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voice: here is a very long story when i mean long i fucking long soo here's a story about pinkamena and butchershy pinkamena and butchershy worked for a group that tragets ponys will if i say they bloody come after me lucky they allowed me to tell u their story but under the watch of butchershy
*door opens* butchershy: hey u should telling the story not fucking around!
voice: yes ma-am!
butchershy: shadowgod3211 doesn't pay me enough for this :/
*she leaves* voice: ok here is the story pinkamena and butchershy were at home eating cup cakes that were from dead ponys yes i said dead FUCKING PONYS! *ahem* any ways derpy came by dropping off a latter for them 2 when they heard a knock they hurry to hide the dead ponys and then go open the door
pinkamena: OH DERPY!
derpy: i got a latter for u and fluttershy :D *derpy's eyes go in different corners of her face she then gived her the latter and then left*
*pinkamena looked at the latter and it had the organization's seal soo she opened the latter* pinkamena: oh it's from the boss *she reads it slowly cause it was long* *she then was shocked and fainted* (yes i said that ^.^ soo shut up if u don't like it >:3) butchershy: O_O uh? pinkie? *butchershy then picks up the latter after durpy had left and reads it* huh? it says that boss is sending his right hand man to give us a special mission and it also says his rrrrighhht behind me? hhuuh? what the buck is that suppose to mean O_O? *butchershy then looked behind her and screamed* butchershy: aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ???: don't scream .-. it hurts my bloody ears butchershy: WHO THE HELL ARE U!! AND HOW THE BUCK DID U GET INTO OUR HOUSE!! ???: oh u left the front door opened >_> *butchershy then grabs her big ass sword and trys to kill him but he then disappears in a instant she was going to hit him* BS:(butchershy) WHERE DID HE GO?? *the black alicorn then appears behind her and grabs her hands and takes her sword and kicks her down* BS: wtf how did u get behind me!? ???: oh i just used one of my forbidden spells .-. and oh i am your bosses right hand man *aching his head* and your boss is my father and oh u should really train to have better reaction timing ^.^ BS: grrr >_< what's your name? ???: oh it's prince shadow ^.^ i am prince of darkness and space BS: *thinks* daaammnn his soo handsome ^.^ i just wanna buck him here and now but what if pinkie wakes up from fainting from the latter i will buck him when were alone >:3 (yes i just fucking went there *derpy eyes*) prince shadow: fluttershy? *his waving his hoof across her face* BS: *she snaps out of it* huh? prince shadow: u were day dreaming -.- BS: *giggles and bushes* i think i was *thinks* i hope he didn't read my day dream O_O of me bucking him like i wanted to buck his living brains out and then push him onto a bed and ride his huge alicorn cock! and buck him until he has filled up my vagina with his hot alicorn cum ^.^ *BS then snaps out of it again* prince shadow: ok wake up pinkamena .-. ssoo i can give u the mission info *BS then wakes up pinkie and BS fills pinkie in the info and things that already happen* pinkie: O_O really wow O_O i really didn't know boss had a son .-. prince shadow: oh yes father didn't tell any of his agents cause my documents are highly classified to the point that only people who manage to get on my father's good side has access to my documents ok here are the mission info *he puts down photos of the base and the blue paint of the base* u must go to a top secret army base just 40 miles north from here u will have to sky drive from a stealth plane that is 500 miles south from here in our own air field 20 man squads of my best elite spec ops troops are waiting for u to command them and take the army base and also capture this human *prince shadow throws a picture of the human (it's me ^.^)* prince shadow: he may look human but he has a very powerful demon in him and his magical energy level is over the red zone in the black zone soo his almost as powerful as me my energy level is in the very dark level only people that were born when equestria was made can have that much power *BS was going to say something* yes butchershy i was born at the time equestria was made but i was really born 900 years ago during the great war of equestria i had given powers from a very powerful alicorn during the great war any who my father wants him alive he is subdued in prison block 39 sector A4 and my father also u to get all of the prisoners out of there and at the organization's air field there will be 9 troop transport planes carrying enough of my elite spec ops troops to over run the base and take it by force and get the prototype vehicles and weapons and armor and gear and also don't kill the human we want him alive not dead ok my father will pay u 9 million bits for him alive if u capture the base my father will give u the human as a partner and oh if his dark side is triggered the demon will take control and kill anything that had pissed it off and oh if the target is not subdued use these heavy duty sleep dart and this dart gun *prince shadow gives them 8 large clips of sleep darts and 4 dart guns* u can dual wield if single shots don't work don't shoot him 8 times or he will die your new and prototype gear and armor and weapons are in on the troop transport plane and oh there will be 5 elite spec ops medic squads of 20 maned magics just unicorns and 5 the of squads know how to turn ponys into humans soo when u about to enter the room that the human is kept in they are ordered to turn everyone into humans soo the human doesn't freak out *prince shadow lights a medical cigar and smokes it* once u have captured the human and the base send shoot a flare and our hidden spec ops troops that are in their human forms will come in with helicopters for evac if u hurry now and get to the air field in about 2 hours the army base that the human is kept and it's triple AA guns should be down for repairs soo when u get there u should have the element of surprise and air drop from the planes and land on the base and able to kill them fast but remember act fast and remember your training *pinkie leaves the house to get the fast 2 manned VTOL that was just outside of ponyvile cloaked as a rock just before butchershy was about to leave prince shadow whispers in her ear* prince shadow: if u come back alive i will have a special reward for u ^.^ not for pinkie just u <3 *butchershy blushes like a really red apple and then walks out to catch up with pinkie*
TO BE CONTINUED (SEE YEA NEXT TIME U HORNY BRONYS ^.^ AND U SHOULD REALLY GET
YOUR BONERS DOWN :/ NO REALLY o_o GO JERK OFF TO SOMETHING o_o next episode will
have sex in it ^.^ and gore and some hot shit :D that will make u get a raging boner that will hurt
like hell >:D and make it go straight up ^.^ now im going to go to ether bed or youtube :/ and oh
pinkamena and butchershy are owned by themselfs on tumblr O_O and i don't want to mess with
them and get myself killed i'm just doing a very hot clop fic >:D and oh butchershy U RULE ^.^
your sexy :D)
(the new episode is now out if it's not out then i'm making it or doing some editing :D so leave a
like and comment on this and oh no harsh comments or the comments will be disabled :/ and u
guys will be pissed off at the person/people who posted harsh comments about this :/ and then
u guys won't be able to give me ideas for special episodes cause of the person/people ruining
it for u if it comes to that u guys will have to make the person/people say sorry to me :/ or i can
just have them banned >:D if they close into my very dark zone which u guys don't want to do
trust me u do NOT want to know what happens when people go into my very dark zone soo yea
i will be doing the 2nd episode right now :P)
edited at 06/08/2013 4:17pm