SCAR OTASHWICK’S PONY KILLING SPREE

Ossascar wented to go his cars, becase he want to run ponies ovear. He were on him way wen he sawed a chainssawers stare. As he saw, he think: I can have idea! It must be good on. And sew he buy the chahnsawers and wents to him car get. When he finishred iniventive duct tape, chains awe front car of attach. As he drive, he ran ponie as over and died poni dead. Ones ponie gots stck in a chainsaws and the poni wer riped intoe chards. Jus ten! An officeir pull Oscar over.  "doe you raelizisise that you ar goin at the over of th sped limet?" they oficer sad. Oscaar sad: "no I wall be moaer carfell nex tim." and the ofiecer drive away becas poni to keel becase poni invasive secies soo hi keel the anyway.