Chapters Whats not to 'Orange' about
Everything was a calm day in the canterlot gardens, the birds were singing, the flowers blooming, and the occasional animals frolicking about. All this would seem to be a perfectly normal day for the lord of chaos, if he didn't find it sooo boring.
'This is sooo boring,' Discord thought to himself. Him- 'Great Lord of Chaos' was stuck with gardening as his punishment. All because of a small prank on Celly which involved lots of glue, turtles, and singing flowers. It was very funny 'mind you' plus he was really suspecting his punishment to be lots of things, sadly, not gardening.
" Why do I Have to do this," he bluntly said to no one in particular but himself. Not like he really minded, but come on he can't even have a little fun anymore since he been reformed with the ' Power of Friendship'.
He looked at the garden that was once his place of prison, noticing the other statues which, he had the grueling chance to become one, noticed one that stood out and caught his interest. It was definitely different from the rest as it was a dragon on its hind legs and in a pose with a claw stretched out with an orange in it, as the dragon's head was facing the sky as if saying something of importance. what really caught Discord's attention was the words inscribed on the platform underneath it.
"To be or Not to be is the Orange of life."
As these words were said the statue suddenly exploded and Discord had to look away as he was suddenly caught off guard.
When he looked back to see if he didn't break anything so not to incur the princess's wrath the 5th time today. When he looked to make sure everything was ok, he was surprised to see that the statue was not a statue. As he looked at what stood on the platform, he was shocked to the least to know he was not the only one imprisoned in the forsaken garden.
"WHOO, dang, this feels good to be able to stretch again, how many years has it been, hmm."
The orange dragon spoke really fast in a language he did not understand, that or he misheard. Discord was about to reply but was once again interrupted by the strange dragon.
"Oh hi. You wouldn't know were the nearest subway would be would you,"
Once again he spoke in the language he did not understand, but he would at least try to humor himself by trying to understand.
" I do no-"
But as fate would have it he was cut off...again and it was now getting to him but went away when the dragon spoke, and this time he understood what he said.
"SSSHH. Mr. Orange wants to tell me something."
Discord was now confused and even more as the orange dragon pulled out the orange he was holding as a statue and moved it towards his head as if the orange really did have something to say. What came next was something unexpected.
" Hello, My name is Orange Explosion, but you may just call me Oran and this here is Mr. Orange," as he told his name and showed Discord the orange. " Mr. Orange told me what happened to us ..soo you don't have to tell me. Also I think he said I'm in the wrong place and time and something about puppies, anyway I will be on my way." As he said this he opened his red wings and flew off never to be seen again, maybe,. What everypony would never know and gladly should not was the fruit really said instead of puppies, "WE should harvest the souls of the young of this world and enslave them to work in the mines and feed them NOTHING but there remains of there family members as we sit on a throne of entrails. HAHAHAHA." To this very day all of Equis was saved from and narcotic orange and no one would know to this very day.
Discord was just standing there thinking on what just transpired. He was so lost in thought that he forgot why he came to the garden in the first place.
"Well this was an unusual day?" said Discord as he went back to the castle to ponder on what happed.
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Meanwhile in the throne room. Celestia was busy listening to Blueblood rant about how the lowly commoners won't shut up about the increase of prices on oranges, were, unfair. This continued on for 20 minutes, until suddenly she felt a magical flux in the air. She looked around trying to pinpoint were this happened ignoring blueblood and found that the flux came from the garden. At this realization one thing came to her mind, Discord.
Blueblood was still ranting on about oranges still for some reason but did not care at moment now and told him something has came up and she had to check it her self. Blueblood huffed at this and left leaving her and her guards alone. she got up from her throne and told her guards to come with her as they only nodded not questioning her commands. They left to the gardens but were stopped later by a certain someone, and this certain someone was Discord.
" DISCORD! what were you doing in the gardens that has made me come seek you out myself," Celestia yelled out with a stern face surprising her guards.
Discord who still lost in thought was snapped out it when Tia yelled out for him. He was surprised to see her and was going to speak up until he remembered that he just ditch his job and silently cursed under his breath for forgetting. Celestia asked Discord again, this time in a more calmer tone.
So he explained what happened not wanting to go back to the garden, and the more he told her what happened, the more her face took a look of fear that Discord then said 'You look like as if you just accidently threw the sun into the planet,'. Following up with a posh looking shark swimming by saying " I say." and was somehow not noticed as it swam by them.
" I don't see anything wrong other than a 'not right in the head' dragon fly away into Equestria as a threat," Discord said bluntly.
"Not a threat, not a threat, NOT A THREAT!,"Celestia yelled at Discord, which surprised him by her anger and caught the guards off again and into unease. " He is no normal dragon Discord, he feeds on MAGIC! There is no telling how hungry he is, and he was locked in there for a thousand years. He could eat up all the magic in this realm. We could all be doomed!," Celestia warned in a panic state.
Discord took this into thought, and only one thing came to him at this moment, 'I need a vacation' as he sighed at todays predicament.
Author's Note
First story. hope yoU EnJOy iT.
Sorry it was posted late. things came up.
(Over the out skirts of Ponyville)
Flying high in the sky Oran an orange dragon with blue serpent like eyes and red wings that looked like curved axes and a smooth horn on his left head followed with an antler on the right with a long and somewhat slender body ended in a silver stripe before a straight red hook like tail flew towards the town but not in any haste.
" hmm, I should only take less than a quarter of the magic here for a few days before I head home and send my report to my clan," Oran said as if it was a fact and nothing more. " I don't want to harm the residents as am not sure if they can live without there magic or not," He bluntly told himself.
So he took in the fixed amount he told himself he would only take and felt a little better but nowhere as full and relieved but it was enough and a little magic to spare to boot.
As all this was happening above Ponyville a certain orange mare was selling apples at her stand as she felt a tingle behind her to look behind her to only find nothing and return her gaze back forward to find all her apples turned into oranges. " What tha-," was all she could say before they all exploded in front of her without warning.
Back up in the sky, Oran was looking for a place to land when suddenly he saw blue pony racing towards him as if going in for a kill. As said pony was heading for him, he could only smirk at this as he new that winged ponies got their flying from the magic in this world, so he couldn't help but smirk even more as he set and fixed his magic feeding on her magic. As he did this the pony began to get slower and slower until she stopped half way towards him looking tired and worn out.
" Hey need a 'wing ' over there!," Oran shouted in a not so loud voice but loud enough for the pony to hear.
" CAN it... you over... grown lizard!," the blue pony yelled at him at which he just frowned at her 'not-so-much-of-a-welcome' hello.
" well that was not very nice, plus you need to put a 'smile ' on that face or you will scare the sun away," Oran said having fun with a few of his orange-y puns.
The blue pony was soo not in the mood for jokes today. " Ugh, .. shut up, when I am .. not that tired, am going to kick you all the way .. to a Tuesday..," she tiredly said.
" why not kick me into a Sunday. After all, that's when sunshine comes early," Oran joked.
"UGH!" she yelled in a annoyed tone.
Oran simply shrugged guessing she had enough and flew away and drowning out her remarks telling him to come back and that she wasn't finished with him yet even though no fight broke out. As he flew away he saw a store with a record slashing into it. As he saw this his instincts kicked in telling him an enemy was there and must be faced. So he did only thing a dragon would do when meeting a worthy opponent...CHALLENGE THEM!
Inside the record shop a special white unicorn with blue like hair and large purple shades over red eye's was minding her own time by sorting out the music in her store only to surprised by an orange dragon busting in through the store's doors as all she could muster to say was " wha-," before the dragon spoke to her in a hyped up voice.
" Stop! I challenge you to a battle of DJ's in front of the whole town at 6:00pm sharp!" Oran demanded boldly against his worthy opponent.
The surprised DJ was stunned but quickly snapped out of it after herein his challenge, only to reply with "You're on,"
After herein this he simply nodded and just as he was there a minute ago, he was gone in the next. As he walked around the town catching a lot of looks of uneasiness from the ponies, at least they did not try to run in fear from him, after all he was only as tall as Luna when not in his rage form. As he was walking he saw a purple dragon carrying what he assumed to be paper. He walked up to the dragon saying hi to him.
Spike stopped in his tracks to look up to see the pony that was greeting him, but instead found an orange dragon. So Spiked tried to be polite as he looked like a decent drake to him. " Um...hi," Spike tried to say in a polite way as not to anger his new friend.
" Hello to you my proud and noble friend, my name is Orange Explosion, but you may call me Sir ' Oran if you wish and this 'he pulled out an orange showed it to spike' is Mr. Orange," Oran said in a chivalry voice.
Spike was now confused, he was not sure if he should thank him for his compliment or not, and he had a odd name for a dragon, plus odd as it was he even showed him an orange and told him it had a name as if it was a real pony.
" Mr. Orange, don't be rude to our friend here and say hi," Oran told the orange he was holding. After a minute of awkward silence the dragon spoke up again. "he said hi, and it is a pleasure to meet you he said," Oran said saying what he thought the orange said.
Spike for some reason was able to hear what the orange really said somehow, and he was literally scared out of scales from what the orange said, and would only want get away from this weird dragon and his very scary orange. So Spike ran as his little legs could take him, leaving a confused dragon alone with his orange.
" Huh. Was it something I said," Oran said while wondering why his new friend ran away so fast as if he was being chased by a klum-klof on world domination. He just shrugged it off and saw an orange pony with a cowboy hat still trying to get the orange pits and pieces off her. 'Ponies are so weird' he thought to him self as he headed towards her.
Author's Note
What in tarnation is a Klum-klof?
Did you say 'APPLE', or 'ORANGE'
[meanwhile inside a cat's bria-...I mean at Canterlot]
The guards were working overtime under the princess Celestia's orders. All they were told was that a threat has been awakened and could hurt her little ponies. The guards were starting to guess what the threat was and some of the guesses were odd to strange to even weird. The list would go on and on and on.
Shining Armor Did not care for such guesses even if they were odd to maretales to even weird fantasy tales. He was going to do the job the princess gave him. he was going to fulfill it to the order. He would even lose his horn to get it done if he had to. He was that devoted to hoof.
Discord was watching all this in front of him as he was thinking about the dragon. How it popped in this world only to imprisoned in stone shortly afterwards. Then to suddenly bust out by a simple phrase that told you life is like an orange. this brought another thought, ' isn't it 'life is like an onion as you peel it' not an orange,' Discord thought as why use an orange instead as more came into thought until he tired of thought, as it was not like him to think this much, so he went to his room.
Celestia on the other hoof was worried but hid it behind her mask. Her sister awakened by the commotion asked what was going on. Her face also took one of fear as a certain dragon a.k.a. the magic eater as they nicknamed him was on the loose out there. Luna told her sister that they should contact the 'elements of harmony' of this coming threat.
Celestia had almost forgotten of her prized student in all of her worry. 'almost'. She quickly sent a letter to her student about the threat that was coming or was already there. May my mercy reach them in time.
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[back in ponyville]
As the cowpony was getting rid of the last bits of orange gunk off of her, she was to distracted to notice the dragon in front of her stall until he coughed to get her attention. At the noise she turned around to greet and apologize to her customer ,but froze in shock to see a dragon there instead of a pony. What did she get her self into now.
Somewhere in a kitchen a great war was raging on and this war lasted for one year. Many had lost there lives in this war that it was now called the 'Great Utensils War'. The war would continue on raging if not for the legendary hero, the Spork. He stopped the forks and spoons from fighting each other and told them that they should be fighting for their homes back not each other. He told them they should work together and over throw the tyranny of the knifes that robbed them of there homes, family's, and freedom. So they did and the evil cutting empire fell before them and peace was once again brought back to the kitchen...but at the cost of the hero's life, for he will always remain in there kitchen drawers.
Back at the stall, Applejack was still wondering what to do but was broke out of it as the dragon spoke up. " do you sell any oranges, for I sure could go for one," the dragon stated to the orange pony, but was not yet done. "Plus I like you coat color," He said as if this was normal to say.
Applejack was not sure how to respond to that last one, but decided to ignore it and answer the first one instead. " No I don't sell oranges, but I hay sure do sell apples, and dem best in all of Equestria partner.
" what? what you mean you don't but do sell oranges, that makes no sense," Oran stated confused as he miss took apples for oranges.
Applejack frowned at this and told him she said apples not oranges. Oran once again got the two confused and thought she was messing with him. This went on for ten minutes before they finally decided to stop and ask each others name as a new approach, and once again they fought over her name was Applejack, not Orangejack.
At the library where the insane go...I mean the well read go to enjoy peace clari-, oh who am I kidding, no one ever goes to her house for a damn book at all like they never even new what a book was and ... 'ehm' back to the story. Twilight was busy reading a book on 'Vamp,Ponies' until a thought came to her. 'I haven't seen Spike after I sent him to deliver those papers to the post office?' She was now getting worried for him as he was her means to send her friendship reports to her mentor the easiest ways and completely forgetting to right to her parents often. This was even worse than the time she read 'Spiderses', and she really did not enjoy it, it was not plot of the story but the words, even thou others digress...She was getting side tracked.
So she went out to find him, hopefully he was just lost. As she was looking for him she wasn't paying attention to the path and tripped hard on her face. As she got up and rubbed her head with her hoof, she looked to see what tripped her and to her surprise it was an orange. This was the last time anyone saw her, and up to today she was never found and is still missing.
As Oran left the rude cowpony he was now wondering the city, and somehow still no sign of that flying pony that tried to give him one or two hits. These thoughts were soon forgotten as he laid his eye's upon a mare, but it was not her that caught his sight's as he already had a mate, but that is a story for another time. What really caught his attention was the muffin she had. So he walked right up to her and asked if she could share completely ignoring her eye's and why they were like that.
The gray mare looked up from her 'GLORIOUS' muffin and looked at the dragon with a puzzled look, but then smiled and simply said 'sure'. Oran took up on her kindness and ate the other half of the muffin while sitting next to her as if they were the best of friends. she then started asking if he ever tried an apple muffin, which then restarted the debate...again. 'Oo the irony.'
(somewhere in a dark forest devoid of life)
Trees were all that surrounded him...it was his home...his prison...and his life. He would roam the forests because he had no choice. He had to kill the ink creatures, he had open them up, he had to pull their insides out, and he had to dissect each one thoroughly. If not he would die, and become a shell that would continue on doing the same things over and over. That was a long time ago before he was freed from the book...his book. she was so kind to give a real life outside of that damn story, but that book became my real body as the form I have is but a image what I am in that book, no matter she gave me life and in return I served her and her brother. I started to grow feelings for her and only her. I begin to test my new powers, I was able to appear anywhere and in any world so long they had a book that connected them together, I was able merge with my pry and use them as a puppet instead of having to kill them to wear their skin like my kind...or the one that created me. She begin to feel my feelings and was not sure at first, but then told me maybe in that teasing voice of hers.
That changed when I realized the same fate that befell on me before my freedom was the same to others out there. So I freed them in the only way I could...By killing them...only works if you attack the real...the first. She found out was not happy...she left me...I understand, I am a monster that has forgotten what he really was. I am the Story...I liked the name she gave me...better than Mr. Story...out.
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Oran was walking towards the woods hoping to feed on the magic there and not cause any harm to the ponies. on the way there he ran into one pony he was hoping not to see... the blue one. She began to tell him that he was going to get it if he did not explain why he was in Ponyville and gave him ten seconds to reply. Looking up at the sun, he could tell he did not have much time before the battle, and he could tell that the wubs were strong with that one. So not wanting to waste time, he used his magic he had and turned her into an orange before she said ten. Pleased that was out of the way he went into the forest.
Rainbow Dash was experiencing for the first time what it felt like to be an orange, and felt relaxing, so relaxing that she could forget everything in the world...this was very rudely interrupted as Scootaloo found her on the road and picked her up. Rainbow was glad her little fan found her and no one else, and she could now be returned to her original body. These thoughts were thrown away as Scootaloo began to eat her...thus ended the tale of the fastest and citrusy delicious Rainbow Dash. Of course when a old tale dies a new one is born, and Scootaloo's wings suddenly grew to the size they should have been, and thus a new tale was born, 'Scoots of the Warp Speed'.
Oran was having a great time with the magic here and would have enjoyed it more if not attacked by a swarm of bug ponies followed by there queen. This did not but bug him, but what did was the buzzing of their wings and that they were bugs. This reminded him of the time he lost his orchard to fruit flies, and this made him seethe with rage as he begin to take in more magic than necessary as he was about go into rage form, and these bugs would not like him when he is angry.
Said Queen was smiling thinking this would be an easy meal with her children against a young dragon. Sadly this was no young dragon and not a normal one either. She would soon learn to regret what she got herself into, that is if she was still alive to repent.
Oran walked out of the forest feeling full to certain extent, plus he got a new hat out of it and this made him happy, very happy with his new hat he set out to settle his little duel of wubs. This was going to be the toughest challenge since that staring contest with that rock, 'which he won' speaking of rocks there was a certain one he had to meet first before the duel.
A lone boulder was sitting on a mountain ledge staring at the town before it. Oran walked up to the boulder and bowed his head in respect to Sensei Tom. For the next hour he was taught the way of stillness and thanked his master more confident then before and ready to take on his opponent. As he left Tom said one thing to him self 'why Rarity' as a tear ran down his build.
(6:03pm ponyville town square)
Vinyl was all set for her battle and was now wondering why she accepted it in the first place, but these were tossed away in the wind, which ate them in return and thought they were yummy. Oran appeared before her with his own stage.
( I truly am sorry but the rest was unable to be explained as an army and the princesses blew up the stage and a battle began, and yes, Mr. Orange was the victor of the battle as Oran fled in the chaos and was at a small cottage. We are truly sorry.)
Oran could not believe that was all skipped as it was one hell of a blood bath. Luckily he was safe from it all, and was now look at his surroundings. He seemed to be at a small cottage and the rest he already new from guessing. As he was looking around he spotted a pink tail sticking out a small bush, and he was not going to that bush, so he waited for her to come out...which she did not for thirty minutes. Lucky for him he was taught the way of stillness from his sensei. So he had all of eternity to wait, and wait he did.
Author's Note
I own nothing as those belong to others all but my self. and poor Tom, we all know your pain.
The 'Squeeze' is yet to come
@(In a hallowed out mountain : location unknown : not in the pony world)@
Inside the mountain was a large lake with eleven rocky spires that were cut flat and inscribed with element markings. Each one was different as they were only a foot above the water, but one higher than the rest to indicate one of higher rank than the rest. Nine of the platforms were occupied out of the two of demi-beings of great power. " So he is still dreaming of that sordid place when he is yet to realize he is only dreaming in his prison," a voice sounded out that sounded as if it was being choked by a thousand rusty chains and then to only nail them into someone's flesh came out from the dim lit cavern.
"How is he suppose to know it is a dream? He has been in there for a thousand years now," another voice called out from the circle of nine but not rusted as the previous one, no it was serene, calm, and beautiful as the sea after the 'calm of a storm'.
"I know that Sister of the Calm Wave, but it is time to truly wake him for we must 'Purge ' the world he is in. Too many world's of the same and yet not are come and going like a plague in an all you can eat buffet."
"And what gives you command to tell us what to do, brother , of the Dark Chains," another voice spoke up with the sound and speed of thunder and lightning.
'Thunderviens was always the quick and hothead of them all when it came to certain things he thought to himself'. " It was not I who was given the command to order you all, - 'He turned his gaze to the higher platform and then back to the others'- ...it was the Ashen one who gave the order," the Chained one told them all.
All eight looked surprised at this sudden news. It was not everyday the leader gave an order, in fact he never did even though he was High Revered of them all as their leader. He never came to any of the meetings saying 'Not my thing, you govern as your own without me unless something comes up.' To receive an order from him meant business, and not something to joke around with.
This time another one of the nine spoke up. "Then we should not be wasting time gawking around like a bunch of Willow trees in a windy breeze!" Season's Wrath called out with a voice of the four changing season's all put together, and yet still sounded calm even in his show of anger.
" calm my brother of the season's, we shall take action, but now is not the time. Even you should know that since your are the wisest of us all," Wave assured him.
'sigh'-"You are right sister, my anger got the best of me and I was not thinking straight. But it is not everyday he gives us a task outside of our own standing, It just made me a little hyper knowing it was from him and not the others."
"None the less we have a task to do and we shall fulfill it to the order. ..unless any of you have anything to say then speak now or this meeting will now be adjourned," Chains told the others.
None of them spoke up and so the meeting was at it's ending point and at that, they all shifted out of the room to their own assigned realms to do what ever it is beings do in their realms.
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Oran was still waiting for the yellow coated mare to come out of that bush as the sun was now just coming over the horizon and greeting all with it's welcoming warmth, or so all thought. What they did not know was that the sun was grinning at them all ready to give them no sunny radiance, but instead make it rain upon them all with it's yellow rain. 'Praise the sun'
Oran now had it up this much with the mare and decided a different approach was need for this. So he Transformed' and rolled out' and destroyed all that was in his path as a giant crab with rocket launchers that shoot skittles ...because that's what they do on a Wednesday. 'not really' What really happened was that Oran did transform but not into a crab, but into a orange fox.
He pawed his way to the yellow mare to find she had fallen asleep in their little waiting game. He nudged her awake with his snout, to be met with a small gasp from her.
Fluttershy was caring for the needs of her flowers when suddenly the dragon appeared near her home. The sudden appearance of the dragon spooked her so that she bolted for the nearest hiding place, which was the bush. She would try to sneak a peek time to time from her hiding place to see if the scary dragon left yet, but every time he would still be there watching her as it was important instead of try to talk her out that bush. She did not know why he continued to sit there and watch as minute's became hours. Eventually she fallen asleep in their waiting game.
She was awoken some time later to be greeted by a fox. "oh hello there, 'yawn' I certainly don't remember you from my other friends," She looked at him trying to see if in fact he was one of her woodland friends, but yet couldn't at the end. " oh my. are you perhaps lost little one, do you have a family near by,"
Oran disguised as the fox simply shook his head. " oh. then why are out here at my home then, if don't mind me asking that is," Oran tilted his head in thought wondering what to say until an idea came into his head of craziness.
" I came to give you a make-over my dear," the fox said in a corky tune.
" oh my! you can talk," said the mare as if not ready for something like this to happen.
" Indeed I can my sweet, for it is merely simply for one with a tongue and not for one with none," exclaimed the fox as if this was a no brainier to not only to him but of to many.
"oh. if you don't mind, but what kind of make-over do you speak of," said the mare with a sudden interest to what the fox had to offer to her but none.
" why it is simple as an ripple my dear. all you have to do is ask to be but yet not be what you want to be," said the fox with a toothy grin on his face as wide as his face.
" I do not understand?," asked the bewildered mare, for she was now lost on the fox was saying, but yet knew some'a'how he spoke o'so true.
" ask what your heart wants, not you my sweet of a sugar cane of a root,' mocked the fox.
" oh. then I would like to be a tree of a free to all my friends," the mare told the sly fox.
"so a tree to be free of your self to be then my sweet of a fool, for it shall be the tree that is you, and you not the tree of a free life, cocococo!" the foxed said in an amused tone as he turned her into a tree.
Oran threw away his fake form to look at his handy work. Standing in front of him was a blossom tree with black petals...'black' that was not right he thought to himself only to shrug it off as a magical defect. Oh well, no one is perfect, not even himself. Looking one more time at the tree, he started down the path back to town for some yummy sweets from a certain bubbly pink pony.
Angel woke up some time to find himself in an odd and eerie cavern with no idea how he got here. He tried to remember what happened last night, only find it pointless. He began to look around for a away out but found none, but he did find was unsettling. Just a few feet from him was a dead skeleton he did not recognize of what ever species it was squashed underneath a rock, but the face, the face, it was looking right at him with a look of pure terror on it as if trying to tell him to run, just run, run away before its to late like me!!
Not wanting to stay any longer with the unfortunate sod, he quickly looked around to find a small cave like hole, just big enough for him fit through. With that new information, he set off into the small cave, walking for what seemed like an eternity and the walls looking like they were getting closer and closer to him as if ready to squeeze the life out of him with the sound of whispers echoing from the walls no matter were he looked or went... 'this is madness!' he thought , until he saw a light at the end. He ran with all his furry might to the light to get out of this place, as he reached the end and out of the cave, he was met with something even worse...
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what an odd way to get some vitamin 'C'
~[in a strange cavern]~
Angel was witnessing something he never wanted to see in his little furry life. Everywhere he looked, blood, bones, and more he did not want to go into detail was strewn across the large room. The only things that seemed out of place was the tables with vials on it in one corner followed what seemed to be some medical table in another splattered what seemed to be several shades of blood in different colors all over it. Then there were the autonomy diagrams on certain areas in the room.
Seeing all this made him remove the contents of his bowls. This was certainly not a place he should be in right now. Wanting no more with this...this...site, he turned around wanting to go back to the room with the skeleton than this. As he did so his only way out was blocked by large shadowy serpent as tall as discord, or maybe even a little taller was blocking his path.
~what iS tHIs I sEe IN my coven of A HOm3, a verMin among THE FilTH of this WoRLd and nor mErE faceless one TO grEEt me,~ the Serpent spoke in a low dark echo-y tone as if it's voice was being spoken within a large crowd speaking all at the same time as it.
Angel's eye's dilated as his animal instincts were firing all flares in his head that he should get out , now!, or it would be all over for him, yet those eye's that serpent had were locked into his, and he felt a certain feel of calm and begin to ignore all the flares that were going off in his head, as if those eye's were telling him not run in in fright, for it would all be okay and over soon.
The serpent continued to stare into the little bunnies' eye's never breaking eye contact as one of the bulb like stems on his collar like neck began to slither and protrude it's self towards the rabbit in tell it was only inches from it's face. ~OpeN and DrinK ,~ It commanded, and the rabbit applied as it opened it's mouth to let the bulb like protrusion split open into three petal like fans and latch itself onto the rabbits mouth to begin pumping a yellow-y like fluid that would cut off all the nerves from the brain, preventing him from feeling any pain from the waist below permanently for the desired testing.
~GoOd,~
( at the place were sugar and spices are sweet, but were no one gets out)
Oran was sitting in a table " don't ask how' with a pink pony sitting on the other end. They were both staring at each other so intently as if one were to look away they would sees to exist into nothingness. On the other end of the bakery were the Cake's and they were still lost and lost for words that pinkie as not said a word for longer than even less than a second, for this to them was truly the real divine works of the gods them self's.
This would continue on if not by some miracle that the pink one finally spoke.
" THANKS FOR THE VITAMINS! I feel more healthy and chirper than a chirping bird on a chirp week, or do they chirp on a chirp week that is not a chirping week but a chopping week ,huh ," Pinky exclaimed in her bubbly of bubbly moo-haa's moods.
"you are so welcome my pink friend and are always welcome to help yourself to more if you wish, for I help those in need and hurt those in not."
" WE-SHOULD-TOTALLY-THROW-YOU-A-WELCOME-TO-PONYVILLE-AND-THANKS-FOR-THE-VITAMINS-AND-HELPING-MY-FRIENDS-PARTY!!!," followed with Pinkie shooting everything with her partycannon filling the room with decorations everywhere. Where she got the cannon and filled the room in decorations in a matter of seconds is still a mystery to many but Orange and Ideals as they new her secret. 'who is Ideals, well that would be spoilers and bloody annoying to explain.'
The party went off without a hitch, and this time no guards and princess's to mess it up to boot. Ponies were drinking, singing, and dancing to everything, and Gummy was talking about the mystery's of life to Oran while Mr. orange tried to rally the fruits in the fruit bowl to help him enslave and massacre the lesser races of Equestria to their will. Scoots was boasting how she broke the speed barrier and created the warp speed, which was 25% cooler than the rainboom. Derpy as always was munching on her 'GLOROUIS' and 'HOLY' .... okay enough we already now a muffin baked with certain ingredients in a oven tastes good, after all have you tried one. Applejack was enjoying the punch (now with 56% more punching, don't believe us than listen to these satisfied customers; Doctor Hooves: I didn't believe it at first, but when gave it to my Tardis, she was up and going like a Balrog with a hoo-day...what you mean you don't know what a balrog is. Lyra: I also did not believe, but than others didn't believe in humans till some days ago, so I was like 'ok I guess I could try it' I did, but that is not all, it even turned me into a human....but they were here just a few days ago, I swear they were here. Order now and you get yourself not only 2 punches but a third for only 3.99. Order now while offer still stands. Its so good it's like a punch in the face.)
Oran was relaxing under a tree after the party was over, watching the clouds and the sun go by. It was a nice day for him and Mr. Orange, yet something seemed off, and he just couldn't but his orange to it on what it was. He felt like something was missing, or maybe something wasn't missing but felt left out.
For some reason this made him really upset and angry. There was something he just couldn't grasp, and it made him uncomfortable to a certain degree of rage. That was when he saw a ripple in the air next to him. He looked at the ripple that was in front of him and yet no one noticed it but him.
With his anger gone he begin to examine this ripple that only he could see and none else. As he examined it and stared at it, it just seemed like a wave in the air, so he begin the next test, poking it. He looked around for something to poke it with and found a stick on the ground, so he grabbed the unicorn that was next to the stick and used the unicorn to poke the ripple, to find to his surprise the pony was sucked in.
He looked back at the stick that was classified: evil stick god that appears when ever someone or somepony is trying to sneak on their targets, only to be found out by there foot stepping on this evil stick. Truly evil among evil he thought.
He entered the ripple, and found himself in a blank void of nothing but white. No matter where he looked, there was nothing but white everywhere, it just went on and on. Just endless.
That was until he heard a voice from somewhere in the endless white. He tried to listen carefully so he could hear it again, and he did, loud and clear.
"This is sooo boring," a voice rang from the endless white around him. He knew at once what happened, as memories of the real past began to swarm into his mind. Everything he did was a lie, a fake made up from years of imprisonment led to him going crazy, but now he was truly awake.
All he felt now...was rage, but not any rage he felt before, no, this was pure hatred ,Wrath,.
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Discord was too busy raking the leaves, not permitted to use his magic to get the job done of his latest punishment, was unable to notice a certain statue beginning to crack apart from pure rage.
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@(in the mountain's cavern's lake)@
Nine beings stood on the platforms without making a single move nor noise, if not to invoke the wrath of something that was not there. They all stood there pure silence, all eye's closed, waiting for something.
Then the sudden noise of a crack echoed out into the cavern, breaking the pause of silence, and all nine beings suddenly opened there eye's. "It is time brother's and sister's, the time has come to clean the 'Filth ' that covers the multi-verse, and rid the diseases that covers this world, so a new one can be 'BORNED!' Chains roared into the sky and so along did his brothers and sisters with him, for this was the dawning of a new age for the pony-verse.
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Author's Note
like I said, I own nothing but my self and my original characters.
