SCAR OTASHWICK’S PONY KILLING SPREE

by Thetntm

Rating: teen
Tags: Dark, Alternate Universe, Human, Comedy, Random, Crossover
Length: 1095

like spiderses only its an anti-brony killing ponies with OC bob. (will probably never be actually submitted for a number of reasons)

Dedicated to my anti-brony friend who is the main character in this fic. (He approves btw)

Purposefully bad fanfic I wrote for a friend. I had a lot of fun with this, enjoy!

(Twilights tagged because I envisioned her when writing the words "magic pony" )

(In character )
INTODUCTING PART
me am gud writ.

me is goud fan o real wurld so I wwrit RAIL WURD FANIFICITONS. I am s god writ an I plun to be is famus sum days. Me friend was in rail wuld so I ad him in wit OC bob. Him no lik poni so me writ hie kil tem wit a pission. Hop u lick and surbscrib if can do on vido kthxbyhere is fic now:

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-08-28 01:10:42 UTC

Chapterrania 4. When Oscar is spiderman (not really)

Ossascar wented to go his cars, becase he want to run ponies ovear. He were on him way wen he sawed a chainssawers stare. As he saw, he think: I can have idea! It must be good on. And sew he buy the chahnsawers and wents to him car get. When he finishred iniventive duct tape, chains awe front car of attach. As he drive, he ran ponie as over and died poni dead. Ones ponie gots stck in a chainsaws and the poni wer riped intoe chards. Jus ten! An officeir pull Oscar over.  "doe you raelizisise that you ar goin at the over of th sped limet?" they oficer sad. Oscaar sad: "no I wall be moaer carfell nex tim." and the ofiecer drive away becas poni to keel becase poni invasive secies soo hi keel the anyway.

Chapterz fivz! !teh exclaiminination be is Inniniments!!!

Osar wars pass bye whan guy walk up to him he put on his soldier and said whoi are you. Osca was replie when his lips were said poni haunted. he was than ther men said buts you open portel did not you? And Oscar said poni hunt had pays not wher pny is count less then one is, but try herd and suces juts moot will. Ang the men sad side kick why don't, and Oscer agred in a ways then was. But they doed ain exlamincanatican poont ant thser wiruld was not shame buts an eclamatan point there was!" !!!!! !! !!! ! !1" sad bobbiey as tat was whert name said he had the man, and oscer replead exclaim why u say oh wait. Becase the man began normal talk and sad he ony tolk lake it when use quate ponts lik "!!1!" and "!!". Oscre siad well let me try but the air his lip sad "!1!!" and him were panic and deperesedd! Buts then him weer tak wit non qouted word and were good feel again.

CHAHAPTERR WON; Teh is beggininging

Ones upon a Time ther was a poney. There was also a Oscar stashwick. So tha poney sad "osscar, will u bee freeind". and the Oscar said "yu are gouing too die becase I are kiling you right now when I is talk". As he spok, he ponched the poni two depth; ann it nervare heard his raeson for why he wer paunching it because it were ded firster. Butt that werern't not enuff four Ouscar.  So he decidided to opeen up a poratal so him cold gone insid and kil all the ponieys in that poni wourald. But when the poni portalial open. Ponis everywares. "ohes noes, it's is mine worsted nightymeres!" Oscar said, "oh waited, moar ponis tow kill!"

And he wented downs ze portale and then went backs upper agained becaus there weren't no ponis down ther because they were in reeal werld.

CHAPTRIAN TOW: poni died becase.

Ossascar wents to the wepon stor to by an guns. He saud: "Im needed this guns to Kiel all off tehse poniys"and so he walk through teh door. Wen oscarr went thorough the door, he  stooped. "ooh noo!" he exclaimend, bekause the pearson at the ca$h regigister was a ponie. he said  "i must contnue, 4 this is early far too long for my quest to start, and the mening of lif shall still preveil not much." and so osacar tok a guns from a sheilves and he shot the poni at the regissisters. He theen pot all he's monay intoe ther ca$h regigister. He didn't but has enouth becase of a 1 cent so he decidicated to stel it all back.

Chaper 3: Oscaracso veresuss poninop

Chaper 3: Oscaracso veresuss poninop

Osascars went into the city, poni  everywhere. So Oscar said: "poniy, were are you go?" and poni said"to the place" and Oscar said"no I'm stoppinging you" and he shot his ballets and the poni sad "ow am I ded" and the poni was ded becase it were fill of billets. All of oter pones loked and see the dead poni liayin ther. They saed: "ohno ponipon is died how does avenge?" and Oscar firid him ballots and his billiots glew wit magics becase magic poni stop them with magic. The poni said Butt oscer sad: "they bullets just wanting to hug you" and the poni said ok so the billets stoppid glowing and they ripeled thorough the poni and all of the ponis were dead. Juts then, a poni said: Osascars, why are you killing us, u opeen the portal didt uoy? And Oscar responded by shoting the billets asif theuy were periods saying "..............." in repose to the question.

Chahagtek siixe: They big ending but was not

Osar and bou wnt to big buldin ware poni hidut was. They storm place but poni has arms weapons gun. The fire bulet and a oscar were hit the. Butpoint they at final buss, storm tourough kell piny and took nemes. So went the heres to te pace up stars went they. The had lots of fall and nto make up first time, so secont try they must much success. They locked the final boos inthe eies and sad “ho finl buss the end near is” and sot th fanalboos in leg the. “ow” scrames fin bos as billet hurt every much. An fin bos wer ded and osr and bob wer lik why is the wrd use tre ltr mis spl. They port an ostcat had an opeen so went to close so went there. Soon ocar was see wrong thin. “buub al

al poni is ded how come” al poni was ded an oscar wr said becace him not the death rasin. But try hard was he enufghh? Him not sur nu id him war good nuff. Bu bou sad “I are kill poni as I a obvius poni jhunt than you is i!?!1” he sasd. Oscar relixed bob were not good an has were be come EVL BOB. He kilked EVL BOB. In face an him wer fell downways lik sen in end star wars before oter tree movie was make tat tak plack befurs. EVL BOB. Scream noooouoo and fel down faster. Osar relized what had now done and sad noo but did not as lon as EVL BOB. Did becaus he than reliz he were not bob but EVL BOB. And him were fine after. Poni rejoice an oscar sad “oh no” and keel all zonbie poni becake all were ded already an him not mess wit spac an tim.

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