SCAR OTASHWICK’S PONY KILLING SPREE

Ones upon a Time ther was a poney. There was also a Oscar stashwick. So tha poney sad "osscar, will u bee freeind". and the Oscar said "yu are gouing too die becase I are kiling you right now when I is talk". As he spok, he ponched the poni two depth; ann it nervare heard his raeson for why he wer paunching it because it were ded firster. Butt that werern't not enuff four Ouscar.  So he decidided to opeen up a poratal so him cold gone insid and kil all the ponieys in that poni wourald. But when the poni portalial open. Ponis everywares. "ohes noes, it's is mine worsted nightymeres!" Oscar said, "oh waited, moar ponis tow kill!"

And he wented downs ze portale and then went backs upper agained becaus there weren't no ponis down ther because they were in reeal werld.