His Holiness in Equestria.

by Twitchyz

First published January 1st, 1970 00:00

His Holiness, Executioner Ablegate the Second of the Vatican City. By holy order is to exterminate all demons of hell and rid the earth of evil. But what happens after an encounter with Ose the president of hell in his very own Vatican? A long powerful fight, ultimately ending in Ose's defeat, but in his last moment before being banished completely to the bowels of hell, he uses his might to send Ablegate to Equestria. What will the pope do now, trapped in a place with talking horses with no law or order, yet next to no evil either?

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The Battle

The Battle
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His Holiness in Equestria.

The Battle

Executioner Ablegate sniffed the air. There was a demon afoot, he could almost taste it, in fact, he could. His holiness stood up from his daily holy water bath, immaculate skin, not even wrinkled from the twelve hours he spent submerged. All 8 foot 4 of pure muscle, completely nude, where is manhood should be, was an enormous silver cross, grafted to his pelvis. This was his only garment. Other items would only slow him down. The enormous man stroked his thick beard. Where was the little bastard, his smell was too weak to detect directly, how had a puny imp like this gotten so far? Little shit couldn't have gone far. A small sound. Ablegate spun around, there on the pedestal stood a slender black figure, two white little fangs poking out from its mouth. His holiness slammed his foot onto the ground, causing a scale five earth-quake shake his tiny vacation home like bathroom. The haunt paused for a moment, and then cast aside his veil to reveal his true form. Ose, president of hell, the lithe cat-man considered the hulk of a human in front of him, then drew his dual swords.

"Behold Ablegate,” he purred. “I bring your doom”

Ose charged. His Holiness executed a perfect Aikido stance and redirected the blows to his left. The demon kept his center of gravity low and spun behind the pope. Ablegate backflipped just in time to avoid a strike to the nape and small of his back. On his downward maneuver, His Holiness kicked downwards and managed to strike the leopard man on the shoulder. Quick as a cat, Ose slashed upwards as Ablegate came down, he only met pure resistance as he met with the metal cross hanging stiffly between the massive man’s legs. And it began in earnest, blows parrying blows leading into dodges leading into kicks leading into jumps. The speed at which they fought caused an aura of light to surround them, even when it began to rain the next day, nothing could come close to them. Finally Ablegate pulled back.

“This isn’t enough, I have to remove my limiter.” The hulking frame of a man reached down and placed his firm grasp around the massive cross. “Here we go Ose, will you be able to withstand… THIS” The Pope pulled the Cross directly from his pelvic bone. His limiter is now gone. A powerful flash of light filled the area, Ose had to turn away or turn into a pillar of salt. In the place of the once massive Pope, stands a slender, beautiful boy, twelve wings spread out from his left side. Pure white light radiating from him. “That’s right Ose. I’m Jesus's clone.” A blast of Holy power sends Ose back to hell. “Give Lucifer my regards.”

"FOOL, you underestimate me!" The Demon croaked weakly. "YOU WILL NOT REMAIN HERE ANY LONGER TO INTERVENE WITH OUR PLANS!". A powerful red aura quickly surrounded Ablegate, and then condensed around him, squeezing him tightly.Then poof, it disappeared. Completely gone, not a trace of the aura, Ose, or Ablegate himself.