Torment, hurt feelings, cruel, cruel memes, and a needed friend.
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Torment, hurt feelings, cruel, cruel memes, and a needed friend.
Celestia's torment.
By Storiesatrandom
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Celestia stood alone in the rain, crying about a suspicion that no pony loved her. In the eyes of many, she was a tyrant, a molester, and a troll. Most hurtful of all she was none of these things, just horribly misjudged by misunderstandings, overshadowed by a collection of background characters. She was even less popular than her own sister, but that does not justify Celestia being declared a Tyrant. So… Celestia has a tendency to be humorous, and played only an innocent prank on the cakes, that does not call for being declares a troll. Most ponies were unsure where the "Molestia" nonsense came from, but the fan-fictions and the G-mod videos may be to blame. Feeling she did not deserve to live Celestia freed her tears.
Watching from afar, Twilight, Trixie, Luna, and Storiesatrandom -often nick-named S.A.R. to shorten the name- they were saddened to see depression befall upon the Princess, a normally happy and well natured Princess, crying like a little filly with her feelings hurt.
"It's clear I have to fix this, I'm the only one who understands what's wrong. I mean, I am from the human world, and have a better understanding of things human related, like memes." S.A.R. insightfully declared.
The others nodded without a protest. S.A.R. walked up to Celestia, who still only cried. "Hey, your highness,” S.A.R. seemed to conjure an umbrella, covering herself and Celestia, “why in the rain? I know since you're a goddess there's no worry for you to catch mortal diseases, but it's not good for your mane and coat to get wet, not dignified of you. ‘Ya know, how's about we take you inside?"
Celestia looked at S.A.R, face drenched with tears and rain. "The internet hates me, Storiesatrandom, they view me as a crude natured Tyrant with sexual issues and interests on my own subjects. I just wanted to be loved. It was not enough. I needed a hug, but no one would give me one. All the other ponies are lucky… I'm no Tyrant, I'm no Sexual deviant, I'm no troll, I'm just a lonely pony overshadowed by ‘cuter’ background characters."
"Look, nobody hates you. Look, I ain't a fan of those negative memes myself, but, listen, there are people who do like you, and know that crap ain't one bit true. Listen, those ‘Memes,’ they're just stupid memes that help make certain fics like those Solar Empire and Lunar Republic fics, or those Gmod videos where Molestia can be seen. When Trollestia, well, acts Trollestia, everyone, even fans of those stupid memes know they're nothing but offensive jokes. The purpose for Tyrant Celestia is to make Lunar republic fics edgier and exciting, they won't be as fun, if any fun at all if BOTH leaders of both parties are kind, benevolent rulers."
"But Storiesatrandom, I end up dead in fics like that."
"Again, Lunar Republic fics, they wouldn't be considered good or popular if you get off the hook with only a slap on the wrist." Celestia sighed. "And that Trollestia nonsense? Well, you kinda unintentionally lent a helping hand with that, I mean, giving Twilight only 2 tickets, not knowing about her other friends in Ticket Master. That prank you played on the Cakes on that episode your pet Phonix showed up. I mean, we all know you were just being a fun ruler on that, the cakes did too, but the thing is, most rulers are not known to have a funny bone, and everyone expected you to be serious when meeting the public. I mean, it's somewhat great you’re not like traditional leaders, but be careful how you execute the punch line." Celestia sighed once more, heavily.
"Then, there’s that Molestia crap. Personally, I don't know where that came from, how it formed, or the episode that was responsible for the idea considering that it's intended audience is kids. Though, I think the fic "Princess Molestia" and certain Gmod videos may be the culvert. And that "Ask Molestia" tumbler isn't helping either! Look, that meme serves as a sexual pleasure device to add dispense and sexual pleasure. What I'm trying to say is, none of those memes should not be taken seriously! They're jokes, plot devices, trollpastas, and, just negaverse crap! Look, I once ended up being taken the wrong way as well, but someone told me what I'm telling you: don't take those memes seriously, they're just that, stupid memes. You are loved. Granted, most of the time, it's portrayed differently most of the time, but, you do have fans who realize you as a kind, benevolent ruler, not a tyrannical, sexual nutcase with a crude sense of humor. You are treated with respect and dignity if you ignore the backlash. I mean, there's Twilestia, those fics where you get along mostly well with Luna, like sisters. In fact, in the Molestia fic, despite what occurred in it, you got off easily and were forgiven, cause Molestia was like Luna's Nightmare Moon… just a bit more rape-y. So what do ‘ya say? Can ‘ya stop crying over some stupid memes? Cause, some people just have a funny way to show appreciation."
"But, none of them find me cute." Celestia moodily whispered.
"Cute? Now, I can explain that. You see, cuteness is reserve to child-like characters and exuberant, outgoing personalities, like your student Twilight, and other ponies. But you, you have something better: you have a divine beauty that many would kill just to get. Your beyond Cuteness, you're a divine entity that has the beauty that rivals supermodels at a long shot! How is that not hug worthy?"
Celestia took strong recollection of those wise, wise words. Celestia did not realize that she is loved! Just differently than how others are loved. Celestia also realized that as far as cartoon horses go, she is attractive. Celestia never realized this before. She suddenly smiled, the rain to unexpectedly stopped.
"Wow, and I thought only Pegisi control the-" Celestia grabbed and hugged S.A.R. to the heartfelt happiness of Twilight, Luna, and even the normally strict-natured Trixie.
"Thank you Storiesatrandom. You lifted a heavy cloud on me. Is there anything I could do for you?"
"Not trying to break me in half would be a good start."
Celestia blushed, and let him go.
"Sorry. But I needed that talk from you, it has made me better about this internet stuff."
"Sure, happy to help Celestia, now, can I ask for another favor?"
"Yes?"
"A coupon for the Ponyville spa? Cause I think I needed a massage. May I request you go a bit easier on the hugs, next time?"
Celestia awkwardly, yet gratefully, nodded.
End.
