the reality braking math class
What can i say my life is anything but normal if anything I was below average and the only thing i truly excelled at was math i had friends but none you would call popular but in my school that whole social class thing was never all that apparent but we still had assholes but what middle school doesn't.
By the way my name is Franklin Alexander Ricketts I'm 13 years old i was born in Wichita Kansas till i was 10 moved to troy Illinois a little north east of St Louis.
i go to a middle school comprised of 3 different towns troy, marine and St Jacob the funny thing the middle school was triad middle school (TMS) the same and the 3 towns.
but im getting off topic, i was known as the annoying kid with ADHD who could not keep his mouth shut but fuck them, i have never had a girlfriend and was never all that good at talking to them plus my 2 older brothers constant teasing never helped in that department but my life was going to change today i'm going to try to ask out the girl i have had a crush on for about a year now okay i got to quit talking to myself i feel like i'm narrating my life but to whom now i'm just sounding crazy "you dont sound crazy" i heard a familiar voice say "who said that" no answer 'yep i'm going crazy just thought i heard pinkie pie say im not crazy but can't say i does not make since because it was pinkie pie".
my daily routine : get up, get clothes, take my shower first because apparently i take the longest even though bill does, go down stairs say hello to my dad the coolest guy in the world even my friends agree, next i eat my breakfast which my dad has made and take my pill which he has handed me, hang out in my room for awhile, and then leave of the bus to school.
before i go any further i need to explain somethings one im like 4'8" and im only like 60 lb i have brown hair with the slightest tinge of blond and a pretty cute face but hey if you can't love yourself right.
once i get to school i go to my home room, which is also my English teacher but I hate English never excelled at the subject, the girl I like is there her name is Twi Smith ya i should have known something was up by the name so what. she was new her and started this year all the boys like her but she seems to only look at me which judging by the way she looks at me she hates me or is studying me but either way i still like her she is nice but seems to like books more her hair is black but some times I looks purple and she has the cutest smile.
i walk up to her and say "hello there Twi can i ask you something?" as i say this my mind is racing telling me abort, abort run away before rejection but i just look at her and then she looks back and blushes slightly.
"what is is Alex?" she asks while blushing a little bit more "i was wondering if you w-w-would like to...maybe..."
"yes Alex what is it" she says with a bit of apprehension.
"wouldyouliketohavelunhcwithme" i blurt out all at once "what?" she asked looking utterly bewildered i clam down and ask her "would you like to have lunch with me today?"
she blushes even more and mumbles something that sounds like "finally" but i dismiss it "yes alex that would be lovely" 'yes, yes, yes' i think to myself but then the bell rings i take my seat and roll begins after that i go to my first class pre-algebra.
As i got to class which was right next door to my home room i felt a little odd maybe it was because of me asking Twi to lunch.
as i sat in my seat i felt like i was about to pass out my head hurt i was sweating really badly and then all of a sudden everything froze and Twi stood in front of me and she started to change her hair grew longer she stated to grow fur and a tail her mouth extended into a muzzle and she said "it is time Alex".
she gives a sort of sly look and continued "lets have lunch" then a portal opened and i found myself being dragged by an invisible force i looked at my body one last time it had a faint purple glow and then nothing i blacked out next thing i now im surrounded by darkness while white particles are flowing in to me.
"where am i" i manage to say.
"your at the walls of reality and this is where your journey begins young one fulfill your destiny " The voice says. then all of a sudden i woke up in a court yard i have seen meany times on my favorite show My Little Pony but that cant be it was a TV show.
"hello there young one" i turn around to face the voice and to my surprise i saw a women who stood a good 7' tall with white fur and a beautiful golden dress and a crown adorned (it means decorated) her head, she had a muzzle where i had a mouth and a flowing light prismatic hair "are you hurt Alex" she asked.
"how do you know my name" i inquired.
"i know many things young one but let me introduce myself my name is-" i cut her off bay finishing her statement.
"celestia the princess of equestria, older sister to Luna who is now Night mare moon and has been imprisoned in the moon for..." i paused before i finished "997 years, 3 months and 11 days" 'how did i know that' i thought to myself.
"you know quite a good amount yourself but how did you know the exact time that she has been imprisoned?" she ask.
"no clue it just popped in to my head other than that im at a loss" well Alex let us talk in my cambers" she gave my a motherly smile and we adjourned to her chambers to talk.
"lead the way" i said giving her a big smile, she returned it with a motherly looking one i could only assume she always wanted a child by the way she took in twilight and now thinking back to it that was the reason i liked Twi Smith was because she reminded me of twilight sparkle. "this is going to be a good life" i mutter to myself.
"so Alex what do you know of equestria" celestia asks me on the way to her room i ponder on this as we make are way through the castle were out of the corner of my eye i see a room with a big crescent moon on it, upon further inspection saw that it had a "keep out by order of princess celestia violators will be scolded"
"princess-" i was about to ask about the last part of the sign when she cut me off "call me Tia please Alex". i look at her she had those big round purple eye looking at me and all i could say was "o-okay Tia" i stammered
"as is was saying Tia what does this part mean" as i say this i point to the last part of the sign "maybe when your older" she tells me with a wink "ok" no clue what she means by that as we make it to her room
the guards give a look of complete apprehension and malice but celestia glares at them and they just look forward and stand aside.
once inside she gestures for me to take a seat which i gladly take. "so sir Alex"
"just Alex if you please" i say with a smile as to not seem rude
"okay Alex how old are you" she asks me "13" i reply
"ah well you are indeed are quite young" she points out" well you shall stay here and i will take care of you, one thing though it has been over 2000 years since a human has stepped ho- i mean foot in equestria" she pauses "so it may be good to not wander around canterlot at first but you need not fear anypony ok little one"
"yes Tia" i told her her request was completely understandable just remembering how zacora was treated in ponyville at first helped make the face that ponies could be vary racist at first, i laugh at my own thoughts but not out loud as to not make Tia think im nuts.
3 years later
"twilight, yo twilight you her.., oh spike" i yell into her room only to find the coolest little dragon bro ever my best friend spike. me and spike where always close and he told me that Twi always asked him questions about me that he would know but would e to embarrassed if she asked them herself once he told me this me and him just fell over laughing
it has been 3 years since i came here and ever since then I've felt some what odd i could be the news from when i first got here of the killer virus that only attacked those with the y chromosome so a population with a shortage of males just got even shorter, there are still some males left and celestia did have a list and i have seen it there went from at least 500 to about 50.
i was happy to see, well to not see a certain unicorns name 'blue blood' almost died and gone to heaven at that i hat that guy, the good news it was gone and even if it was they found out it only effected ponies so i was save but it really was not a silver lining it was about to put race on the verge of extinction.
"hey Alex" spike said bringing me back to reality "twilight's out probably studying again"
"ya your probably right with that one me but hey how are you little guy" i said the last part mockingly because he hate's it when i call him little
in the past 3 years i have grow i was now almost 6' and looking well more toned not really beefy, but along with that i had some moments where i would say something or do something that no one could explain not even me because normally i would back out when it would happen.
"you ok man" spike said once again pulling out of my own little world "you look distracted"
"sorry spike just got a hole lot on my mind ya know" i tell him "i understand bro-urp" just then he belched out green flames and held a scroll he read it
"princess celestia wants to see you in her chambers" he told me
"ok" i tell him wondering what mom wanted, after my first 2 months here i had nightmares where every one i knew was dying and i couldn't do a thing to help this was a reoccurring one and every night she would come and comfort me every time i would yell out for my mom because she was the last one to die before my eyes in the dream but soon after that i called her mom and she just suddenly changed into motherhood mode i didn't want to call her that at all but after that she demanded that i call her that and really wouldn't give me an answer to as why except "because i take care of you as one" .
on the way to my moms chambers i just kept playing today's date in my mind the day before the summer sun celebration
"she is coming soon prepare yourself, normal you must observe but this will involve you you may think this is your worlds equestria but it is not" the voice in my head said, this voice has helped me out in the past 3 years it wasn't like a raspy low voice like a ghostly whisper no it was more like and invisible guy talking to me as if he was in front of me i once asked who he was but only got this "a friend and some one who you can trust" then "have i ever led you wrong before" I replied to that with "what about that time you made me walk in on twilight when she was making those moaning noises"
"As I said never steered you wrong"
"She was in heat, she nearly rutted my dick off"
"again never steered you wrong kid." was his only reply "but back to the point, this place is different then you equestria you know"
i replied to the voice "i can tell that there anthropomorphic and hot as all hell"
"that's not what i meant" he tells me "the story involves you and you will find out more about yourself and why they need you"
at hat note i made it to my moms room i knock on the door 3 times "come in" she says in her sweet and loving tone of voice
"oh Alex" she says
"you wanted to see me Ti- i mean mom" the look on her fave as i was about to call her Tia was like daggers
"ah yes we need to talk" so i sat down and we talked "little one do you know the ratio of males to females in equestria"
"well before the virus it was 10:1 in favor for mares, now it's like 50:1 but that should not be a problem the virus no longer effects the new generation only those of age at the time, i mean a simple gender swap spell and a hand full of volunteers should fix that right"
she gave me a hardened look then closed her eyes and shook her head "if only it were that easy, we tried that the mares almost died from the virus the mares still carry the blasted thing but there is something about you that may have a chance of solving the problem but i have no idea how that is"
"well mom you'll find out one day" i say this while giving her my biggest smile.
"well that brings me to my second point as you know we are having the summer sun celebration in ponieville this year and i would like for you and twilight to go and look over the preparations."
"OK" i tell her, damn it is that time already well now i get to see Luna
as i leave i hear a "umhm" and turn around to see Tia pointing to her cheek
"really" she nodded her head
i wlaked up and closed my eyes and slowly moved my lips tword her cheek but as i go there it did not feel like her cheep unless her cheek has a slit in it or felt so soft, i opened my eyes to see she was kissing me on the lips and the odd part was i... well kind of enjoyed it.
she pulled away cleared her throat "well go get Twilight and leave for ponieville and oh Alex dont call me mom anymore call me your lover" at those words i ran yelling "i need an adult" she appeared infront of me and said "i am an adult"
