A great mess

so....i guess this is it......

some how i've done it again.

put all my loved ones in danger.......

"d-doctor? are you okay?"asked derpy

"i....just wanted to help......now...well just LOOK derpy! ponyvill is in utter CHAOS! and why? because i tryed to help...."

"doctor....it's not your fault....it was discord...."

"discord? HA! even if it was I added to the already burning flame."

"doctor...i..."

"you what? nothing. im done. this is it. i've hurt one to many people......im done. *cries* its my fault all my fault...."

"d-doctor! your a different color!"

"go derpy."

"wha-"

"JUST GO."

now im here. in the TARDIS. alone. like i should be....ugh.

mabye i should talk to somepony......

mabye not.....

ugh. i need butter. *walks into TARDIS kitchen and opens up fridge* lets see....i need butter....milk....oooo!~ <3 some chocolate....and...that should be good.*brings food over to counter* i wonder what butter melted on chocolate tastes like.....*pours melted butter on the chocolate bar*.....mmmm~<3

okay. i really do need to go do something though....*walks to control room* WAIT! *backs up into bathroom* what?!?! why the? HOW THE HELL DID I GROW WINGS?!?!

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*pacing* okay......okay. breath.......i dont know how or why this happened but it's okay.....im sure somepony has a book on this.....TWIGHLIGHT! ah ha! she LIVES in a library! she MUST have some book that can help! *runs to control room*

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  *TARDIS landing*  I LOVE THAT SOUND!!!

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*walks out of TARDIS *  "Hello, twilight!" i said

"oh, hello doctor, what can i do for you?" asked twilight.

"i seem tho have grown pegasus wings....and these are bigger then normal..." i explained.

"you also seem to have changed color...are you looking for a book?"

"ah, yes.....do you have one?"

"on this no. but i have a hunch. did discord ever tap you on the head?"

"now that i think about....yes he did."

"that means your discorded."

"im what."

"discorded."

"and that means?"

*facehoove* "it means discord made you the complete opposite of how you normally are."

"no wonder i've been having feeling and urges i've never felt before....."

"okay, you have fun with that."

"maybe......maybe i'll try to please one.....twilight...can you help?"

"yeah.sure- wait. what?!"

"you can help me with one..." *walks over to twilight and gently pushes her down*

"d-doctor! w-what are you doing?!"

"just pleasing an urge" *takes tail and moves it slowly up and down twilight's chest down to her flank*

"d-doctor *moans* w-what are you- p-lease....don't...."

"why not? whats wrong? can't take a little teasing?"

"w-what about derpy?"

*pushes down hard on twilight and leans down into her face* "what about derpy? who cares for the little brat? she's quite childish....un-like you."

"w-what?"

*gets off of twilight* "oh, too bad you just broke the urge. i was really looking forward to fulfilling that one....i'll be at sugar cube corner if you want to talk" *walks into TARDIS*

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*walks to control panel* i dont see why twilight brought up that stupid girl. she was always just walking around the TARDIS breaking things and running into walls. *pressing buttons* i wander if pinkie pie has those extra buttery muffins i ordered....wait.....i ordered the cake...not muffins.....ugh! i need to get my mind off of derpy! *TARDIS landing* i dont even like muffins......*walks out of TARDIS*

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"hey pinkie pi-*glomp* UGH! get off of me pinkie!"

"hi doc! what can i do for you?"

"well for one GET OFF OF ME!"

"oh yeah! sorry *steps off doctor* anything else?"

"yeah, do you have the cake i ordered?"

"no....derpy just came and picked up that order....she said something like "maybe if i deliver the doctor his cake he will forgive me for what i did....whatever it was i did....." she looked really sad....what happened?"

"i- nothing.....nothing happened...."

"oh....okay! i just made some cupcakes, would you like to try one?!"

"i um sure....*click*....wait what flavor cupcakes?"

"CHOCOLATE! DUH!"

"oh...too bad...i was hopping it was a different type of "cupcake". you know what i mean right?"

"um....doc i don't really think that that's a goo-*roughly pushes pinkie to the ground* DOC!"

"whats wrong pinkie pie? don't want to let me try your cupcakes?"

"doc i-i don't i-i really uh..."

"calm down pinkie and shut up. *shoves hoof into pinkies mouth* better..."

*mumbles*

"what was that? this is going to be fun...*evil smile*...okay pinkie you ready?" *gently strokes pinkies stomach with tail*

*muffled moans*

"you like that pinkie? good to know....now. i'm going to take my hoof out of your mouth... you have to keep quite though. got it?"

*shakes head yes*

"good.*removes hoof from pinkies mouth.* now....to the TARDIS. *gets off of pinkie and pushes her into the TARDIS* okay....lets begin..."*pushes pinkie down as hard as possible and mounts the pony*

"ow...doctor are you sure that...i mean...."

"pinkie. shut up. i know what i want. and right now...that's your virgins. *roughly kisses pinkie* understood?"

"y-yes"

"good. now....*knock on TARDIS door* DEAR CELESTIA! buck this! *gets off of pinkie and kicks her in the process* i hate these ponies so much....*opens TARDIS door* what do you want?!"

"d-doctor! it's you! i-im really sorry for what i did. i dont know exactly what i did but...i really am sorry...." said a sad derpy.

"i-i.....derpy.....you should go...." said the doctor sadly

"cant i come in for a little though? if your kicking me out i need my stuff. *half smile* and heres your cake..."

"oh um thanks....i guess you could come in.....but, derpy im not in a good mood....*derpy walks to the TARDIS kitchen, doctor follows* you can put the cake here....*head gesture toward counter*"

"as pinkie says, okie dokie lokie!*puts cake up, pushes fork off counter* oh...sorry i'll pick that up *leans down and over*"

"derpy thats-......" thats flank thats what that is....... "thats..uh...okay...."

"*stands back up* oh! im sorry....i forget im a mare sometimes...."

"no....thats okay...*walks up to derpy making her walk backwards into a wall, thus pining her* its just fine. *puts muzzle on derpys* right? just perfect."

"d-doctor...i......i dont think that this a good idea...."

"why? every other pony wanted it to be you not them...who do you want it to be? *gently rubs derpys lower spine*"

"*moans then whispers* you..."

"who?"

"you."

"WHO? WHO DO YOU WANT DERPY? *pushes derpy down hard onto the TARDIS floor* TELL ME WHO?"

"YOU!"

"thats all i needed to hear.*dark smile*"