First times, as far as you know

Twilight Sparkle

'Why, oh why did I agree to this?' - she thought dismally, stuffed in the corner of the booth between two mares, her fingers clutching the glass half-full of beer. Twilight never liked public outings much. Especially public outings with her fellow students. Perhaps, this was simply due to the entertainment of choice usually being a bar. True, they were all of drinking age... barely, but still. But why the option to drink became an obligation to drink, she could never grasp.

Eyeing her glass with trepidation, she raised it to her lips, taking another sip. Flat warm beer made her hiccup. Swallowing involuntarily from the taste of bile on her tongue, she set the glass down and pushed it away with the frown. Cold beer was tolerable, but she simply could not drink fast enough to finish the glass before it became warm. It may have had something to do with the environment, unicorn mused, wiping her brow. It was summer evening, and the bar was packed to the brim. Apparently, the heat didnt bother her classmates. Merry Mood to her left was laughing uncontrollably, her elbow sticking into Twilights ribs every now and then. Gloomy Verse on the right was, by all accounts, getting rapidly drunk.

She knew from experience what would follow. Gloomy Verse would keep downing beer by beer. Then, drunk enough to slur the words, she would climb on the table and attempt to recite one of her verses. Which were appropriately gloomy. Given the fact she tended to do this in slurring voice, and often forgot the word she wanted to use, replacing them with homonyms willy nilly - that made her impromptu performances hilarious. Twilight strongly suspected that the fact anypony could look up her skirt while she did that contributed to the unyielding popularity she enjoyed.

Merry Mood would laugh. Granted, Merry Mood tended to laugh at anything and at the slightest provocation as it was, but inebriation elevated it to incessant giggling. At times, Twilight was bothered by it, but by the third time, aka now, she learned to ignore it. Merry Mood laughing did not mean she had anything on her face, forgot to put on her skirt or used pizza to comb her hair - it merely meant Merry Mood was feeling good, no more then that. Envious, but oh so aggravating to be nearby.

Still, sitting between the two was the safest place. Flair tended to be downright hazardous when she was tipsy - her thing was to grab the nearest pony and drag them out to the dancefloor. Unfortunately, Flair also had two left hooves when she was drunk, so dancing with her usually ended up in pain and embarrassment. On the other side of the table, Octopus, Hard Wood and Sizzle were sitting. Stallions... She wasn`t sure what to make of them.

Well, that was a bit of a lie, Twilight had a firm opinion about Octopus. Unfortunately, it was also very unflattering opinion. Initially, she was delighted to meet a unicorn with scientific aspirations, but while Octopus was indeed quite knowledgeable on the intricacies of sea biology, he was also incorrigible lech. Merry Mood was fine with that trait of his, apparently, but Twilight was most certainly not. After one outing, she firmly resolved not to sit anywhere he could reach. 'Call me squeamish, but I just can`t tolerate his sweaty palms.' - she thought irritably, daring to quaff another gulp of her warm flat beer.

Sizzle... Well, Sizzle was Sizzle. His temper was about as hot as his name. Especially when drunk. She had yet to participate in outing that did not involve Sizzle starting a brawl at some point of it. Obviously enough, Twilight had no intention to be anywhere near him when he did that much. As for the last person at their outing, that was actually the first time for Twilight to meet him, and she was a little curious about the stallion. Both his name and his cutie mark suggested he is talented with woodwork - which was already unusual, him being a pegasus. Besides, he didn`t exhibit anything that would make lavender unicorn feel uneasy - yet, at least.

She shrunk back as Verse stood up, unsteadily, and began climbing on the table. Time to duck out. Seizing the opportunity, Twilight slipped out of the booth, throwing back quick - "I`ve got to powder my nose." She received no reply, aside from the drunken giggle from Merry Mood - and that was just fine with her.

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Twilight groaned, leaning over the sink heavily. The heat and the beer conspired against her, and the "aroma" of unisex bathroom delivered a coup de grace. She wiped her mouth, splashing some water in her face. That was the first time she threw up in the bar, and she was very glad nopony was around to see her lose her cool and her stomach contents. "Twilight?" - the voice from behind her made her jump and turn around quickly. Scratch that thought and goodbye dignity. It was Hard Wood, to boot. The only pony in their company she didn`t know well, yet.

"....Hey." - she offered weakly, wiping her face with the back of her palm. Stallion frowned. "Are you alright?" - he offered, taking a step closer. Twilight nodded, wobbling slightly on her feet. "Im fine. Just... freshening up." - she lied, - "Im all done here, you can go right in." He smiled and shook her head - "Oh, I`m just checking on you. I thought you looked queasy when you left, so..."

She felt a momentary wave of gratitude pass through her. "Oh. Yeah, well, thanks." - Twilight crowed, wiping her face again, - "Is there something going on there?" Instead of answering, he frowned again. "You dont look so good." - he proffered, as he took another step, - "Come on. I have an idea." Before Twilight could mount an objection, he wrapped his arm around her waist and led her out of the restroom. Right behind the door, however, he paused and pushed on the wall next to bathroom. Much to Twilights surprise, the part of wall turned out to be another door, painted the same color as the wall.

"Huh. What`s this room?" - she inquired feebly, looking around. Given the sinks, it was another restroom. One without the stench and with a stiff breeze blowing from under the ceiling. Hard Wood chuckled, pulling the door shut behind them. "This bar used to have two restrooms." - he explained - "This was stallions room. Then the wall over there cracked, and the owner elected to turn the mares room into unisex room, rather then fix it up." Twilight looked around. It was, indeed, stallion room, judging by the urinals on the far wall. The breeze, obviously, originated from the crack in the wall. All in all, the coolness invigorated her quickly.

"Thank you." - she offered earnestly, - "I thought Im going to have a heat stroke. Howd you know about this place?" Stallion chuckled easily - "I used to work here a while ago. Feeling better now, I hope?" She nodded, turning around sharply. Apparently, better did not mean good, as her legs immediately tilted, and she found herself in stallions embrace again. "Whoa there." - he admonished, holding her up - "Ive got you." Twilight sighed. She hated feeling so off, but then again... it felt really nice to snuggle up to somepony like that. His hands encircled her waist so nicely... And they were dry hands, too.

"We probably should go back." - she offered, lacking any conviction, - "They might be wondering where did we go." Hard Wood let out a chuckle. "A mare and a stallion who went to bar restroom? I dont think anypony would wonder where did they go." - he responded. She blushed heavily. "Oh come on. We barely know each other." - she objected, - "Surely, they wouldnt assume we... we... uh."

"Why not?" - Hard Wood responded easily, his hand giving Twilights belly a little stroke, as he nipped her ear - "I dont see anything wrong with the idea." She blushed harder and made a token effort to stand up straight, retorting - "This is so cliche. Come on, youre not serious, are you?" Stallions hands continued its caresses as he replied - "Well, I didnt plan on it, that much I have to admit. But you have to agree, I wouldnt be a stallion if Id pass up the chance to get closely acquainted with the prettiest pony in the bar, now would I?"

Twilights blush intensified, her ears flicking from the playful nibbles delivered to them - "I... You think Im pretty?" His chuckle once again rumbled through the room - "Oh yes, sure do. Youve got the cutest ears, long legs and a body to kill for. Not to mention Ive got a thing for unicorns." She sighed. Oh hell, why not? Twilight read about such things before, but being so wantonly approached in the bar restroom of all places? Interesting.

She turned around in his embrace, leaning up to steal a proper kiss. After a moment of surprise, Hard Wood kissed back, his tongue slipping into Twilight`s mouth as the mare moaned into the kiss, tilting her head. She kissed a couple times before, but... right now it was somehow more intense. Maybe the intensity was bolstered by the fact she was in ostensibly public place. Or maybe it had something to do with the fact a stallion found her attractive enough to try and seduce. Or maybe it had something to do with his hands, which were now squeezing her butt through the skirt.

A few deep wet kisses later, and he turned them around, his hands hefting Twilight up a little. "Wha..." - she squeaked out, surprised by the sudden movement, and then found herself seated on the counter next to the sinks and an eager stallion leaning in for another kiss. Well, that was certainly more comfortable then standing, she thought, as she opened her mouth again, suckling on the invading tongue. His hands, which previously were on her ass, were now stroking her hips, and she could`ve sworn her skirt was riding up with each stroke.

Well, apparently the skirt was riding up, she noticed with detachment as she felt the fingers running over her bare hips suddenly. Or maybe he just reached under her skirt. "You do know well get in trouble if youll actually do it, right?" - she offered breathlessly as another kiss ended. Stallion merely chuckled. "Trust me, Twilight." - he proffered, his fingers lingering over the sides of her panties, - "Im not going to do anything silly." For a moment, she considered the situation. Logically, Twilight knew, she should call it quits at this point. Making out was fun, but taking things further could cause serious consequences. On the flip side, she did read about a plethora of sexual activities that indeed didnt come with consequences - though most of those activities, she was quite unsure about. Still, nothing ventured, nothing gained.

She gave a little nod, then - "Alright, but Im watching you." He smiled and pulled, his fingers sliding Twilights panties down her legs, and off. He dropped the garment on the counter next to Twilight and kissed her again, his hands spreading Twilight`s knees gently, stroking her inner thighs. She gasped into the kiss, as his fingers brushed against her labia teasingly. That was... unpredictably nice. Much nicer then kissing. She even let out a whine as his hands slipped away from her legs. "OOhh golly." - she proffered a moment later as he knelt down and took a long slow lick between her legs, tonguetip teasing her slit. Almost absentmindedly, she spread her legs further, sliding forward into another lick, this one slower and firmer, his tongue brushing fleetingly into her pussy.

"...Yess, keep doing that." - she hissed quietly, her fingers running through his hair as he licked into her hungrily. Twilight had a hunch that it was not the first time Hard Wood did that - and that suited her just fine. All the books agreed that it was preferable to attempt a sexual experience for the first time with a partner already familiarised with the notion practically. Still, even though it was preferable, she had to bite her lower lip to keep the noise to a minimum. Another lick, and this one hit something within that resonated with another wave of pleasure. 'How the hell did he manage to find my clitoris so easily?' - thought Twilight absentmindedly, - 'I mean, I can`t find it that fast myself!' Still, that thought had to be discarded under the onslaught of pleasure, just like previous ones.

She knew she couldn`t hold out long, not with the tongue in her pussy and hands on her hips working in unison, and before long, Twilight climaxed, letting out a low stifled moan. She actually had to bite into her sleeve to keep quiet, as her legs closed around the stallion, pulling him closer as she shivered in pleasure. "That... was really nice." - she offered a few tense seconds later, stroking his hair softly. Hard Wood snickered, as he pulled up, leaning over to the sink to wash up his face quickly. "Feeling better now, Twilight?" - he offered teasingly, as the mare hopped off the counter, her skirt still bunched around her waist.

"...Actually yes." - she offered, pausing - "I do feel much better." She picked up her panties and set them on the counter again, wincing as she reached between her legs. "Uh... Can you turn around for a moment?" - she requested, blushingly. Stallion obliged, thankfully, and she quickly moved over to the sink to wash off the traces of her activity off her legs before pulling her panties on and smoothing the skirt. "Ready, Twilight?" - he offered without turning around, - "Come on then, before the folks really start getting ideas." She shook her head slowly.

"Ah-ah-ah, not so fast." - mare offered playfully, - "If you get to see mine, I get to see yours." Ostensibly, her mind insisted, there would be nothing wrong with simply taking his offer and going back to the bar. Equally ostensibly, her mind responded, it would be quite unfair to the stallion to use him and leave him without relief. Hard Wood turned around, his eyebrow quirked. "Are you sure about that?" - he asked, a bit of uncertainty marring his voice. Unicorn nodded, taking a step towards him. "Sure I am." - she offered, stealing a quick kiss from him - "It wouldn`t be fair otherwise." Her hand pressed against his crotch, fingers fumbling for the zipper lock.

"Well, uh... Alright." - he offered dumbly, his hands slipping around Twilight`s waist again, stroking her back, - "Go for it." She finally managed to unzip his fly and reached in curiously, her fingers tangling into his boxers. "Uh, but I never did this before, so... keep an eye on me, alright?" - she offered, having finally managed to pull his cock out of the fabric confines. Hard Wood nodded, his face almost comically serious as he observed Twilight crouch down and tentatively lick the cockhead. While it was true, she never performed fellatio before, she read about it - and thus, she had some idea what to do. Her hand stroking the base, she kept licking at the head like it was a lollipop.

The overall taste was strange, but not as repulsive as she pictured it in her mind. Of course, it had a lot to do with personal hygiene and she was reasonably certain some stallions would taste completely repugnant. But that was neither here nor now. Twilight attempted to suckle on the tip and was rewarded with a stifled moan from stallion. Apparently, she did something right, after all. Keeping her fingers massaging the base, she leaned in more, her mouth opening wider as she let a few inches slip into her mouth, licking over the meaty shaft. Much to her surprise, Twilight realised the whole activity was no less exciting then making out - in fact, she looked forward to continuing. Must be some kind of natural instinct affecting things.

Feeling daring, she attempted to swallow more, but had to pull back very fast - cockhead hitting the back of her throat almost made her throw up again. Apparently, oral sex required some practice before all forms of it became viable. Still, judging by the moans and shivers of the stallion in front of her, she wasn`t doing too badly. But then again, he was probably already heated from the activities earlier... Glub.

Twilight realised she was lost in thoughts rather abruptly, when her mouth was suddenly flooded with the liquid. It was a bit thick and had a weird taste. With a start, she realised that while she was thinking, she managed to bring the blowjob to the logical conclusion. Her second realisation was that she had a mouthful of body fluid. Pulling back sharply, she leaned over the sink and spat it out, washing her mouth out quickly. "....Sorry. I got lost in thoughts." - she offered sheepishly to the bemused stallion.

Hard Wood stepped up to the sink and briefly attended to his own hygiene, chuckling - "No worries, Twilight. You were great. I mean, hell.... that was intense." They stared at each other, unsure how to proceed from this point on. "...Well, back to the bar?" - offered Hard Wood finally. Twilight nodded, her cheeks pink from the blush again - "Yes, lets go." They left the restroom, stallions hand around her waist. "Im glad I met you." - he offered quietly on the way, - "A pity Im only here until tomorrow." She simply shrugged. As far as first sexual experiences go, she was satisfied with the experiment. As for him leaving... well, it would be nice to have a partner for more experimentation, but she feared a further inquiry into sexuality at the moment would be premature. She was most certainly not ready for a relationship.