Brennan lay in his bed, his face still red and sore from where he face planted after Rainbow Dash knocked him out of his wheel chair. “What is wrong with her, what does she have against me. Geez I swear most of the girls back home do the same thing to me, what’s wrong with me” he thought

The girls left awhile back to go take care if things before it got too dark. Rainbow gave him a goodbye death stare and Applejack just gave him a look that could be taken different ways. Brennan wondered even with her threat, if she was secretly hitting on him. He didn’t know and he didn’t want to ask, in fear of dying, literally.

Brennan had rested it seemed like forever and he was bored since he couldn’t go back to sleep. So he decided to somehow go exploring even though he knew it was a stupid idea. Even though he was seen and treated by the doctors, his ribs went from broken to slightly cracked and his organs hadn’t fully recovered from his incident from Fluttershy which they said with some rest that would be taken care of.

Nevertheless he got out of bed and slowly walked to the door. He tried opening it and it squeaked which caused him to stop. Knowing the noise could alert someone he decided to see if he could travel up the walls or something since he was a good climber. Upon looking he sees the castle walls that look promising outside his window. He decided to start but knowing he wasn’t properly dressed he looked around his room and on one of the chairs he saw his clothes from when he first arrived. “Thank you Rarity” he thought and got dressed.

When he finished he made his way out onto the ledge and started to climb. The patterns of the bricks were tricky and if he wasn’t careful… well, by looking down it wasn’t going to be a pretty drop. He studied the wall for awhile and made a plan on getting to the window. Brennan slowly made his way up his path with careful precision. There was a full moon out so the wall was well lit. “It is a beautiful night” thought Brennan. “Good thing I’m out”

Suddenly Brennan’s foot slipped and he had to act quickly to save himself. Some dust and specks of brick fell into the never ending fall. After regaining himself he decided to go Assassin’s Creed on this wall and with great skill and agility he acrobatically made his way to the window and slowly hopped in. The window brought him into a hallway.
“Good choice with the window” he thought to himself

The hallway was unlit so stealth wouldn’t be too hard. Brennan started walking. The castle was absolutely stunning; it was unlike anything he had seen in his life. “Wow now this is royalty” he said. He spotted a staircase not too far from him and headed towards it. Suddenly a guard out of nowhere appeared, patrolling it seemed, and Brennan had to act fast and hide behind the curtains. When the coast seemed clear he scanned the area noticing more guards. “Man sneaking around is going to be harder than I thought” he said

He made his way to the stairs with a few quick sprints and snuck his way up. The stairways led to another hall with huge rooms down the corridor. These impressed Brennan even more. No guards seemed to be here so he just walked. One particular room caught his attention. Inside the room was a humongous flat screen, with game consoles and games of every kind, controllers, headsets, food, and sodas and gamer chairs. There were two computers in the corner for PC games. It was gamer’s paradise.

“Wow didn’t know the princess was a hardcore gamer… nice. I’ll have to ask if I can play sometime”
Brennan walked out the room and headed around the corner. Down this particular hallway there was a door that was lit and the door was cracked. Brennan decided to check it out.

When he reached the door he peaked in through the crack to see what was inside. In the room there was a pink bed with silk sheets on it and all kinds of stuff he that he couldn’t identify. He decided to search to search further. As he got to the center of the bedroom his expression widened in shock. In the room were instruments, books, and other things he did not want to speak of in his head. He had to cup his mouth to not say anything out loud. He slowly walked back but he slipped on one of the slick objects and rolled into the hallway with a thud.

Brennan rubbed his head in pain and looked up when he heard a grunt. There, standing over him was a guard.

“What are you doing in the princess’s room” he questioned

Brennan sat there looking confused

“Never mind that, what are you doing here, you know what, you’re coming with me”

Before the guard could even think of reaching down, Brennan tripped him with a leg sweep and then elbow dropped his chest to knock the air out of him and then smashed his head to knock him out.

“Sorry bud but not tonight” he said

He looked around to see where he would hide him but couldn’t find anyplace. He felt bad about what he did so he decided to lay him on the pink bed in the room. He knew that wasn’t a master bedroom so he figured they might think he was sleeping on the job. He turned off the lights and closed the door. After the job he continued on not noticing the shadow that followed him.

His travels led him to a giant library full of more books than he would ever read in his lifetime. Since he liked to read, he decided to take a peek at some. He found one that caught his attention: “The Life and Spells of Starswirl the Bearded”, he always had a thing for magic so he read a little bit as he walked through the library. As he was reading he looked up and saw another book. “How to Touch the Right Places of Either Gender” After what he witnessed shortly before, Brennan just let out a grunt. “What the hell kind of castle is this??!!” he yelled to himself. Although he was irked the book was tempting. He fought himself but he saved the spot he was in, in the book and picked up the other one. He began to read and was embarrassed with himself for reading it.

He soon heard the sound of footsteps coming near. Thinking they found the guard, Brennan put the sensual book back and made his way to the giant window and got out in time before they entered the library. He started climbing so he would get out of their point of view. He noticed his journey inside almost took him to the top of the castle. “Oh cool, I bet it’s an awesome view up there” he thought.

Suddenly he felt the loss of control on his limbs and a blue aura engulfed his body. He was suddenly levitated upwards freaking out as it happened. He was taken to the top and tossed on the ground. “Holy mother of …” was all he could say before a tall figure leaped on top of him.

“Who are you and what are doing sneaking around the castle” she barked. Brennan was stunned at the authority in this what seemed to be feminine voice.

“I… um was…. trying… to find my way back??”

“YOU LIE I SAW WHAT YOU WERE DOING!!!”

She tossed him across the walkway and pounced on him again.

“NOW TELL ME THE TRUTH!!” she demanded, lightning coming from her horn ready to obliterate him.

Brennan was scared but yet at the same time turned on by her. So he told her his story, all of it leading up to this point leaving out certain things such as Applejack, the pink bed, and the book.

She got off of him and lent him a hand to get up.”So your one of the visitors my sister invited” she said

“Your sister… You must be Princess Luna then” said Brennan

“Pleasure to meet you…?”

“Brennan Bloodsworth”

“Weird name but okay Brennan, I’m sorry for attacking you.” Luna said

“It’s okay, you’re right I could have been anyone” said Brennan

Brennan took the time to look at her. She was tall for a girl but not giant, only slightly taller than him. Her skin was a midnight blue/purple and her hair resembled the night sky above them. She had what looked like a bib of some sort around her neck and her outfit complemented her dark look. Her eyes were aquamarine and she wore a necklace with a crescent moon on it. Let’s just say from his expression Brennan thought she was absolutely Beautiful.

“What’s that in your shirt” Luna said pointing to the bulge in his shirt.

“Um nothing” said Brennan

Luna gave him a stern look and quickly grabbed the book of Starswirl from him. “Taking property of the castle are we” she said

Brennan didn’t try to argue. “Yeah it interested me, I was going to return it later” he said

Luna just nodded. “It’s okay, after reading this for years I still find it exquisite” she said. She handed him the book back. “Take good care of it” she said

“Yes your highness” Brennan said bowing before her.

Luna smiled. “Might I get advanced information about who you are” she asked

“Sure” said Brennan and he told her all he knew about his world and his species. Luna was fascinated

“Wow your world is so similar to our world. My sister will love to hear this.”

Brennan smiled at her and she blushed a little.

“So I saw this game room earlier snooping around, was that her’s” he asked

“Oh Creator NO, that’s all mine, my sister playing video games?! That’ll be the day” said Luna

“So you’re a gamer that’s awesome” said Brennan

“OH YES indeed and you” she asked

“Definitely” said Brennan

They started to talk about video games such as Halo and Mass Effect and others as they looked out onto the view of nighttime Equestria. Their conversations lead to other topics such as books, music, and movies. They found they had a lot in common and enjoyed their time together.

“Wow you have to be the greatest, No absolute Best girl in the world or worlds should I say” said Brennan. Luna blushed deeply and it mixed in with her face well, making it adorable. Brennan did the same too but looked away and they sat there awhile.

“Thank you, you must get a lot of females where you’re from” said Luna ending the silence
Brennan curled up into a ball and looked out into the distance.
“Actually no, I’m not really a ladies’ man, if you get what I’m saying. I had a girlfriend once but it wasn’t the best relationship. Let’s just say it really sucked in the end” Brennan said hiding his face under his arms.

“You’re kidding, you’re a wonderful guy Brennan, how is that” said Luna

“Well what about you Luna, I’m sure you’ve had stallions begging at your hooves for you”

Luna did the same thing Brennan did when asked the question.

“Actually most of that goes to my sister, she gets all the attention” said Luna

“Your stallions must like boring mares then and they’re stupid for that, your amazing Luna”

This made Luna smile. “Thank you Brennan” she said

They sat in a moment of silence again.

“Well I guess you kissed someone before, being in a relationship then” said Luna

“Actually no, we didn’t” replied Brennan

This surprised Luna but she looked away avoiding eye contact with him.

“I’m guessing you haven’t either” said Brennan

Luna nodded silently

Brennan sighed and scooted next to her and hugged her. Luna was alarmed by the touch but his warmth calmed her
down. “It’s okay Luna there’s someone out there who’s dying to kiss and love you”

Luna put her arms around Brennan hugging him. “You’re the nicest guy I’ve ever met in my whole life” she said.
She was soft and felt delicate but strong in his arms. Brennan smiled and pulled her closer. They let the moment pass for a little while longer.

“Brennan?” Luna said

“Yes” Brennan said looking down

Their eyes met each others, each one thinking they possessed the universe. And that they were beautiful. Luna started to pull her mouth close to his and Brennan tensed up, not sure what to do but decided in the end he wanted it too. Their lips met softly and they pulled each other closer as they kissed. They kissed again and began to with a passion, sliding their hands across each other’s back, neck, hair and face. Luna pulled Brennan down onto the floor and they began to make out.

Brennan was in absolute heaven and he didn’t want to leave as he nipped Luna’s neck making her breath out a moan. Her curves were so perfect to him and her warmth was all he longed for. After a pause they looked at each other and knew exactly what each other were thinking. Luna pushed Brennan onto his back and she was about to take it to the next level when suddenly a voice rang out.

“Princess Luna are you up here…”

“Dammit, it’s the guards” said Luna

“That’s my cue to go, Princess” said Brennan getting up and jumping onto the edge of the tower.

“Wait!!” Luna cried as if it was the last time she would see him.

“Don’t worry we will see each other around” assured Brennan. He gave her a quick kiss on the cheek “Thanks for the evening Luna” he said about to leap. “Oh wait… that room with the Pink bed… is that yours?” he asked

Luna smiled awkwardly “Oh Creator NO, that’s my sister’s”

“……Oooookay” he said and with that he was off

“Princess Luna there you are, are you alright” said one of the guards approaching her

“Just enjoying the night” said Luna

“Not to be rude Princess but what’s with your hair and clothing” he said

Luna looked down and saw her ruffled self. “Oh… it… was… Just the midnight air blowing through here she said
awkwardly.

“I don’t feel it Princess” said the guard with a questionable look on his face

“Oh well… it went away awhile ago” she said

“Well there is someone sneaking around the castle so we need to get you to safety” he said.

“Oh no need I took care of that, thank you for your concern guards but I think I’ll walk myself to my room. Goodnight” Luna
said speeding off, leaving the confused guards on top of the castle.

Brennan eventually made his way down the castle and into his room, throwing the book on the bed. He nearly dropped it three times almost losing his life saving it. Brennan took of his shoes and got back into his hospital attire and plopped on the bed and sighed.

“So where you been man? Making out with a princess or something” said Greg from the new bed next to Brennan’s that he didn’t notice

Brennan jumped off his bed and nearly out the window. Luckily he had been surprised enough tonight to regain himself quickly. “Greg, how did you get in here” he asked

“Well I had my head worked on earlier, had some lunch, then just crashed in here. They said it was the same room as yours so I figured you’d be in here” Greg said

“How do you do the things you do man” asked Brennan

“I don’t know, I just function off of the amount of food in my stomach”

“Only you” Brennan said. He returned to his bed and put the book on his nightstand

“So what were you out doin bro” asked Greg

“I got bored from resting so I explored some of the castle and stuff”

“How’d that go for ya, get caught by any guards”

“Almost, I had to knock out one and put him in a room and I got away from a group of them coming back” said Brennan

“Sounds exciting, did you win the heart of a princess at the end of your journey noble sir” joked Greg

Luckily the room was dark besides the moonlight coming from the window so Greg couldn’t see Brennan turn crimson.
“Hahaha no that would have been awesome though” said Brennan

“Yeah it would, but I see you found the library though” said Greg who had been reading the Brennan’s book the whole time

“What the… How did you get that? Give it back!!”

“Well if you must know, I picked it up when you put it down and no you can’t have it because I’m reading it”

Brennan lunged at Greg trying to get the book from him. “Come on…. Dude…. that’s… not mine…” Brennan said tussling with Greg.

Greg noticed the mark and bump on Brennan’s face that he received from earlier encounters. “Dude you’re in a hospital and you managed to get yourself banged up. You should really take better care of yourself”

“I didn’t do that to myself. Now I’m serious about that book, you didn’t even ask” said Brennan

*Sigh* “Fine here” said Greg as he handed the book back, already halfway through it.

“Thank you” Brennan said and went to go back to his bed only to trip over Greg’s wheelchair and hit the side of the bed. It took everything in his power not to yell out accursed things.

“It’s just not your night for staying safe is it” asked Greg laughing at his friend

Brennan wanted to remark back but he couldn’t. He sighed. “Yeah I guess your right”

“Still, at least you found the library, my stomach kept me way too occupied today”

“So that’s it you ate. Nothing else special went on” Brennan said getting into his bed and opening the book to where he left off

“I never said nothing special happened”

“Oh so what did happen” Brennan asked with a surprise look, looking up from his book

“Well it all started when we got lunch”

-First Person Greg mode-

We went to the mess hall to get some food. I had to be wheeled in since I didn’t have the strength to stand. As we walked in I was bombarded with good smelling stuff.

“So what exactly do you want to eat” Twilight asked me

“No idea I’ll just have whatever you guys eat”. We ended up getting daffodil sandwiches and hayfries with water.

“That sounds disgusting” said Brennan

“It’s not bad actually” Greg told Brennan

I told them that humans don’t exactly eat flowers and hay.

“Then what do you guys eat” Twilight asked

Well as an omnivore we can eat fruits, vegetables, and meat. The girls stopped eating to stare at me in horror.

“M-m-m-meat!!” Fluttershy whispered

That’s when it dawned on me that they don’t eat meat being part pony. “Awww crap, sorry if I scared you, I won’t anyone here if that’s what you’re thinking, I’ll just eat this sandwich”. And with that I took a bite.

“Nice going, we’re probably going to be slayed by Celestia tomorrow. Although some of Fluttershy’s animal friends must eat meat at some point and that wasn’t that special” said Brennan interrupting Greg again

“I’m not done so shut up and listen” said Greg

After the first bite I realized that it was actually good so I kept eating.

“S-so you’re not going to eat anypony here” asked Twilight

“Nope I would never eat any of you…..” At that they visibly relaxed.

“So how’s your sandwich Greg” Pinkie asked me

“Really good I never thought of eating this stuff until now”

“Glad you like it” she said with her bubblegum smile

As the meal progressed Fluttershy and Twilight had to use the restroom leaving me with Pinky.
“Now you’re going to have to promise not to hurt him while we’re gone” Twilight told her

“Okie Dokie Lokie” she said to them

As they left she sat right on my lap and looked me in the eyes. Since the cafeteria was basically empty no one noticed. I was scared as hell dude. “Uhh Pinkie, why are you sitting on me” I asked her.

“Because you look like fun to sit on silly” she said getting closer to my face. Again I’m all like what’s going on, why is this going on, and is this really happening while I’m eating.

“Uhh Pinky what…”

-Shhhh-

She cut me short. “Don’t ruin the moment” she said and that’s all I’m telling you right now

“Whoa, look at Greg getting it on with the party pony. I’m so proud” Brennan said laughing. “But I thought you were all for Ms. Sparkle” he teased

“Shut up dude, it’s not like I expected this kind of thing to happen” said Greg

“Sure you didn’t. Says the guy who was a chick magnet in high school” said Brennan

“Don’t blame that on me, besides I was completely oblivious to it until you pointed it out”

“Uh huh okay buddy sure”

“Whatever, besides, you still gotta explain why you smell like women’s perfume” said Greg

Brennan just froze. “What are you talking about? You didn’t ask me that”

“No but I can smell it. So it looks like my joke was true, you were getting it in with the Princess”

“No I wasn’t. It’s probably from Rainbow Dash or one of the girls from helping me around”

“Dude you have a terrible poker face, I can see right through you”

Brennan again, was stunned. “How can you see me when we’re in the dark?!” he said

“Don’t question it, not to mention you’re next to the window with the moonlight shining through. Soooo… you know”

Brennan looked around his surroundings. “What… How did I get here? Wasn’t I over there?”

“Your bed is next to the window dude” said Greg

“You switched my bed!! How the… who…the… Oh for the love of Luna I give up” said Brennan

“Oh so it was Princess Luna you were getting busy with” said Greg with a smirk on his face

Brennan let out a stream of words that were so uncalled for, even for a mature story into his pillow.

“Dude no need to worry I got your back. No one will know that you made out with a princess and knocked out a guard” assured Greg

“Uh huh not like I heard that one before” said Brennan sarcastically

“Not my fault you told someone that wasn’t me that one time. I keep secrets” said Greg

“Whatever I just give up” said Brennan

Brennan reached for the book on his bed, “Azarath Metrion Zinthos” he said and the book was enveloped in a magical
aura and he motioned his hand and the book disappeared.

“Quit showing off your magic skills man. The more you use them, the more likely the girls will find out.” Greg warned

“And you said it was a dumb idea to get that Teen Titans book on “How to Use Magic like Raven”. Luckily that Starswirl book taught me some stuff too” said Brennan proudly

“Whatever”

“Hey don’t get mad because you didn’t get any powers”

“I never said I didn’t get any powers. You just assumed that I didn’t and I never told you about it” said Greg

“Whatever you don’t have powers because that spell book was destroyed after I read it a long time ago” said Brennan thinking he won

“That so?” said Greg and suddenly things in the room started to float around

“You stole my book and somehow got through my magic lock spell didn’t you” said Brennan

“You know me so well”

“Well good sir. I’ve got only one thing left to say then…… MAGIC DUEL!!!!!

Author's Note

SURPRISE!!, Ch. 4 is here sooner thany you though. We jeust wanted to tease you a little before realeasing it. The note in Ch 3 does still concern future chapters sadley.
Hope you enjoy and thanks for Reading

Stay Pinkie Bronies!!!!

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