After the end of their first semester in advanced flight school, a group of young griffon students get to spend a weekend in the lovely city of Fillydelphia. Not finding "the City of Blooming Friendship" quite as exciting as they had hoped, they decide to play a little prank on the socially awkward member of their party, Frankie.

A few exchanged pills, a good night's sleep, and a mysterious suitcase soon turns the reclusive griffon into a rampaging savior, doing everything he can to protect the unsuspecting citizens from every peril his derailed mind is able to conjure up.

Could this possibly have a good ending?

(Submission for Equestria Daily Flash Fiction Event #4)