Rarity was looking forward to spending some time in Canterlot helping Twilight come to grips with being Equestria's newest Princess, unfortunately demons decided that now would be an excellent time to invade, kill everypony and enslave their soul into Hell's inestimable engine of suffering and terror! Is Rarity a bad enough dudette to save Equestria from the nightmarish forces of Hell? Read on and find out!

This fic has thus far been written entirely while drunk and is completely unedited, however once I have a completed product I will be going through and editing/completely rewriting several parts. In the mean time I welcome any criticism that will help me to suck less than I do when allowing my unfiltered brain vomit to spill out onto the page.

Please also note that I will suspend laws of physics, biology, and canon if they conflict with rule of cool or rule or scary. Expect gratuitous bloodsplosions and shotguns that function in no way like shotguns do in real life.