I came. I didn’t want to, but I had to, and apparently Fluttershy’s potion also imbued her with the skill to perform the best—and only, pony blowjob I’ve ever had. I prefer to go with that explanation because the alternative was that she was always that good at fellatio. I apologized in my head to the two or three human girls who had given me one before, as they had just gotten outdone by a flying pony. This speculation only reached my thoughts after the emotional trauma of having been forced into bestiality by a pegasus high on the weirdest aphrodisiac anyone has ever seen.

Perhaps I should go back a in time a bit. It’s easy to get ahead of myself when trying to rush through the most awkward time I’ve ever been aroused.

Twilight and I were still dragging Fluttershy along in her magic bubble as we scoured Ponyville for the last ingredient we needed for the cure-all that would finally return this butterfly-butt back to her normal self.

“We need WHAT!?” I yelled, startling nearby birds.

“Stop being so loud,” Twilight rubbed her ears, “I just said the last ingredient is called ‘seedomale’, but I’ve never heard of any plant or fruit like that. The book says we need it fresh, too.”

“That’s because it’s not a fruit. You need to break down the word. Seedomale,” I said, hoping Twilight would understand. A raised eyebrow told me she was still drawing a blank.

“Seedomale,” I repeated, “Seed o’ male. Seed of male. The seed of a male. The last ingredient is some guy’s jizz!” Fluttershy smirked, and Twilight’s face contorted into one of pure disgust.

“Sweet Celestia, you’ve got to be kidding me! She’s got to drink that?”

“You told me that the book said the last ingredient in any cure-all potion is related to the potion it’s countering. Well, that happens to be the ingredient specific to the Whoa Nelly.”

“Well I’d like to know what stallion would be crazy enough to just give us some.” Twilight said.

“I wouldn’t.” I retorted.

“Who says it’s got to come from a pony?” Fluttershy spoke up. She appeared to be enjoying watching Twilight and I retch at our revelation of what the last ingredient was.

“Oh, no,” I waved my hands, sensing where this was going, “Someone else is gonna do this one. I couldn’t even think of doing anything like that here in Equestria.”

“You don’t have to have sex with anypony,” Twilight pointed out, “You can, y’know, get it out yourself, right?”

“True, but I couldn’t even think of pleasuring myself in a land full of ponies. It would be all I could think about!”

“Then go ahead and think about it,” Fluttershy licked her lips, “If you can’t do it, I will.” As uncomfortable as it made both Twilight and I, the three of us knew this was happening one way or another,

“Let’s go back to the library,” Twilight sighed, “I’ll get the brew going in the basement while you two… get to know each other.”

We returned to the Ponyville library where Twilight sent Spike away on a very long list of menial tasks to avoid any unnecessary awkward conversations. She retrieved a cauldron from storage and levitated it downstairs with the rest of the ingredients, save for the one still dormant in my loins. Wordlessly she smirked as she disappeared into the basement.

Yeah, just wait until you have to jack a guy off to save Equestria or something, princess, I thought. I was so distracted I had forgotten that Fluttershy had been released from her bubble and wasted no time getting at my pants the second Twilight’s tail was out of sight.

“Let’s see what we’re working with here,” Fluttershy said, undoing the button on my fly and unzipping it with dexterity I didn’t think was possible with hooves. Of course, I was flaccid. Zero action was happening down below, which seemed to disappoint the out-of-her-mind yellow pegasus for a brief moment.

“I sure hope you’re a grower,” she chortled in her small voice.

“Quiet, you,” I quipped right back. Fluttershy got to work. I was expecting hooves to be remarkably uncomfortable handling my junk, but as she began to stroke I noticed they were surprisingly soft. Soft and smooth. In my confusion I guessed that pony hooves were selectively hard, soft, dexterous, or rigid, depending on what the task at hand was. If only I could say the same about my penis.

No, it wasn’t unresponsive—on the contrary. The sensation of Fluttershy’s hooves got me pretty hard nearly instantly. Whatever she was doing, she knew how to do it well. For the sake of the little remaining innocence I attributed to this world, I hoped that this skill came from the effects of the potion and not Fluttershy’s prior experience. In retrospect, even if it was the potion that made her a sex-expert, it would still crush the innocence in the fact that a potion that made you awesome at sex existed in Equestria.

As if in attempt to rein in a beast that had suddenly awoken, Fluttershy took my member with both hooves to steady it, and immediately plunged her mouth over it.

“Holy crap!” I gasped, a cry that only got Fluttershy’s attention enough to look up at me, see that she was apparently doing a good job, and then work harder at her task. I would be lying if I said that I didn’t try to hold it in longer just to experience Fluttershy’s tongue and hooves for just a moment more. And one moment more did I last. Fluttershy used her mouth as a receptacle for my cum before then depositing it in the beaker that Twilight had set aside earlier. She got a stray drop for herself before licking her lips again and declaring,

“Now that wasn’t so bad, was it?” I could only nod in response. We took the beaker down to Twilight who was stirring the brew. She looked up and saw that the extraction was successful,

“Ew,” she said, “All right, go ahead and pour it in. It should react right away and turn white.”

“Really? White?”

“Hey, I didn’t write the recipe.” Fluttershy had almost taken a sip of our last ingredient before I snatched the beaker away from her and poured its contents into the mix. The liquid bubbled and steamed for a moment before resting in a milky white color, like Twilight had said. The alicorn then levitated an empty bottle and scooped some of the antidote out of the cauldron and floated it over to Fluttershy.

“Drink up,” I said, “I’m sure I’m not the only one who wants the old you back as soon as possible.”

“But I’m not thirsty,” Fluttershy said smarmily, knowing full well we knew what she was referring to.

“DRINK.” Twilight demanded. Fluttershy downed the bottle in one gulp and promptly collapsed. Assured that the antidote had done its work, Twilight and I sighed the biggest sigh of the day. After a short silence,

“You mouth-fucked a pony—”

“Shut up.”

The Element of Kindness was out for most of the evening. Luna’s moon was high in the sky by the time she came to. Twilight and I were reading by candlelight waiting for her to awake.

“What happened? Am I cured?” Fluttershy asked.

“I’m pretty sure you are,” Twilight assured her, “Why not have Argent take you home? You two are so close, after all.”

“What does she mean by—”

“Nothing, Flutters. Let’s go.” I quickly whisked her out of the house.

Our commute back to Fluttershy’s cottage was mainly silent. The occasional night-strolling pony would say hi. Berry Punch stumbled out of a bar we passed only to start laughing hysterically when she spotted Fluttershy. A few fireflies distracted us as we passed the creek coming up to her place.

“I’m so, so sorry for causing you so much trouble today, Argent. I hope you can forgive me,” Fluttershy spoke up as we arrived at her door.

“Hey, we do things we regret sometimes. The best thing we can do about them is learn from our mistakes so we don’t do them again. Or at least research potions more before we make them,” I shrugged. Fluttershy nodded and pushed open her door.

“Oh, Argent? You know how I was going in and out of being myself and the, uh, ‘other’ me?” I nodded.

“Well, I do remember some of the stuff that happened and, uh, when we were at Twilight’s earlier, well… Let’s just say there was a point where I was more myself than you thought I was. Goodnight!” The door slammed, and I stood as still as the creek for a good ten minutes contemplating my day.

“I think I’ll stay away from Equestria for a while.”

END.

Author's Note

Argent saves the day! Kind of... Y-yay...?