The One Where Super Neon Fire Mane Fucks Everypony - Which, To Be Honest, Is All of the Chapters Anyway
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The Wonderful Sexual Adventures of Sir King Super Neon Fire Mane, King of Equestria and Everything Else
The One Where Super Neon Fire Mane Fucks Everypony - Which, To Be Honest, Is All of the Chapters Anyway
The One Where Super Neon Fire Mane Fucks Everypony - Which, To Be Honest, Is All of the Chapters Anyway
Written by Super Neon Fire Mane, PrincessNeonSparkle,
Steve,
Ultra Neon Sexy Alicorn & neonflashcannon
Once upon a time in the magical land of Equestria. One really fucking awesome horse was kicking some ass. Now you might think this awesome pony was our hero, Super Neon Fire Mane. But he wasn’t, in fact Super Neon Fire Mane puts this pussy to shame.
No, this was Steve and he was about to die.
No, but really, our story begins in Twilight’s bedroom where our hero was rocking her world.
Spike sat alone in the library’s main level, slowly rocking back in forth in hopes that moans of Twilight would eventually cease. However, the moans only grew as other mares felt the sheer pleasure created by Super Neon Fire Mane reach out through Equestria.
Soon enough, mares were beginning to show up at the library without warning, demanding to get some of Super Neon Fire Mane’s genitalia all up inside them. One of those mares was Exie, a super slutty whore pony who banged everything she saw. Be it a stallion or a cactus, she’d be willing to shove it into her pussy. Slow stallions, fast stallions, stallions who climbed on rocks. There was absolutely no limit to the types of stallions she’d fuck.
But there was no stallion she wanted to fuck more than Super Neon Fire Mane. He was the King of Equestria and everything else. His sex was like lightning, it gave mares orgasms. His penis, a spear of destiny and sexual delight. Yes, like the orange juice. He was a sexual tiger. He hunts for vaginas.
Pushing through the rest of the mares, Exie immediately pushed Twilight off of Super Neon Fire Mane. In an instant, she slammed her pussy down onto his shaft, beginning to ride him relentlessly. She rode him so hard that his dick began to chafe. That’s right, she went in dry.
Neon paused for a moment as he tried to remember if he had any cream for this. I don’t fucking know what’s happening. He didn’t have cream, but he did have lube. He shoved Exie off of his massive cock, and grabbed an oil drum full of lube. He slathered it all over his monstrous dick and roughly grabbed Exie and shoved his meat into her pussy.
Quickly, he began thrusting his iron schlong in and out of her at a lightning fast pace. She came instantaneously, violently thrashing about as her body was ravaged by his monster penis. Her fluids shot all over the place, coating every inch of the room in her cum.
As she slowly collapsed atop him, breathing heavily the whole time, he kept on thrusting, punishing the mare for ruining his sexy times with Twilight. Soon enough, it felt as if her vagina was being infiltrated by sandpaper, and it seemed that there was no hope of her surviving.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, Celestia burst through the window and used her magical horniness to throw Exie off of Super Neon Fire Mane. In less than a millisecond, she mounted him and shoved her horn in his mouth, forcing him to suck on it.
He did so with the expertise of a prostitute, and soon enough, Celestia shot a bunch of magic shit into his throat. After that, she got off of him and left him to die.
Since he was the super Alicorn King of everything ever, though, he didn’t die. In fact, he was rather calm about the whole thing - it had been just about time for him to die again anyway, so he was pretty cool with it. Fuck Death and all that shit, he was King!
Exie pulled herself off the floor, and climbed onto the bed again. She crawled up his schlong, trying to reach the tip. It was as if she was trying to reach the peak of Mount Everest. As soon as she reached the top, she put her mouth over what little of his dong that she could. Only about one one millionth of it fit in her mouth, and Super Neon Fire Mane became pissed at her. Super King pissed.
A great, flowing stream of semen bursted from his penis, because he can cum whenever he wants, launching Exie off of his dick, and catapulting her through the roof of the building.
Sir King Super Neon Fire Mane took a moment to reflect on just how incredibly awesome he was. And awesome he was - taller than Princess Celestia and Discord combined, with a broken horn and a pair of magnificently beautiful dragon wings, and a coat of pristine and obviously not-garish neon green. Well, not quite pristine - it was marked with perfectly round circles of navy blue, to match his hooves. His mane and tail were perfectly styled by his super sonic rainboom earlier this morning, and the eight golden bands around his hooves shone with the glory of the sun, and each one was set with a flawless emerald. His eyes were the color of the sky when he liked it most - which changed day by day - and he lacked the common folk’s round pupils in exchange for that of a royal dragon. He also had an enormous penis.I’m not even kidding. The thing was huge. So huge, he could bone a dragon no problem. Well, only a little bit of problem, when it didn’t fit. Because it was so big.
He was magnificent, in all the meanings of the word. He was stronger, faster, smarter, and sexier than any of the bitch face ponies in Equestria. And damn did he know it.
The best King ever - even if he was the only one aside from that douche Sombrero and his gay brothers - looked up at the summer sky through the hole Exie had conveniently left (how nice of her, she’s just the best pony ever. Well, the best pony with a vagina, at least.) and sighed.
Today was a good day.
Meanwhile, downstairs, Spike let out a sigh of relief. It seemed as if the nightmare was over. But that was when he heard Twilight begin to moan again! He fell to his knees and screamed to the sky.
“GOD DAMNIT!”
And then Gummy woke up.
THE END
