It just isn’t Carrot Top’s lucky day. First, she has an existential crisis. Then the doctor tells her she only has weeks to live. Finally, she accidentally robs the Ponyville Bank. What can a mild-mannered carrot farmer do, having nothing to lose and armed with more money than she could ever hope to spend? Well, in this case she decides it’s high time she fulfilled her wildest dreams – but when happy-go-lucky Lyra Heartstrings joins the journey, things don’t go exactly as planned...

//Rated Teen for innuendos and several adult references, but contains no explicit material able to disturb minor readers.//