You come to groggy and barely able to sit up. Disoriented, miserable, and a throbbing pain in your skull. There's no hiding it, you are hungover, but as your pulsating mind tries to wrap its mind around that fact, it comes across the question: Just what exactly did you do last night that caused this Hangover? Wasn't it a dinner with your parents for a business deal for your Dad? Unless Applejack and her hard fermented cider was involved there should be no way you even ended up like this! You give a slight chuckle remembering the fallout of that, which included Twilight and Rainbow Dash hogtied together, Applejack and rarity in leather, and you with a video camera. To this day, all of you fear what what was on that video, come to think of it, it’s still in your house in Ponyville. Still the look on Dash's face was priceless when she woke up! You instantly cringe as it hurts to laugh, and as you clutch your skull you figure out you're back in your room, or what has become the guest room. Looking around you raise your eyebrow slightly as you look at the clock: 7:23 AM. Wondering why you're up so early in the morning, especially feeling this way, you slowly shuffle your legs out of the bed, when your wing suddenly catches on something. Looking back, it's under Luna, who is sleeping the the same bed as you.

This sudden shock passing as fast as it came. She was your girlfriend after all, so what's so bad about it? Shrugging there is still the problem with your wing. You slowly work your wing out from under her and free it just as easy. Working it a bit to try and get the blood flowing again, you can already feel the needles poking as it wakes up from the pressure. Shaking your head in an ill fated attempt to remove the dizziness that brought about more pain, you grab a conveniently placed glass of water and chug it down. It does little, if anything, to help, but it's a start. Standing up, bracing yourself against the bed pole, you look down out of instinct to put on your Lazy Day slippers. You curse remembering this is your parents house and they're not here. This does lead to another thing you notice as well.

“Where'd my pants go?” you ask out loud.

Sure enough, they're gone. Not even your underwear exists to hide your dignity. What did I do last night? Looking around the room hoping they didn't go too far, you suddenly glance on your other wing to find a blue pair of silk panties embolden with a silver moon on them. Your eyes widen knowing what that means, along with your vanished pants. You gently place them on Luna's head and give a worried chuckle, hoping she doesn't piece this puzzle together as fast as you did. Fortunately she is out harder than you are, passed out even, you praying to her sister that she stays that way until you can find your pants. Quickly searching around the room, you sadly never find you missing pants. Seeing you’re wearing the remains of a white over shirt and a gray tie with some white spots here and there-OH CELESTIA! You quickly toss the tie across the room flinching in fear as your mind quakes in pain. Barely able to hide a screech of pain that would have made it worse, you work your way over to your old dresser, praying that Mom still had some old clothes of your in them. Thankfully, she did, including a pair of sweatpants which were going to work now. You think about changing the shirt, but just changing the pants your head felt like it was going to explode. Sucking it in, your head downstairs to down a gallon of water and whatever bread you could find.

Careening down the stairs you slump into the kitchen and nearly tear it apart until you find a loaf of bread. Tossing it on the table, and filling a pitcher to the brim with water you sit at the table and begin your remedy to cure this. Is it going to work? You don't know because you’re supposed to eat bread before you drink anything, but oh well, you’re hungry!After about your third slice you see a coffee mug levitate across the room, looking over to see your mother walk in, hair a mess, and well, she just woke up what's more to explain? It's your mother! Fortunately your hangover has started to wane, or you just got used to it, so you can fake being tired.

“Morning Mom!” you say.

“Good Morning Flames. How was your night out?”

“Interesting.” you lie.

“Well it must've been since we heard you two in the shower when we guessed you surprised Luna. I taught you well.”

You raise your eyebrow at that sentence when your mind flashes and suddenly you’re in the bathroom, steam is everywhere, and she's hunting you! It wasn't your fault, you thought she was going to use the other bathroom! Low and behold she shows up naked in yours! What else could you do aside say “Hi” to her? Doing what you could, you created a cloud of steam trying to hide from her, but with each wet threatening foot step, she's getting closer. Worse, the cloud is obscuring your vision, but here is the sink counter, and the door must be to your left. Prepping yourself to make a break for it, a hand clamps down on your arm, and you turn starring in the beautiful red eyed face of death.

“You think you could escape?”

“Were it so easy.” you gulp.

You flash back to reality seeing that your mother has sat down, pouring herself a cup of coffee, giving you a sly smile.

“I remember when your father and I were this young.” she reminisces.

“Luna's a thousand and something.” you reply.

“You still count. We had to step outside because of the racket you two were making.” she ends with a giggle.

Your mind again flashes back to the steamy bathroom. You had no idea what she was going to do to you, but you had to escape. You scramble to break free of her grip, your hand seizing anything that could possibly be used as a means to grapple yourself to victory. Seeing something you lunge for it, even as Luna growls and thrashes like some rabid Manticore trying to eat you. Then, as your hands grip what appears to be soft flesh, Luna freezes instantly, gasping in shock. Feeling them, it's skin, and the steam settling from the lack of movement and you yourself approaching what you grabbed, you come face to face with Luna, her face red with embarrassment and pleasure, your own hands massaging her breasts with glee. You can remember your stomach jumping with what Luna was going to do to you when what happened next releases itself.

Luna going: “Don't stop.”

What did I do? You ask yourself, snapping back to reality moreover why did you blot that part from your mind?

Your mother meanwhile winks at you and quickly levitates the paper toward her as you flashback again. Luna bracing herself against the wall, presenting herself towards you in all her glory. You step forward, member raging hard, and she eager to take it. Thank Celestia they never found that condom stash, and with it you grab hold.

A knocking at the door snaps you from your thoughts. Oh come on! I finally have sex with Luna and I don't even remember it! You scream in your mind. Of course if your mind is going to remember events like last night like this all day, it's going to be quite eventful. The upside is that your hangover seems to have vanished. That or it has gotten so bad your nervous system has been thrown out of whack and you can't quite feel the pain. Either way the knocking at the door continues as your mother looks at herself with a look of shock.

“I'm hardly presentable at this hour!” she says in horror.

Damnit Mom! “I got it Mom.” you tell her getting up.

She can be just like Rarity at times. Or vice versa. That is also one of the few reasons you got along with Rarity so quickly. Making your way to the door, the knocking is slightly harder and more aggressive than before. Swinging the door open you are met with a angered Tomboy Pegasus standing there looking like she's about to knock you over.

“Rainbow Dash?” you say in confusion.

“There you are! Care to explain to me what this is!?” she shouts.

“What what is? You say before she shoves a scroll in your face.

Taking it you read it over as well as the words, crudely written and haphazardly placed all over the paper: “Princess Rainbow Dash! We're stuck on a building! We need you to rescue us!”

“What the?” you say, both on the verge of alarm and laughter all at the same time

Dash took the paper from your face, replacing it with her own scowl: “It took Twilight all morning to decipher it as your handwriting and the mark down here is from Luna. We had to go all the way to Canterlot to ask Princess Celestia where you two were!”

“Is Twilight with you?” you ask.

“No! She's still in Canterlot! We had to find where you lived, but I've been flying all over this town searching rooftops for you guys and low and behold your home safe?”

“Hey you're guess is as good as mine, I don't-” you start.

Another flashback. The stars are out, almost dancing as Luna plays with them, creating a show in the night sky.

“That's amazing!” you cry out, watching.

Luna collapses into you, smiling and smelling of alcohol: “Tolds you we could do it!” she hiccups

You can barely see straight, Luna's lost so much control she's reverted to using the Royal We. Off in the corner is a stack of drinks from stouts to fine wine. It's a wonder you two managed to get up here like you did, but hey, it was worth it right?

“Unh, it'sss kinda cold up here.” whines luna.

“Pegashush! I cans handle the cold!” you boast.

“We are going to get down there now.” she speaks, spreading her wings.

“No no no no no!” you say, grabbing her hair, “You're too drunksh right now to be flyin!”

“We can fly! Watch us!” she argues, trying and failing to break free.

“No! You're my girlfriend-thing!” you say, collapsing onto her, but managing to stay upright,

“You're too drunksh to fly right now. I'm, I'm too drunshk to flies around right now! We need a deshignated Flyer to fly ush down! Call the scary batman Guardsh.”

“Our Guardss cannot see us in this ssstate.” she says, tripping over herself.

Landing in a heap of each other you look up at the moon and see a few stars twinkling in the distance. Suddenly you get the best idea ever! EVER!

“I gotsh it! Sends a, sends a, sends a letter to Twilight! She can save ush! She always saves ush!”

“Twilight cannot fly like our sister and we.” speaks Luna.

“What do you mean she can'ts fly! Isn't she a Princesh like you and Celessssstia? She has a crown thingy like you do.”

You reach up and grab Luna's Tiara to show her, pointing at it as Luna looks on annoyed you took it.

“Like, like, like this! She has one of theshe thingys.”

Luna snatches her Tiara and places it back on her head, while you are defiant in your argument.

“She hash one of those! A horn on her head! She's a princesh and Princeshes have wings like you and she can save us!”

“Twilight Sparkles does not have wings like a Princess. She cannot fly!” scolds Luna.

“Rainbow Dash cans fly! Get her! She can shave us!”

“Rainbow Dash is a Princess like us?” asked Luna, surprised and confused all at the same time.

“I think sho.” you say, unable to remember.

You are suddenly constricted by Luna's arms as she hugs you tightly.

“Oh Gray Flamesey! You are brilliant! We shall send a letter to Princess Rainbow Dash and have her come save us!”

As she lets go you think on how are you going to do this: “Okay, okay! You get the paper, and I'll go write down the reshcue letter!”

“We shall not fail you!” saluted Luna.

Hiding a smirk and looking to “Princess” Rainbow Dash, you respond: “Oh yeah, I remember.”

“Well? I'm not a Princess!” shouts Rainbow Dash

“We were drunk.” you smile apologetically.

“Clearly.” she berates.

You have no idea what to say, and go with the old standby of the same apology smile and “I don't know” shrug when your mind clicks.

“Hey, you said you were flying around all day?”

“Yeah! I thought you were on a building!”

“Did you happen to find any pants that were up on a building top?”

“Huh?” she asks before looking at you.

Nice over shirt, collar up oddly where your tie was, shirt half tucked in, and your wearing sweatpants with one dress shoe on your foot. Your a complete mess and this Pegasus knows it. You have no excuse but to accept it as she starts laughing.

“I'm serious.”

She recovers, wiping a tear from her eye. Pondering on it for a second and suddenly perks up.

“Yeah! Yeah I do! It was atop a restaurant! I thought it was a bums or some homeless guys! Come on!”

With no disregard to the fact you look like you just came out of a tornado, you resign to follow her. Looking out and around, you admire Las Pegasus. Land of stars, gambling, fame, and, well, the city you grew up in. Even being in Ponyville for so long, not much has changed. The Applewood sign, the Luxor hotel, the Griffin Observatory, and in the distance you could make out the Lunar Damn. That probably explains why you two were on the roof. You probably wanted to show her the city, but being apparently “too drunk to fly” you took her to the roof top to show her anyway. This city did look a thousand times better at night than it did during the day. The question was, however, why did you two end up so drunk flying was dangerous? If you remember correctly from before the blackout, you were going on a dinner with your parents. Not a night of partying and what not! OF course the bigger question was: Why did your mind black out when you and Luna had sex! That just wasn't fair in any sense!

“There! Right there!”

Looking down, you see a pair of dark blue slacks, and sure enough, it's yours. Zooming down, you quickly grab them as Rainbow joins you, snickering to herself.

“Did you two?” she asks, trying not to state the obvious.

“I don't-” you start.

You remember Luna shivering waiting to be rescued by Princess Rainbow Dash. You were concerned, not wanting her to suffer, you come up with the best idea in the world!

“Wear my pantsh!” you say, planting them on her head with a stupid smile

“Yeah.” you say, remembering what happened, “It's far worse than that.”

Quickly switching the dress pants for your sweat pants, than putting the sweat pants over them because, why not huh? You look over to Rainbow Dash, who is inspecting a fire escape on the roof.

“I think this is how you got down.” she said

Looking over, the ladder extends all the way to the ground, and far below is, from what you can make out, your other dress shoe. Flying down, you quickly put it on as Rainbow Dash can no longer contain herself and breaks out laughing at you.

“I can't believe this! This it too rich! You and Princess Luna got so wasted last night!”

She falls to the floor laughing, unable to contain herself. Red faced with shame, you grumble under your breath as tears pour from her eyes.

“Yeah yeah! Not like you haven't gotten that bad before! Need I remind you Mistress Rarity and Lady Applejack?”

Dash jumps up at that: “We promised to never look at that!”

“I haven't. I just remember that much.” you sneer.

She glares at you while; it is returned by your own smug smile you give her before returning to your shoe. Finally tying it, again the question in your head is why you and Luna got to that state. It was just a dinner, your mind tries to think on why when suddenly it hits you! Your father ordered drink for everyone in celebration for the business deal and you and Luna's relationship! It wasn't anything special, but as you and your parents walked over to the balcony to celebrate, things got competitive. Both trying your hardest to finish it fast, it was followed by more and more. Every time she lost, she'd order more, and you the same. By the time your Mom came over saying she and your father were returning home early and you should enjoy your date with Luna, it was on! Worst yet, you don't remember who won! If your dignity was lost to some Princess you could never look at yourself in the mirror ever again.

“Well, at least I know what happened. We can go back to my parents house now.”

“Really what happened?”

“Drinking contest with the Princess of the Night. Not a good idea. Because this happened. Alright let's go.”

“Sir we found you!” came a voice.

Looking around, both of Luna's Guards came running up, both clearly worried.

“Sir, we've been looking all night. After you and Princess Luna disappeared!” said the Guard.

“Yeah, Luna, she didn't want you, or the public if I remember correctly, to see her drunk as she was so we kinda avoided you.”

“Oh. Well, we kept the Chariot ready! Shall we take you, and, erm, Rainbow Dash, to your parents house?” said the other Guard.

“Yeah let's go.”

“I get to ride in Luna's night Chariot thing! Awesome! This day keeps getting cooler all the time! It may even reach 20 percent!”

Really?

With the mystery of what happened last night solved, you feel a sense of relief overcoming you knowing that nothing too bad came of it. It could've gone far worse since both you and THE Princess Luna were gone at that point. With her authority and power of the citizens normally, intoxicated Luna would probably be another terror that even Nightmare Moon couldn't be able to handle! Of course your blackout seemed to extend as far back as your sexy time with Luna in the shower, and that was just not fair at all! That was actually something you'd want to remember! Of course the question still stands as to why you woke up with Luna's panties on your wing, and you never did find your original pair of underwear. Sitting down on the Chariot, Rainbow barely able to keep her excitement in, you hear the crackling of paper in the back of your pocket. Reaching back you pull out a folded piece of paper that felt thick even though it was folded.

Weird. What's this?

“Sir! We've arrived!”

You forgot how quick it was flying in this thing. Already your home, the sight of Luna's chariot already turning a few heads. Dash quickly jumped out as the Guards hitched the Chariot up and stood by ready for anything.

“Want to help me wake Luna?” you ask Dash, putting the paper in your pocket.

Walking inside, you are met with a somewhat disheveled Luna walking up.

“Oh, good Morning Luna!”

“Are you okay? What happened last night?” were the first words out of her mouth.

“Let me tell you something.” you reply.

Taking her and Rainbow Dash into the kitchen, your Mom in the shower due to the apparent guests in her house, and Dad already off at work, no surprise there, you explain to Luna, and a hysterical Rainbow Dash what you managed to piece together through your adventure this morning. Luna hangs on every word, mortified when you tell of the shower scene, and practically ashamed at the drinking contest. Dash falls off her chair again and again, almost not comprehending what you are telling her. To her, the timid quiet you not only managed to take Princess Luna, go to dinner with her, win a drinking contest, because if this is my side of the story and Luna doesn't remember, I'm winning it, the rooftop scene, and not remember it at all, in that order. Luna slams her head on the table humiliated at best. Dash is quick to console her, albeit mockingly.

“Ah don't worry Princess! You had a night out with your boyfriend! You're slowly working your way back into Equestrian society because everyone's gotten trashed and done something stupid at one point or another! Even I have.”

We know.

Luna shakes her head yes, Dash oblivious to it all and still going on: “Besides, this is Las Pegasus! There's enough stupid famous actors and stupid people gambling that you doing it is nothing knew! I bet the papers don't even know what's going on right now!”

“Oh hey that reminds me!”

You reach into your back pocket as Dash continues to console Luna over what had happened last night. Taking out the paper, you unfold it, looking at the rich blue border and seal of the city of Las Pegasus. You read it, your blood quickly running cold and everything stopping in that split second as you look over the text, the signatures, and the time. From your still vision you hear Dash stop talking as she sees your horrified face, and see Luna looking up wondering why she stopped and looking at you.

“Gray, what's wrong?” asks Luna

You take in a deep breath and hand Luna the certificate: “We're married.”

Author's Note

How do you dig yourself out of a hole? Don't go into that hole in the first place!

In reality, the way the story was going, which im probably sure most of you thought, I kinda lost faith in because I found it boring. So I made a new approach and this is why it took so long. I do apologize for that, I really do.