Greetings and Welcome to Unicorps!
A projector flashes its pictures onto the wall of a room and a presentation in black and white begins.
Unicorps! The world's sole supply of power and energy!
With its new and efficient powering material, SPELTech, Unicorps has been able to power every device in the world.
SPELTech uses crystals infused with the strongest of unicorn's magic, which are found on or in every mobile device, household appliance, movie theater, vehicle, life support system, and even the television you are watching!
Pictures of different devices such as phones and televisions with small, red gems on either the sides or backs flash across the screen.
Yes, sir! Unicorps' SPELTech is found in nearly everything!
Years ago, our Princess and leader, Princess Celestia, mysteriously perished.
A few photos of the late princess appear.
Everypony within Equestria's border rushed to the scene. Anyone with even a hair of talent affiliated with investigation was recruited. Even more bad news came up when the late Princess's sister, Princess Luna went missing two months later.
A news paper spins up to the screen and stops. The head line reads Princess Luna Mysteriously vanishes! Royal Guard assumes dead! Human scum suspected for murder of both Princesses!
Ever since the mysterious and tragic death of Celestia and the disappearance of Princess Luna, it has been Unicorps that has powered and run Equestria.
Unicorps' founder, Polished Gears, proposed his plans to aid in any predicaments Equestria would ever face...
A unicorn stallion steps up to a microphone. He has a greyish coat and a dark, black mane with a white stripe down the middle. He wears a lighter, grey business suit and has the end fastened to make his cutie mark visible, which is a silver gear with smaller gears interlocked on the inside.
"I swear on my life, that Celestia's death will not be in vain! We will not eat! We will not sleep! Until Celestia's killer is brought to justice! I swear on my life! That I will personally flip the lever to bring the guillotine's blade down on this treasonous swine's neck! THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES!! THERE WILL BE JUSTICE!!! THERE. WILL. BE. NO MERCY!!!!"
Police and the Royal Guard are still on the clock, trying to work out what possibly could have caused her demise; and it is Unicorps who has been helping them in their efforts! With new, innovative forensics technology, Unicorps is able to assist the Royal Guard in areas more complex than normal investigations, such as scanning the area for hoof and finger prints, mapping out every possible outcome of anything that could have happened to our Princess, and much much more!
Different officers with technological goggles strapped to their faces can be seen walking through different rooms of the castle.
Unicorps, over the years, has become the most depended on source of all things energy. Anything that has moving gears or lighted screens uses SPELTech and nothing can be ran without it. And the best part is, IT'S FREE!!
The same stallion from earlier is being interviewed by several reporters.
"I want to live in a world where 'The Price of Living' is no longer an understood practice of government, but the punchline of a joke at a bar with friends. Nothing you are dependent on such as transportation, communication, or even something as simple as climate control should ever cost you money. My policy is 'No bits. No problem!'"
Yes, Fillies and Gentlecolts, SPELTech is truly the most appreciated and celebrated thing in all of Equestria. Except maybe, the company who designed it.
Unicorps
"Where energy is magic!"
A tall blue building with a unicorn emblem on the side is shown briefly before the sound of the tail end of a film reel flipping around is heard and the screen goes white, signifying the end of the presentation.
