//-------------------------------------------------------// Twilight's Adventures in Dungeons and Dragons. -by Lord Erhswin Wholewheat- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// The dungeon. //-------------------------------------------------------// The dungeon. Twilight awoke with a start. She was in the middle of a dark dank room. The only thing she was able to see was a rather imposing door at the opposite of the room being illuminated by a single torch. "Why hellooooooo my little pony! A mysterious and incredibly annoying voice echoed through the room "What in the name of Luna... Who- Where are you?" The lavender unicorn cried into the darkness. The voice gave a haughty laugh. "Oh don't worry about that you'll never find me anyway and I am the dungeon master by the way pleased to meet you!" "W-What?" Twilight wasn't quite understanding her situation. "Well you see we're going to play a game a Roleplaying game. You even get to be the mage! Doesn't that sound exciting?" "Look I have no idea what your talking about and your going to be hearing from my lawyer later!" Twilight yelled as she walked over to the door. She gave it a tug but it remained steadfast. "No no no my little pony. You can't do that. In this world you must announce actions you're going to take. "That's completely ridiculous how will announcing my actions help me in any way?" "Oh just humor me....pretty please. Twilight gave an exasperated sigh. "fine... I'm going to open this door" (1) As Twilight attempted to pull open the door she accidentally pulled it to hard causing it to smash her face in. Twilight falls backwards as a -5 appears above her head and the door quickly closes again. "What in the name of Goddesses was that!?" "That was your dice roll....and you failed it.... horribly. "Dice? Look if this is you Discord princess Celestia will hear about this!" "I assure you it's not and yes my little party leader. Every action in this world is dictated by the roll of dice. But enough exposition, Your friends at stake you know aswell as- Oh! you have a guest. "Guest, Dice, your world? What are you talking about!? What did you do to my frie-" But before Twilight could get an answer the door she tried to open flew off it's hinges passing over the unicorn's head withing a centimeter of clearance. She looked to where the door once stood and in it's frame she found an imposing figure standing above her. It was a bear... //-------------------------------------------------------// The bear //-------------------------------------------------------// The bear Twilight was dumbfounded. This was all happening too fast she backed up recalling offensive spells to the forefront of her mind her horn began glowing and she was about to fire. But then she got a better look at the bear and felt yet again more confused than threatened. The bear was standing on it's hind legs and seemed to be wearing a tophat and a hot pink backpack. On his feet he bore a pair of sneakers with checks on them and his face sported an annoyed look. "Damn Sketchers." He grumbled to himself while stomping one of his feet on the ground "New party member." The sketchers would blurt out repeatedly each time he stomped his foot down. "I was perfectly fine by myself until you brought me into this room with nothing in it......" On those last five words the bears head slowly turned finally acknowledging the small unicorn in the room with him. He walked up to her eyes set on her and saying nothing. "But, What, Who?" At this point Twilight was cross-eyed and pointing her hooves in random directions. She became so overloaded with questions that sparks were starting to fly out of her head. The bear picked her up and eyed her curiously, shrugged and put her in his backpack. Twilight sneezed which broke her out of her confusion induced stupor, black flakes were falling on her. "Is this..." She takes a second to catch one of the flakes in her mouth "pepper?" She turns around to see a sentient potato with one eye. It was holding a pepper grinder within a magic aura and when it saw Twilight staring it in the eye he hid the grinder behind his back and gave a sheepish grin "sup" "Where you trying to eat me?" "Is that what say when you meet someone new?" "No it's just- I mean what are, who are-" At this point Twilight has had enough of being confused. She narrowed her eyes into an intense glare directed at the spud. "I want answers and I want them now!" she yelled Intimidate- (10)