* A Few Hours Later

Greg finally awakens. As he opens his eyes he hopes to God that a horse is not on top of him. He is disappointed. He looks around to see what is near him to get the horse of but finds nothing. So he uses his last resort. With the help of his ancestral cotton picking strength, he manages to throw the horse across the room into the wall.
Fluttershy let's out a small cry, as Greg flees the scene.
He finds himself running the road towards Twilight's house. In the back of his mind he ponders, "Damn, I think Brennan owes me a soda".

*Sweet Apple Acres

The melodies of the birds filled the crisp apple farm air as the warm sunlight soared over Brennan's eyes causing him to stir slightly and awaken. As his eyes adjusted to the now brightly lit room, he felt a jolt of pain on the left side of his face, which caused him to stop moving any farther and slam his eyes shut in reaction. He would of let out a cry of pain if not for what was before his eyes. The elegant southern gown that covered the orange mare from last night was now hanging limply off her shoulders revealing two adorably freckled furry breasts, inches away from his face.

"Shit, the gown must have fallen while she tossed around in her sleep". he thought

A few moments passed as he failed to move

"Okay I can look away now, I've had my fun" he said to himself in slight disgust of his own pervertedness.

"OW! Dammit why does my head hurt so much"

Brennan rubbed the tender sore spot on his head trying to ease the pain but to no success. He tried to remember what caused it but could only remember Applejack walking in with that dress. He tried not to think anymore because it hurt his head.
He decided to get up and head out believing he had overstayed his welcome, but also because of fear that Big Mac would just walk in and misunderstand the situation again. Also maybe to find Greg, it was the day of their party after all.
Brennan got dressed as quietly as he could, packed his things, and covered the still sleeping applejack with the top sheets, making sure she was comfortable and turned to leave. The soft childish "choos" that were Applejack's snores caused him to look back briefly at her innocent status and crack a small smile before leaving.

* Twilight's House

Not seeing Greg around town, Brennan decided that Greg would possibly in two places, Fluttershy's cottage from last night or Twilight's house. Thinking that Greg most likely did not stay long at Fluttershy's, he assumed Twilight's would be the best choice and headed there.
Twilight sits in her favorite chair reading as usual, enjoying the nice quiet morning, when Greg bursts through the door, shirtless and sparkling from the morning dew. Twilight would have instinctively be taken back by the sudden interruption, if it wasn't for the glistening morning Greg, that stood before her.

"Hey... I need some clothes" Greg said panting, the dew droplets slowly gliding down his chiseled chest

The purple fur of twilight has now turned into a deep violet as she points to a closet which contains Greg's clothes. Greg slowly walks over, leaving a trail of sparkling dew with each step, his fro holding the droplets perfectly, creating a prism like effect of the sun rays causing him to be even more radiant.
As Greg puts on his clothes ending the glorious show he looks over to Twilight.

"It's really wet outside you know" straight faced as ever

Spike lets out a chuckle and nudges Twilight

" That's not the only thing that's wet right now, am I right" he says looking Twilight dead in the face

As Brennan approaches the tree house a loud crash of broken glass litters the ground, taking with it the familiar small purple dragon as spike pebbles across the ground and finally stops face first by Brennan's feet.

"I don't even want to know" he says shrugging off what he just saw as he knocks on the broken doorframe and enters.
"I assume my earth buddy is here" Brennan asks entering the living room

Twilight, still sitting in her chair, turns slowly towards him.

"He's...In the kit- kitchen making coffee" she stutters pointing in said direction, her hand covered in dragon blood

"Okay thanks, sorry about the mess" Brennan says as he heads to kitchen

"She was about to make a bigger mess anyway" said a faint voice off in the distance
Brennan entered the kitchen to see his friend making a giant ass pot of coffee.

"Dude, why did you not use the door"
"
I did" said Greg with a smile on his face as he continued to make more coffee

"Greg you don't need that much coffee"

"Someone's gonna have a massive hangover and is going to need this more than me"

"Wait what"?

"Don't worry about it" he says completing his fifth pot of coffee. "Not gonna lie four of those pots are for me but someone's gonna need this fifth pot".

"Um ex- excuse me" said an all too familiar shy voice

Greg tenses as he slowly turns to said voice.

"I feel funny, um, can I..." she says stopping mid sentence

Greg smacks Brennan's arm "Give Her The Coffee"!!

"What"?

"GIVE HER THE COFFEE"! he yells drinking the four pots of coffee as he jumps out the kitchen window and climbs up the treehouse.

"Coffee sounds...nice" Fluttershy says in sputters

"Um okay" Brennan says as he pours her a cup and hands it to her.

Fluttershy takes one sip and face plants on the coffee table.

"Um are you drunk"?

"Not anymore" she says confidently into the table

"Damn that's some strong ass coffee"

*Later

Brennan and Greg are walking in the woods to Pinkie's secret cabin.

"I don't know why the girls are trying to make this such a special occasion. This is just a get together right?" Brennan said to Greg

"I guess so"

The sudden sound of heavy bass points them towards the direction of the wooden cabin, lit with lights and surrounded by large groups of Ponyville folk.

"Yeah definitely a small get together" they both say sarcastically

Pinkie Pie suddenly rushes from the house all giddy and bubbly as usual as she attack hugs them both and then immedialty pulls a giant megaphone from her mane.

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSS"!!

The crowd turns and the music stops.

"IT"S DEEEEEEEEM BOOOYYYYS!!!"

"OH SHIT WADDUP!!" the crowd replies.

The music resumes and the boys are carried thru the crowd to the house much to their confusion. As they land infront of the door Greg is shaken up real bad.

"Yo whats wrong Greg" Brennan asks

"So many hands touching my ass. One of them squeezed" Greg said in horror

Pinkie instinctively handed Greg a soda who took it and immediately felt better, forgetting the tragedies that happened to his behind.

After of couple of greets from some of the pony folk from town, Pinkie takes the boys to a table in the middle of the room where the rest of the mane six are. As the night wears thin, they are having a good time making bad jokes, telling old embarrassing stories (not the boys just the girls), one of which being about Rarity going thru Canterlot and Ponyville with a roll of toilet paper stuck between her fat ass and no one telling her.

"Hahaha you do have a big ass" laughed Applejack

"Me having a big ass has nothing to do with such an atrocity honey" Rarity stammered with a death stare

The group is trying to contain themselves before their insides burst from laughter. No one is able to speak for a few seconds. Then everything is awkwardly silent as everyone looks around towards each other.

"Whelp time to drink more cider" Rainbow Dash yelled barely able to grab another mug.

"Wait, Applejack. Your brother makes the cider here right" Brennan asked

"Damn straight, sugarcube. Best in the land"

"Hmm no wonder Dashie likes it so much, I wonder what the secret ingredient is that's got her so hooked" Brennan sneered

Rainbow Dash turned immediately, slamming her mug and sharply replied "You Cheeky Dickwaffle. You just mad, cus you can't get it"

Brennan was taken back a bit by this

"Or your just mad cus I won't give it" he snapped back

Dash just jumps across the table and just drags that fucker outside no joke we swear to you. The girls all just laugh, letting out cheers and whoops as Greg sits quietly hoping he won't share the same fate.

*The Cold Ass Ground

Flesh met with cold packed snow as Brennan was slammed into the ground outside the cabin. A pissed off and drunk Rainbow Dash sat dominantly above him.

"Ow what the fuck was that" he yelled at her

A fist to the face answered his question as her hot breath blew now in his somewhat bloody face. Ponies were still outside but didn't seem to pay the scuffle no attention. Brennan squirmed to break free but the cyan pony was stronger than she seemed.

"Let me go dammit, you've made your point" he said squirming

"No, fuck you, I'm tired of your shit. From day one you've treated me like shit for no reason and I'm sick of the bullying" she stammered

"Well I could say the same thing princess" he spat back

"Don't call me that pussybitch"

"Well excuuse me"

"Seriously I wish you just didn't exist or at least never came here"

"Well I did not really have a say in that now did I wondercunt"

"Shut up"

"As soon as you get off me I will"

The two struggled and fought for fifteen minutes before their bodies gave out and the lay in the snow panting and sweating. Rainbow's grip had loosened and now to any passerby it would appear that Brennan was holding her lovingly, her head resting on his chest.

"So what you beat on me, now you want to lay on me"

"Shut up I can't move and everything is spinning"

"Well don't drink so much sperm soda next time then"

"You're disgusting, go die"

"I just might if I stay like this much longer. Bleh, just the sight of you on me makes me wanna hurl"

"Sure it does, that's why you're poking me right now aren't you"

"As if. In your dreams flatboard"

Rainbow gripped him slowly to produce a small yelp.

"So then this isn't yours"

"Ow, the fuck, stop that" he said clawing at her

"Well is it yours or not"

"It hurts like hell so what do you think"

"Hmm it doesn't seem like it so no" she said tightening her grip

"Dammit Dash stop it"

*Party House

"You know what this party needs ya'll? Some competition" Applejack declared

"Yeah Let's do this" shouted Pinkie

"I'm in" agreed Rarity

Greg zones back in to the conversation

"I'm sorry whats going on" he asks

Applejack goes behind the drink bar and pulls out a special keg of some sorts and places it on the table.

"Is that more cider" Greg asks

"Sure is but the special kind" winks Applejack

"That's just juice right ?"

"...Suure" Applejack says as she pours a mug and offers it to Greg

"Thanks" Greg says as he gulps it down

"That's the spirit" Applejack cheers. "Okay so who's ready to get their hind quarters handed to them on a silver platter"
Greg immediately zones back out.

"I don't know girls seems we've had too much tonight" Twilight said concerned

"Oh Twilight, we're fine, come on relax and have a little fun. Besides Greg just gulped one down so he's in. Plus if you join in, well, maybe-" Pinkie Pie whispers the rest into Twilight's ear.

Twilight's ears flicker and her darkened face darkens even more.

"Okay I'm in" she announces

Greg zones back in.

He begins to notice that his cider had a peculiar aftertaste.

"Wait no, that tasted like-"

Greg notices Fluttershy stumbles to the table and begins to fidget.

"Alcohol"

That is when Greg notices the reality of the situation.

"They're drinking, shit. This is worse than I thought"

Greg looks over into the crowd

"I could of swear that guy was wearing pants a second ago! What happened to her top?!"

Greg noticed the floor was covered in panties. The voices grew too powerful, Greg could process this but he decided to flee. As he ran something hit him in the back, which him caused him to run faster letting out a screech as he burst thru the window.

*Outside again

"Okay fine it's mine, but it doesn't mean you had anything to do about it" Brennan said ashamed

"Oh I'm sure dipshit, orange seems to be more your color" she replied

Brennan was caught off by this

"Wait, what did you say"?

"Oh please its not like anyone can't tell, you make it so obvious"

Brennan grew a deep blush, he couldn't speak anymore. He felt Rainbow fidget, his manhood still in her grip but suddenly he felt her hair and looked up. Her magenta eyes lazily stared back into his eyes. Her warm breath inches from his lips. His heart began to beat faster, his body froze. He could not believe she was making him act this way. Rainbow moved closer to him, her mouth next to his ear.

"But why can't it be me" she whispers

Brennan tries to process this as she moves back and edges closer to his lips but then he hears a loud scream. Suddenly Rainbow is off of him and he seems to be flying thru the woods. He feels an arm around him and he looks up to see a fear stricken Greg.

"What?"

"No time for questions we gotta go" demanded Greg

"Go Where"

"Don't worry about it but we can't go home"

"Wait what"

"No don't worry it's all gonna okay"

"No why are we on a unicycle?"

Author's Note

Guess who's back!? Nice to see everyone again hope you enjoy the magic. Also we have another chapter that's on it's way real soon we promise or you can just hate us or kill us or both. We might be back for awhile maybe, maybe not but we appreciate your continued support of whatever this is that we've created. We'll finish this eventually we swear>

Stay Pinkie Bronies
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