*=whisper
*he's a brony
*Neck Beard- Neck BEard- Neck Beard
Yo Neck Beard he was just 14 when his parents built a very
strange machine
It was designed to view a world unseen
(he's gonna catch em all cuz he's danNeck Beard )
When it didnt quite work his
folks they just quit then Neck took a look inside of it
there was a great big flash
every thing just changed
his molecules got all rearranged
(pBEard Beard)
When he first woke up he had realized he had snow white neck beard
and glowin green chest pubes
he could jack off through walls
dissappear and fly
he was much more unique then the other guys
and it was then dNeck Beardy knew what he had to do
he had to stop all the horses that were cummin through
he's here to fight for me and you
(he's gonna catch em all cuz he's Neck BEArd gonna catch em all
cuz he's Neck Beard gonna catch em all cuz he's)
* He's Dann
Since Neck Beard already had the hot glue and glitter sticking to his hot bawd he decided to use it to his advantage and go into horse town land to invite da evil horses to da bash. as he approached village he noticed hte horses were doing evil thingsss. horse things such as killing humans an trotting around like smelly butt faces. He was scared at first thinking that his plan woulnd towrk but thne he remembered "exie" and then it made him happy and sad at same time and decided to invite horse. so he went up to the first horse that he noticed, it was spyke the most spooky horse. he arrived him hesitantlly and sad "cum to partay, its in some shack in a mind field" so spyke nodded and yelled "EVERYONE CUM TO DIS COOL PARTAY THAT THIS DISCO BALL IS HOSTING THE PARTY SHALL TAKE PLACEIN 5 MINUTES" Neck beard didnt expect things to erect so quickly so he waddled his way back to shack and hung himself from roof of ceiling. soon the killing of evil horses shall commence!.
all da pon HORSES, (lol i almost said the word in which i cant say (pony)) arrived at da suspicous shack in 5 minutes. As they all arrived discarsiputality yelled "LET DA SWUARE BEGIN MY HOME DAWGS". all da horse were ready to dance but thye noticed something wierd. no horse would ever speek jive..which means its da one and only DISCARSE!! all hte horses got into battle ready stances and were about to pounce when neck beard yelled "ALLOW PLAN B TO COMMENCE!!11!1" and then neck ebard dropped from the roof of the chack ceiling and crushed some of the hroses. the remaining horses started to do teh clippoty cloppity and ran at disdicksward. but disgard new what plan c was and did it. thats when he took a button out of his skin pocket and pressed it. the chack suddenly asploded and shrapnel flew everywhere and killed remaining horses. everything seemed dead ecept Neck Beard and not disccord. Neck Beard shrugged not giving a shit about how his new team mate died and rolled away into the sunset....but thats when princess horse flew in and yell "ha! you no kill all horse!" and then she through him onto jail and now neck beard is stuck there in jail..BUT DONT WORRY THIS IS NOT THE END OF NECK BEARD SO STAY TUNED FOR PART 3 OF AMAZING AVENTURE
