Payback's Something, Ain't It, Partner?

Hey, I'm Scout.

You might know me. I mean, you probably do know me. You're reading this. Why else would you be reading this?

Anyways, I pissed off Engineer yesterday. I thought I had the chance with those three REDs, but I was too quick for them! Unfortunately, Engi wasn't. All his buildings got destroyed, and your's truly made it happen. I just love pissing people off. Especially people from my own team.

Anyways, I haven't seen Engi for the last couple of matches. I've also noticed Spy has been distracting me from the spawn room, keeping me alive. I think something fishy is going on. Why else would that shape-shifting rat be with me?

I decide to visit the spawn room, where Hardhat is sitting there, a devilish smile on his face.

"Hey pardner. Why you back here?" He asks.

"I'm just seeing what's going on. Why aren't you building any more buildings I could destroy?" I smirk.

"Nah, ah decided to build something way more. Ah reckon it's the level four sentry."

Woah, that's cool. I wanna see what it does and how it kills. Probably just the same old same old, firing bullets, shooting rockets. But hey, ya never know with Hardhat.

"Where can I find it? I wanna see how it kills." My two favorite things: Killin' and Pissing people off.

"Just go through that tele ah put up. It's also level four." He says, devilishly.

I hesitate for a moment, but think Eh, what the hell. I step onto the teleporter and stand there for a split second. Then, I feel myself being transported into another place. Oh, how I love that feeling. I close my eyes in delight as I hear one faint laugh from Engi.

I can't wait to see the level four sentry. I decide to count down in my mind.

5...4...3...2...1!

I open my eyes to see something very different then Teufort.

It's a field, dotted with trees. The sun is going down, marking it afternoon. There's a little bench over to the side, and on that, I spot light-blue, covering up the brown bench. The grass feels weird on my legs, probably because it's never cut. I feel stunned. I back away, tumbling to my back and laying on the ground. I swipe my head back and forth. What the hell am I doing here!? I decide to check out the color of light blue on the bench. I run over, as fast as I can. But what's there shocks me the most.

It's a light-blue unicorn, sitting up straight like a normal human being. It's hai-- I mean mane, is a mixture of white and light-blue. It's face looks bored until it sees me. It gasps and hides behind the bench. "Wha-What are you!?" It screams. Wait, it can talk too!?

"I-I'm a human . . . ."

The unicorn's eyes widen, and it hops up and down. "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! FINNNNANAAALLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"