NOT A CHICKEN

by DitzyDerperellaDoo

Rating: everyone
Tags: Main 6, Princess Luna, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Scootaloo, Princess Celestia, Random, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1002

I'm not a chicken, im a pegasus, get it right.

Scootaloo tired of being teased about being called a chicken tells us exactly what she thinks and feels in this story.
Note- I'm trying to write a squeal with Rarity, anyone got any ideas besides marshmallows and crystals?

Published 2013-07-10 21:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-10 21:40:01 UTC

IM A PEGASUS

I hate being called a chicken, I know I can't fly yet, but there's many birds that can't fly yet and their still cool, like Penguins or Ostriches. Penguins can swim so far and fast, and Ostriches can run incredibly fast, Lyra once told me a story about how humans sometimes race Ostriches.

And why am I the only one teased? I don't mean to be rude, but Applebloom can't really buck apples, so why don't they tease her? I don't know... maybe buckaroo, rotten apple? Or her funny talking, she could also be called country gal, or redneck... or.. would it be yellowneck...

Or how about sweetie belle... she's pretty smart, can sing ok, is a walking dictionary, although she is on the soft side, So why doesn't anyone call her anything? I could think of a few names, Softy belle, cry baby, smart alack, smarty pants... or why isn't she teased about not having a cutie mark with so many talents? Well you know what she really should be teased about, her cooking, you would think a pony as smart as her could learn how to not fry your milk. She could be called.... uh... maybe... uh...., Ohhh I know, uncool cook, ya... uncool cook, nothing is worse then something being the complete opposite of COOL. Nothing...

I know that I can't fly that high and I am the size of a of a chickens, but... a lot of foals my age is the size of a chicken. I can fly a bit higher then chickens, but anyway they only really fly when there scared or so. And what about Snips and Snails?

Why isn't snips and snails teased about there cutie marks or height? Snails could be called... Sad snail, the snail catcher, or... The Giant Baby. Snips could be well... rusty scissors or... short cake?

Why isn't Diamond Tiara and her "friend" teased. Diamond Tiara could be teased... called... the prissy princess, prissy is a word sweetie belle taught me. or ugly one or even... bossy boss. And what about her "friend" who has a spoon as a cutie mark? She could be... the golden spoon since its silver, or the miner, or... uh... bent spoon? or spork!

Why is it that only the foals are teased (me) and not the older ponies, like Pinkie-Pie, Twilight, Rarity, Applejack, Fluttershy, but not Rainbow dash, no she's too cool to be teased. What makes them that they don't get teased? It's not fair.

Sweetie belle said Pinkie-Pie could be teased by being called Bi-polar, I don't know what that means but... maybe... I don't know but... Cupcake obsessed, maybe... I don't know...

What about twilight? Egghead or bookworm, and teachers pet. Ya... that would do.

And Rarity, she could be... uh.. OH I KNOW a ugly Rarity? or... I don't know...

Applejack could be... called a orangeneck... or apple bucker. Actually her whole family could, exempt for applebloom.

Fluttershy could be a... scardy cat or silly shy. Nothing to extreme or she will be a cry baby, heh... cry baby heh heh...

So why am I the only one teased, its not fair, every pony can be teased, even the princess!.

Princess Celestia could be, Princess Molestia or Princess trollestia, or not hot sun! She could be tons of names, like she isn't tanned but she is the sun goddess? WIEEEEERD!

And what about Princess Luna, how is the that dark is she is the moon goddess, they probably got there cutie marks messed up. Luna could be called the mooner, or the pony molester, she does moon ponies and everything each night.

I would say something about derpy... but everything is wrong about her... LOOK AT HER EYES.

Oh I know, Lyra, she sits so weird, she claims its like a human, then again... she is a bit crazy or so everyone says. To tell the truth they probably are right, she sits weird. She talks about having hands... She even talked about a place where everything was done by itself, brrr... scary right?

And why am I called a chicken? there is so many other ponies that could be teased, more then these listed, well... at least I only got called a dodo once... but that still hurt, if I'm going to be called a flightless bird can it at least be cool like an penguin or ostrich? Its just sooo UNCOOL!

Another thing, for some reason all these weird creatures sometimes call me a Gen 3.5 scootaloo? What is that? for all I know I'm the only scootaloo, is there more? But if so why is it like I'm the only teased and if there is other scootaloos, why there not, its so unfair.

And why do you all just tease me, its uncool, and why? do you enjoy it? does it make you happy? Why me? Why not applebloom, sweet belle, or... heck why not even The Royal Princess, you may think there picture perfect, but that is so wrong. How can they be picture perfect if like every year the main 6 has to defeat a powerful evil and they don't do anything about it? Huh? ANSWER MY QUESTION PONIES!

The ONLY pony that shouldn't be teased (besides me) is Rainbow Dash, she is soooo COOOL! She did the legendary sonic boom when she was a foal, she was still a bit older then my current age, but still! she is the coolest pony ever. and probably is even more then 20 percent cooler then everypony, heck... SHES PROBOLY 2000000000000000000000000 percent COOLER THEN EVERYPONY! And one day so will I, I will be 20 percent cooler then everypony! (except rainbow dash)

Now you all see what I truly am!

I AM A PEGASUS, NOT A CHICKEN.
This Is,

NOT WHO I AM,

AND THIS IS
NOT COOL.

Scootaloo quickly typed this as quick as possible, and pressed submit. "Now they will all see who I truly am!" She whispered with glee.