Something Something Chaos

“Ugh, this dry air is simply dreadful for my mane.”

The striking white stallion known as Elusive passed the time traversing the maze by complaining to himself, which he knew was a favorite past time of his. He had expected this little journey to take no more than a few minutes, what with this show being a mere 22 minute affair, but he felt as if he’d been walking for hours with no end in sight.

Elusive had considered the steep hills of his path through the maze and believed them to lead him toward the center where he would eventually meet with his friends. That, or at least give him some kind of vantage point with which to see if any of his friends were even still in the garden.

Unfortunately, what bothered him was not the size or the uncomfortable air about the maze, but rather the uneasy feeling that had settled within him after only a few minutes of being separated from his friends. Almost like paranoia, he thought he'd gone mad when he tried to retrace his steps and found that the path behind him had changed.

“I just need to stay focused, find the others, and get out of this creepy place.”

Elusive reassured himself that it was all going to be fine if he just persisted, even as reality once again saw fit to tell him otherwise. At the top of this particular hill was another dead end. A hedge wall blocked his path and left him with no choice other than to turn back. Letting out a deep sigh, he closed his eyes and muttered to himself.

“Well, that’s just peachy.”

Before he could move to pick up his tired hooves and carry on, his ears perked up at an unfamiliar noise behind him. It sounded like a mare’s voice, but muffled so that he couldn’t tell what it was saying. Turning around to find the source of the voice, he discovered that the entire path he had just taken to get there was gone and replaced with a wide open clearing.

The maze had changed again, only this time, he detected an appreciable difference in the fresh air he breathed in as he gazed at his surroundings. While there were several paths that led out of the wide open field, the only thing in the center was a lone tree with what seemed to be the figure of a pony writhing beneath it.

Elusive momentarily gawked at the sight before an embarrassed blush began to form on his face. The mare’s darkened coat was matted with sweat, glistening in what little sunlight the tree’s shade allowed for her as she boldly pleasured herself. She was openly working herself into a frenzy with her hoof between her legs, and, had he not had a clear goal in his mind, Elusive probably would have derived a sort of guilty pleasure at watching this obscene exhibition.

However, Elusive truly was a gentlecolt at heart, and he didn’t want to see the mare embarrass herself any further. Ponies might be naked most of the time, but there was still such a thing as public decency in his mind. Elusive cleared his throat to alert the mare to his presence in the clearing. After a few seconds of recovering from some sort of orgasmic bliss, she finally noticed him and gently cooed at the sight of her newfound admirer.

“Ooh, I didn’t know I had an audience. Come closer, darling.”

Elusive didn't want to adhere to the mare's request, but did so only in an effort to get a closer look at her. Aside from her lascivious actions, he noticed some clear similarities between himself and the mare at present. Her long, curled mane, while quite messy, still matched his to a tee, and the same applied to her tail resting on the soft grass below. Elusive's eyes scanned along her dingy gray coat until, all of a sudden, his eyes froze upon her flank where a familiar set of diamonds lie thrusting forward in time with her muscles.

He pieced together, in record time, that the mare looked exactly like him. Elusive took a brief step backwards as he tried to digest what was going on here. Not only was he trapped in this garden of chaos, but now he was sure he was hallucinating. The classy stallion shook off the confusion and looked past the tree in front of him, recognizing an exit on the other side. He trotted past the mare on the ground and made his way over, all while voicing his disinterest in the mare and ignoring his increasingly red cheeks still evident to her.

"No thank you, I must be going now. Good day to you, madame."

The mare on the ground let out a cheeky scoff as she watched him pass her. Her words, while a little less breathy, still managed to reach Elusive as he neared his way out.

"Hah, suit yourself. I wouldn't think a handsome stallion like yourself would pass up an evening with a lady. Or... are you perhaps limiting yourself to stallions? Bahahaha!"

Her foppish laugh echoed throughout the clearing and stopped Elusive in his tracks. Was she seriously insinuating that he was a homosexual simply because he wanted nothing to do with a trollop like her? He turned back to say something in retort, but decided to leave it be, letting her think whatever she wanted so long as he could ignore her and move on. Soon enough, he would would stop the evil Eris and restore harmony to Equestria with the help of all his friends. His completely heterosexual friends.

When he came face to face with the open pathway in front of him, the walls of greenery surrounding it shut tight from both sides, leaving him with nothing to look at but another closed off hedge. Scowling in annoyance, he stomped his hoof once and growled in frustration before another saucy laugh invaded his eardrums.

"Good afternoon, Elusive."

Two long, contrasting horns poked out of the hedge in front of Elusive and caused him to leap back in astonishment at the sudden arrival of one of his new least favorite entities in the entirety of Equestria. Eris revealed herself, wearing a crooked smile as she greeted the rather annoyed little pony in front of her. Elusive interjected, immediately questioning the chaotic being's odd choice of shenanigans.

"Hmph, is that another one of your ridiculous tricks, Eris?"

Having already set up this little trap for the fashionable Elusive, Eris knew exactly what he meant when he asked about that precious little mare under the tree. Trying to feign ignorance, she questioned Elusive with her classic innocent little angel look.

"Why, what ever could you mean?"

"That mare over there!"

Elusive replied with a no-nonsense tone in his voice as he pointed a hoof towards the suspiciously similar mare shuddering in place and moaning aloud as another intense orgasm rolled through her body in waves. Eris felt a pang of jealousy at the pony she was told was named "Rarity;" seeing her enjoy herself while Eris and Elusive could only watch would have annoyed the draconequus if she wasn't already part of the plan.

Of course, Eris knew what she had planned for the stallion would be much more fun. Making a show of glancing over at Rarity, Eris gasped in realization and followed up with an appropriate nod.

"Oooooh, you mean the one over there hoofing herself like crazy? Can't say I've ever seen her... but my, doesn't she look marvelous?"

Eris' soft paw emerged from the hedge and seized Elusive's face, turning him to compel a second look at the mare behind him. Rarity's eyes reflected the same deep pool of blue as his own, but with a newfound femininity that he'd never seen before in all his years of creating fashion for his clients. Her ruffled mane and seductive gaze only added to his arousal as he felt himself shamefully stiffening between his hind legs.

Tearing himself away from Eris' grasp, the blush on his face deepened as he boldly attempted to lie to her.

"She's... alright, I suppose... but she has nothing to do with this! I demand you let me out of here so we can finish this stupid game of yours!"

Eris assumed a face of mock injury at his violent outburst, scoffing as she completely freed herself from the hedge wall and dramatically posed in mid-air for a brief moment.

"Alright? I think she would disagree with that assessment, Elusive. I mean, let's be honest with ourselves here."

The draconequus rapidly slithered her way along the ground and behind Elusive, causing a slight bit of discomfort in his loins as she hissed into his ear. Her words came out silky and smooth, undoubtedly trying to seduce him into seeing things her way just as she had done to the stallions that came before him (in more ways than one).

"Just look at her over there. She dissed you like that and you're just going to let her bask in her smug little self-satisfaction?"

Elusive shrugged off the attempt like it was nothing, determined not to fall for her conniving antics and keep his eyes on the prize just like his friends would want. Tossing his mane back in rejection, it hit Eris square in the face and she puttered out a few coughs as she dealt with the unexpected hair in her mouth.

"I've got no time to deal with your droll distractions, Eris."

While the path in front of him had disappeared, Elusive tried to search along the walls for an alternative exit. The stallion decided it was better than listening to this creature's wily comments trying to sway him from his destination.

At his instantaneous refusal, Eris' expression quickly turned from a smile to a grimace. This one was a little more annoying to deal with than she had previously thought. She knew that she was approaching this from the wrong angle. It wasn't about him giving into temptation; it was about something he cherished more than his friends.

If she wanted to corrupt him, she needed to convince him that this was more important than anything else. To do that, she knew she had to assault the stallion's weakness: his pride.

Elusive narrowed his eyes at what he thought was a discolored patch of greenery, but upon a second glance, he found his eyes were only playing tricks on him. Knowing full well of her presence near him, Elusive groaned as Eris hovered behind him with a scheming look on her face. He tried his hardest to ignore her, but she was making it difficult when she shadowed him like that. Finally, in an effort to be rid of her for good, he whipped around and showed her his face seething with anger as he shouted to her.

"What do you want from me, Eris!?"

"I thought you'd never ask! Tell me, Elusive, don't you want to get back at her?"

Eris spoke carefully, choosing her words delicately all while wearing a clever, toothy grin. Elusive raised an eyebrow at this, but let her continue, not feeling the need to answer such a ridiculous question.

"She thinks she's so perfect. No stallion would ever be enough to please her... but you and I both know that isn't true."

Elusive felt somewhat offended by that sort of assumption. Nopony's perfect, not even him! As much as he tried to present himself in tip-top shape at all times, he still had his flaws that he had come to terms with thanks to some help from his friends. Of course, what Eris was proposing meant that this strange mare on the ground was rude enough to imply that he wasn't good enough for her, and that just simply wasn't right.

Elusive tried to decipher what Eris was talking about as he took a moment to turn back towards Rarity once more and examine just what she thought was so good about herself. That was precisely the moment Eris took to strike.

This was Eris' favorite moment: when the seed of doubt and curiosity had been planted and a flower from which pure chaos could bloom. Like the flick of a light switch, her eyes instantly began to take on several different colors at once, churning around in a hypnotic motion that drew the attention of any weak-willed pony.

Elusive was ensnared the moment his gaze locked onto hers. His once composed thoughts scurried from his mind as he instead focused on the sensation of ease and clarity that washed over him.

"We... do?"

If it were possible for Eris' grin to widen any further, she would have pulled a few muscles in her face in the process. Enforcing the trance, she drew nearer to the stallion and embraced his face with both of her soft, reassuring hands to make sure that his full attention was on her words entering his mind.

"Mmhmm, after all, you are the most handsome, charming and elegant stallion in all of Equestria, Elusive."

The weak minded pony in her grasp struggled to understand what she was getting at. Unable to reason with such a powerful, bewildering feeling covering him, he merely nodded at the words he recognized as compliments and in turn reiterated them to show he was listening.

"Most handsome... and elegant..."

"You're so perfect in every way, shape and form, you know. You've been destined for greatness ever since your body was sculpted by the heavens above, created to be the perfect stallion for every mare to desire and worship."

Eris continued laying on the compliments in her thick, syrupy sweet tone. She knew that Elusive had a soft spot for his own body just as his mare counterpart had, but instead of leaving him to masturbate alone in this forest, Eris' plan involved a little more forethought than Discord's. Elusive's eyes narrowed as he comprehended her words a bit more clearly now.

"Mares... worship me... that's right..."

Not willing to let him go just yet, the draconequus smiled giddily as she initiated the second phase of her plan.

"Doesn't it just burn you up that she thinks she's too good for you?"

Elusive processed these words slowly before his attention was once again forced back towards the mare slipping her hoof between her legs with another soft moan accompanying it. A rush of annoyance and outrage at the mare overtook his features over time. However, the matching swirls in his eyes from looking at Eris' remained as he voiced his frustrations.

"Now that you mention it... It does! How dare she suggest Elusive isn't worthy of her!"

A haughty tone in his voice and genuine offense were obvious signs that Elusive fully believed what Eris had wanted him to. Now, she simply had to force him into action, to make him abuse that newfound abundance of pride. Curling her claws over his shoulders, the draconequus whispered into his ear a suggestion that would cement his position so long as he played along like a good little pony.

"Maybe if you... show off a little, she'll wise up."

"Show... off?"

Elusive's tone lost the sense of confidence it had before, finding the question a little confusing as he failed to follow Eris' logic. Fearing for her loss of control over the stallion, Eris grabbed a tighter hold of his face and continued to pressure him with her hypnotic stare.

"Yes, Elusive. Just like that mare over there. Displaying her body so lewdly makes you want to have pride in your perfect body and show her just how impeccable it truly is."

The fashionable stallion felt all of his muscles loosen as his gaze returned to the full view of Eris' dazzling irises. While his next few words reflected the same tone of mindless obedience, she could sense a new, cocky personality forming beneath them.

"I'll show her... I'll show everypony my perfect body!"

With that exclamation, Elusive promptly seated himself on his haunches and took stock of himself. Eris was right, of course; his body was perfect in every possible way. From the tip of his, currently missing, horn to the frogs of his hooves, he was meticulously crafted and needed to be appreciated. Eris wasn't sure exactly what he was doing, but it only took a few brief moments before he revealed himself to her fully.

Prodding his stallionhood with a gentle hoof, he smirked as he regarded it with delicate caresses. Perfect, as always, even while flaccid. The goddess of chaos stifled a chuckle as he began stroking himself lightly, perhaps not for her amusement but it was certainly getting her there.

Elusive, meanwhile, wasn't getting any enjoyment out of this whatsoever. His own touches made him feel wrong and uneasy about something. Groaning his displeasure aloud, he mutters to himself as he looks back at the mare underneath the tree, trying to make a show out of his indecent exposure for her.

"This is ridiculous.... I should have a mare doing this for me, not show this one up like it's some kind of contest."

Personally, he didn't feel as if he needed the attention of this particularly slutty mare, but this wasn't really about her. This was his way of proving to himself that he was the one worth masturbating over.

Rarity looked up from her swollen pussy lips and quickly took on a look of pleasant surprise as she watched him try to satisfy himself with both hooves directly across from her. Once again letting out a signature foppish laugh, the mare misinterpreted the gesture as she only grew wetter at the thought of having a stallion please himself for her pleasure.

"Well, it seems you couldn't resist my charms after all, hmm?"

Elusive huffed at that, blowing his hair away from his face before it could dangle in an attempt to disrupt his elegance. He thought Rarity's assumptions couldn't be further from the truth, and let her know it as he thrust his hips up in a dramatic showing of his more studly qualities.

"In your dreams, perhaps. I'm merely showing you just how wrong you are, thinking the flawless Mister Elusive could ever possibly be inferior to a mare like you."

"What!?"

Rarity's outburst allowed Eris to sneak in a few laughs. This was absolutely delicious conflict she'd created between the two, and all over a little ego from Elusive's part. Now that he's gotten himself in the right mindset, the draconequus saw fit to use him for her own satisfaction. Her slim, agile body allowed her to sneak up next to Elusive and whisper in his ear, drawing his attention away from Rarity for the moment.

"I think we need to give her a demonstration, my handsome little Elusive. May I?"

While Elusive typically didn't trust Eris, he saw no harm in letting her assist him in his goal of silencing that filthy mare. The sly creature slid her clawless lion paw along his foreleg before reaching the most treasured part of a stallion's anatomy. Shooing away his clumsy hooves, her hand proved much more adept at teasing along his thickening flesh than his own efforts. Eris appraised his member as if it were a priceless jewel, her grin widening as she managed a firm grip on his larger-than-average length.

Eris eventually remembered that this wasn't supposed to be for her, or even the vain stallion she decided to service to corrupt him. She had a show to put on for that self-indulgent mare watching the two from a few yards away. Keeping this in mind, she turned her head toward Rarity and began roaming her hand all over Elusive's sensitive shaft. Exaggerated moans and fake enthusiasm spilled freely from her lips as she vocalized her pleasure from treating the stud in front of her.

"Oh, Elusive! You're so big and hard!"

She stressed a sort of whorish, fan girl personality on the stallion, which he greatly enjoyed, considering that he couldn't tell she was faking. In his mind, he believed that he was so sexy that the goddess of chaos herself had gotten hot for him. Resting lazily against her body at his side, he merely chuckled as he let her continue her work on him in favor of basking in his own superiority.

"Oho, it's quite alright if you can't resist my charm, Eris. Plenty of mares find themselves wanting to please this perfect form of mine."

Buried beneath his selfish words, however, was an abrupt realization from deep within him. This wasn't him; he had some semblance of modesty before this, but now he couldn't overpower the strength of his own pride overtaking him. A struggle of internal conflict raged on in his facial expression for a few moments, but after that, all his feelings on the matter flew from his mind once Eris occupied herself with deep throating his length.

The transition from her hands to her lips was seamless, as she wrapped them around his cock with a skill Elusive hadn't expected from such a creature. Her elastic throat handled his length nicely, and she had to admit that she enjoyed the musky flavor he provided. Eris, of course, was loving every second of this, believing the stud's newly created ego to be quite well-founded based on his physique.

Not only that, but it was at that precise moment when she noticed the bright, shiny color of his coat begin to fade into a dismal shade of grey. The prideful smirk on his face was the driving force of the new personality that formed within, which he held onto as he watched Eris continue to service him.

Rarity looked on, frozen still as lewd, slurping noises filled her ears coming from the strange creature between that stallion's legs. From what she could tell, it appeared to be a female version of Discord. Why in the world she was fellating an average stallion at best was beyond her reasoning.

Eris barely offered Elusive any reprieve when she freed him from her mouth. Her agile fingers kept dancing over his incredibly stiff stallionhood as she begged him in an audaciously wanton voice.

"Please, Elusive! I need you... I want to worship you like a god!"

Even Elusive had to admit that she was getting a little carried away with her wild behavior, but once again, he allowed it so long as he was being properly displayed for the no doubt awestruck mare across from them. What really surprises him, however, is when the draconequus decided to move onto phase three: her favorite phase.

Without a word of retort slipping from his lips, he watched as Eris steadied her body at shoulder level with his and positioned herself directly above his impressive length. Eyeing him with a look of ravenous hunger, she licked her lips before shifting her seductive gaze to the poor, almost forgotten Rarity on the ground. A knowing smirk and a devious wink was all she regarded the mare with before tenderly sliding her nether lips over the stallion's thick horsecock, teasing him with entry without fulfillment just yet.

Rarity gasped, feeling legitimately offended before she caught herself quickly picking up the pace in her masturbatory efforts once more. She wasn't thinking about pleasing herself anymore, that much was clear as her eyes could be seen drifting from the draconequus' face to the throbbing pride aimed right for the creature's soaking wet nethers.

Her own thoughts of superiority were beginning to betray her as a twinge of jealousy shot through her. She couldn't understand why she would be jealous of that Discord look-a-like finally getting to feel that hot, thick shaft sliding into her marehood... but she managed to piece together the obvious desires as they came to her mind.

Eris was almost to the finish line, knowing within a few moments this poor stallion would be hers and another part of her magnificent plan would come to fruition. She leaned forward slowly, staring deep into the stallion's eyes as she piled her needy requests onto him.

"Please, Elusive... stick it in me, now!"

The part of Elusive that thought any of this was wrong was long gone by the time Eris had made her demand. Flipping his mane behind him in a show of just how handsome and elegant he firmly believed he was, the cocky stallion answered her call with an equally arrogant laugh.

"Now how could I resist pleading like that?"

Eris smirked as she got her way once more, ready to chant in victory at the first opportunity she got. The draconequus didn't exactly find his overconfidence endearing, muttering to herself about how if she ever gave another stallion an ego like his, they would think they were the best thing since sliced-

"Nngh!"

Unfortunately, Eris couldn't finish her sentence before Elusive thrust his hips upwards in a powerful show of his dominance, cutting her off as she moaned at the sudden stabbing feeling inside her. She found she was still sensitive from riding Bubble Berry so roughly earlier, and Elusive's massive stallionhood stretching her quite a bit wasn't helping matters. Caught with her eyes rolling up into her skull, she shouted to the heavens without a hint of faking it this time.

"Oh, fuck me!"

An angry glare would have formed on her face if she would have felt anything other than pleasure at that exact moment. Elusive merely chuckled to himself before lowering his hips, causing Eris to slide down along with him as his cock soon became the only thing holding her weak body up. He didn't allow her any moment to catch her breath, instead propelling his hips back upwards and bucking her along with him in the process.

"Not bad, Eris, not bad at all."

Elusive remarked in the most suave and sophisticated tone he could manage through a series of grunts. He had originally thought of Eris as a disgusting hodgepodge of deformities attempting to cause chaos, but now he found her the same as any other mare begging for his stallionhood. Her tight nether lips contracting around his thick flesh only served to remind him of how much she wanted it after all, and he was going to give it to her in spades.

Rarity seethed with anger at the two of them having their way while she was forgotten about. Why was he having sex with such an ugly thing? She was right over here, clearly needing his attention showered her way as she gave her hoof a break. The envious mare had to know just what all the fuss was about and began to sneak her way over to get a closer look at where the the lovers' bodies met.

The lewd sound was enough by itself to get the mare all hot and bothered. Flesh on flesh pumping in unison combined with Eris' constant moans led Rarity to see just how much this was getting the draconequus off. Her waist was visibly expanded as it took in the no doubt much larger horsecock than either of them had imagined.

Eris had noticed her starved eyes fixated upon his member and the transparent thirst that shone through them. She knew she was having her way with the corrupted Elusive, but the agony and envy the mare on the grassy floor provided was delicious in its own right.

Eris sensed the stud was getting closer to his eventual climax within her. In an effort to slow his pace, she grabbed onto his chest tightly and whispered to him, just audibly enough for Rarity to hear her as well.

"Don't be shy with that perfect cock of yours... nngh... let it all out inside me."

Elusive seemed more than ready to accede to the draconequus' wish, but once he began to pump his member harder into her hot depths, he felt the cozy warmth around him disappear in an instant. A loud "thud" was heard as Eris toppled over onto the ground below, cursing out her assailant before looking to see what exactly happened.

"Don't think you'll get off without giving your load to me, you selfish buffoon!"

Rarity had rudely shoved the goddess of chaos off the stunned stallion's splendid shaft and began to massage him with her own dainty, albeit messy hooves. She had been at her own marehood for so long she had forgotten what a stallion's member felt like. It was incredibly masculine and throbbing, as her short-lived experience told her before Elusive was pushed over the edge by the greedy mare's work.

Eris raised a claw to protest, but could only look on in awe as gallons of ejaculate rained onto Rarity's face. The ecstasy of being showered in semen caused her to moan aloud as Elusive shared her vocalizations at a deeper pitch. This mare was far more committed to attention than the draconequus had assumed. In fact, so willing was she to take Elusive's seemingly endless flood that she eventually wrapped her lips around his flared tip and swallowed the last few remnants of his release with pleasure.

Keeping her mane out of her face, the fashionista looked up at him with an air of victory unique only to her. Elusive strained himself to chuckle at her efforts, mocking her with his words even as she drained him of his seed.

"You wanted me that badly, hmm?"

Rarity arched an eyebrow at his remark before slurping her way up and off his length, leaving him completely flaccid as he dropped free from her mouth. She may have given in to her instincts and enjoyed forcing the stallion to cum, but she wouldn't have him thinking he was the better participant in their little game.

"Me? Please, it was obvious you wanted me from the start. Why else would you have settled for that creature to try and earn my favor?"

Elusive stood up from his place on the soft grass and dusted himself off, shrugging off the mare's comment and scoffing at her assumptions that he actually cared for her and her needy endeavor. Starting to trot off back towards the pathway he entered, he answered her rhetorical question while attempting to leave both her and Eris behind.

"Keep telling yourself that, my dear. I can have any mare I want, and you've certainly done nothing to impress. Nhahaha!"

"Come back here you ruffian! I'm more lady than any mare you can possibly attract with that pathetic excuse for a penis!"

Rarity quickly rose to her hooves and chased after the stallion, now in an all-out insult war with what looked suspiciously like a duplicate of herself. This left Eris lying on the ground, watching the two of them bicker before they eventually faded from sight.

"... What in the tartarus just-"

Before she could finish her sentence, a rush of air blew at her from her side and she quickly turned to face its source. A strange portal had materialized in thin air, at just high enough off the ground for her to reach it from her sitting position. Staring into it, she found nothing but a empty, white space before a familiar voice tickled her ears.

"What are you waiting for, an invitation? Come inside, Eris..."

A lion's paw reached out from the portal to offer the draconequus a hand, which she gratefully accepted. Looking upwards, she smiled as she saw her male counterpart grinning wildly at her from the other side of the portal. More than happy to see his face, she knew there was still so much chaos for the two of them to cause, and she looked forward to it as she pulled herself into the dimensional entrance along with him.

"We have much to discuss."