A group of self written short storys from inanimate objects! Each one is collected here by our dear friend Apple Pie!!!!!!!!!!!!

For any of you that are confused bold text is narrator italic is Apple Pie and underlined is who is telling the story or whatever!!!!! Enjoy!

Warning Waring!!!! This is for EVERYONE!!! Because everyone should read it but it says teen because Apple Pie thinks Applejack is a bastard and because kitchen chairs don't think kindly of being sat on!