Replacements

by Patric12345

Rating: mature
Tags: Alternate Universe, Anthro, Romance
Length: 3541

What if the elements of harmony as we know them weren't the main six? What if Celestia had been sealed instead of Luna? We may never know.

The elements of harmony are infact not the mane six!

Trixie replaces Twilight as the Princesses Student but Celestia isn't the Princess (You could have guessed that.)

Hunter an earth pony gifted in the ability to survive in the forest and take care of the creatures there first hand she replaces Fluttershy as the element of Kindness.

Courier is a package delivery expert and a part time inventor he replaces Applejack as the element of Honesty.

Lightning Dust replaces Rainbow Dash as the element of Loyalty.

Fiery Forge is the a master smith and the forge master in Ponyville she will be replacing Rarity as the Element of Generosity.

Pinkie will be remaining as the Element of Laughter.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-14 03:15:26 UTC

Crash Landing

“OH SWEET MERCIFUL LUNA I’M LATE!” I screamed as I scaled the clock tower. As I got to the top I prepared to leap off of it. And I did but before I hit the ground I rolled and when I got up I ran when I saw the cart in front of me I slide under it... I didn’t see the mare before it was too late.

“TRIXIE WATCH OUT!” A little dragon beside her yelled as I slide into her.

“AGH!” She yelled as I slide into her.

Great.... I stopped moving entirely and got up. I then helped her to her feet, “Sorry about that I didn’t see you there before I began the slide...”

“Sorry? SORRY!?!?! YOU ALMOST KILLED ME!” She screamed.

“Almost? I....” Wow I felt horrible about it now. It was an accident.

“Trixie it was an accident....” The dragon said again.

“Fine... Fine...  But I need to get this done!” She said.

“Sorry about holding you up I’m in a hurry to get this package delivered....” I said to Trixie.

“Package? You don’t look like a mail pony....” She began.

“Nope... I’m not! I’m a free runner. I deliver packages and such that the Mail delivery won’t.” I said.

“Like what?” She questioned as she walked beside me.

“Like.... well this for example. It’s a book of advanced magical spells.. And I was told to get it to a pony named... Well I was told to get it to you.” I said handing it to her.

“I was wondering why... Wait I ordered this a day ago.... It wasn’t supposed to arrive for a...” She began.

“Month? Yeah. I like being early.” I said.

“So then... What’s your name?” She asked.

“Well I would say you two first but I already know your name.”

“Oh this is my assistant Talon.”

“I hate that name why couldn’t you name me Spike?” Talon asked.

“Because... I don’t know why....” She answered, “It just slipped my mind to name you something like that....”

“Well than.... My name’s Courier. I’m a delivery man and a small time inventor. Hey maybe later I could get you to meet Fire, Hunter and Lightning...”

“Well that’d be nice if you could get me to Hunter I do have to check on how the music is coming along. And I also have to meet Lightning Dust.... But whose Fire?”

“She’s the smith in town. She’s a really great pony to know. But being that you have to meet both Hunter and Lightning I could direct you to Applejack’s and Rarity’s.”

“That’d be great I also have to meet....”

“I can guess don’t worry you’ll meet her soon enough if you haven’t already. So how about along the way I give you a small tour and maybe tomorrow I can give you the full tour of town?”

“That’d be nice....”

“Trix we don’t have time to make a Stallion friend we have to check up on the Summer Sun Celebration!” Talon said impatiently.

“Yeah...” Trixie said.

“Wait... You’re Princess Luna’s personal student?” I questioned.

“Yes I am. Why don’t I look like it?” Trixie asked.

“Well I don’t think there is a certain look. Isn’t it more about magical Prowess?”

“Yes it is. But how would you know.”

Great... Screw my truthful nature.... “I kind of..... maybe.....”

She saw the look on my face and blushed, “So I have a fan?”

“Yeah...” I said blushing, “How about I take you to meet Applejack first. That may take the longest. And I bet you are hungry.”

“Why would you say that?”

“Just wait. The family reunion is in full swing today.” I said showing them towards Sweet Apple Acres.

“Wait... How did you know what was in the package without opening it.” She asked me.

“I can show you later. No I will show you later. It’s something I invented. All it does is allow me to scan the package for it’s contents. And I kinda saw it was a book and I pieced together what it was by... Umm....” I really didn’t want to continue.

“By seeing it was for me?” Trixie finished for me.

“Yeah. Now lets get there I maybe able to miss the drinking contest. With the other Apples... That never ends well... Last time I woke up tied to a pole... Nude... in the center of town.... during a busier day...”

“Ha that sounds like a fun time.”

Oh boy... Now I have to tell the full story, “Another time perhaps. But for now lets get to Sweet Apple Acres.” I said moving onward they followed behind me.

Apples and A Dress

As we arrived we were greeted by both Applejack and her brother Big Mac, “Hello to ya Coury!” Applejack said to me.

“Mornin’ Applejack.” I said shaking her hand.

“Mornin’ Courier” Big Mac said to me.

“Morning Big Mac.” I said back.

“Um... So you are the Apple Family?” Trixie questioned.

Applejack laughed a bit, “Nah we’re only a part of the family! Come one both of ya how about ya join us for brunch?”

“Sure!” I said happily.

“I don’t see why not... I mean I do have to test to see if the food is...” Trixie said.

“Come on then!” Applejack shouted leading us off towards where her family was situated but I got removed from the group by Big Mac.

“Come on Ah want a rematch...” Big Mac said to me.

“You’re on!” I said racing him to the barn. I was greeted with the sight of SOOOOOO MUCH HARD CIDER! No! I promised to show Trixie around.... “Sorry I can’t... at least not now... Maybe tomorrow after I get done showing Trixie around town....”

“Ah come on... Alright then no hard cider! I challenge ya to a chug off!” Big Mac stated.

“Bring it!” I replied, “Anyone else wanna join?”

About five other Apples joined in, Braeburn, Apple Cinnamon, Apple Split, Bushel, and Red Delicious were among them.

Another Apple took the place of Judge, “OKAY I want a fair match! No cheating! No beating on each other and NO SLAPPING GLASSES!”

We all agreed to the rules.

“Good then we will begin in 3... 2... 1... GO!”

We began to chug the regular cider after a few more rounds it was down to me and Big Mac, “Still think you can beat me?”

“You ain’t no Apple!” He stated.

Oh but the other Apples were eliminated.”Okay say whatever you might but I’m going to win!”

Just before the final round began both Applejack and Trixie walked into the barn.

“What in tarnation are you two doin?” Applejack questioned.

I looked at the empty barrels of cider and said simply, “Having a chug off wanna join?”

Big Mac stared me down.

“Sure!” Applejack said jumping in.

“Oookay! We begin this round in 3.... 2.... 1.... GO!”

I began to chug my barrel. But then it began to come right back up. I dropped the barrel and leaned over and puked out the contents of my stomach.

“Ohhh It looks like Courier is out! Better luck next time.”

I wiped my mouth off with a rag that somepony gave to me, “I think we should leave before I join in on anything else.”

“Yeah we should.... and...” Trixie began to say.

“I won before and Big Mac wanted a rematch. That’s about it... except last time...”

“You got tied to a pole?” Trixie laughed.

“No I went streaking through town. But....” I said when I was cut off by the laughter that surrounded me.

Trixie stopped laughing for a minute and said, “How about we...” She picked up laughing again.

“Okay follow me...” I need to keep my mouth shut.

We eventually made it out, “Sorry.... sorry...”

“Go ahead get it out.”

“I already did....”

“Well next is Rarity.....”

“You don’t sound too happy to be seeing her.”

“I’m not. Last time I got stuck in there for close to eight hours because she didn’t like the way I dressed.” I sighed.

“Well I actually think your current look suits you....” Trixie began she then stepped closer to me.

Woah..... this can’t be happening, “Um... before this can happen you’d have to talk with Lightning.... She is MY herd master....”

“Oh...”

“Just go for the stomach that’ll drop her really quickly...”

Trixie looked at me with a slight smile, “I’ll try...”

Talon scoffed, “Knock it off you two it’s making me sick.”

I snickered at Talons remark.

We eventually arrived at the Carousel Boutique. My most hated place in all of Ponyville.

“Here we are. The Carousel Boutique.” I began to say.

“Ah there you are Courier...” Rarity said inviting us inside, “Oh and who’s this mare with you?”

“Well my name is Trixie...” Trixie replied.

“OH! You don’t... You couldn’t.... I mean not with that look!” Rarity began before she hauled Trixie into another room.

“I’d hate to leave her like this but... I don’t want to be next.” I said solemnly. I knew she would be in there for an hour or two. So that gave me enough time to visit Fiery beforehand. “I’ll be back before she’s out...”

I got up and walked out of the Boutique. I knew what I had to do. It’s been awhile since I spent any serious time alone with Fiery and she was sure to get pissed. I had one option. And only one. I had to get her behind the forge itself so I could.... Pleasure her to the degree she wanted. It’s going to get hot back there quite quickly. I already found out... that she is the slickest out of my herd of five now? Yeah five. Lightning, Hunter, Derpy, Fiery, and Pinkie.

Heated Iron

(WARNING CLOP)

Courier arrived at the back side of the forge within a few minutes of leaving the boutique. As he did he made sure to flip the sign to ‘Closed’.

“Okay this order is almost finished,” Fiery said.

Good she hasn’t noticed me yet. Courier thought. He came up behind Fiery and pulled her back.

“Wha!” She said but she was cut off when he began to assault her. She cried, “Ah! Coury wha..” She was cut off again when he kissed her. I was waiting for SOOO long for this! Bring it I’m ready for you! Fiery thought.

She’s really going forward with this... I really am lucky. He thought as she began to feel him up, groping him all over. He then began to strip her, but decided only to go for her pants since it’d be too hard to explain if she was fully nude. As he finished he realised she wasn’t wearing any panties, Damn, she’s already not fully clothed....

Fiery slowly stripped Courier and felt his already erect cock against her hand, Time to play... She thought as she grabbed his cock and began to stroke him slowly.

DAMN WHY NOW? He thought as she was stroking him. He proceeded to tear her hand away and position himself right into position. “I hope your ready Fiery...”

“Do it! Rut me!!”

“With pleasure...” He replied as he thrust into her already dripping marehood. “Ah... It’s so tight!”

“You’re....*she moans for several seconds*  you’re so big.... I’ve... I’ve been *gasp* NEEDING THIS!” She moaned.

They got into a slow rhythm. After a few more minutes Fiery felt her first orgasam closing in, “FASTER!” She moaned.

He complied and began to rut her harder but he followed up with something she didn’t expect. A solid kiss.

Now their bodies met at two points. Inside her mouth their tongues fought for control and inside her marehood he was ramming her. She couldn’t take it anymore. Her breath quickened and she felt her mind go numb. She came hard and almost fainted because of the pleasure.

He felt her squeeze in on his cock and couldn’t take it himself... He came. And with that, they stopped.

“Mmmm... Thank you Courier... You do know how to take care of me....” She began to say as she noticed he was still hard, “Not now sweetie... I have to take care of this...”

At that moment he didn’t care. He grabbed her flank and pulled her right in, “Im going in dry.... Prepare for the worst....” He said as he positioned himself right against her flank. He slowly began to grind against it.

“Ah... NO!” She screamed as he penetrated deeply.

FUCK ME, BAD IDEA! He mentally screamed as she clenched down hard on his cock. He was too deep in to pull out without some damage. And he wouldn’t allow that.

“PULL OUT!”

He began to pull out, but thrust right back in.

She moaned. Oh sweet Luna this feels oddly great.

He continued with a slow and steady rhythm. She eventually began to loosen her chokehold.

Her breath quickened again. OH YES, THIS FEELS SOOOO GOOD!

This is even tighter then... ah.... I’m close....

They came at the same time.

She shrieked in complete ecstasy, the likes of which she had never experienced before.

“That was so good...”

“Yes... It was.” She said grabbing ahold of him and snuggling up against him.

“Whew, it’s hot in here. A lot hotter then when we started.”

“We are always... passionate... when we get into it....”

He wrapped his arms around her and hugged her, “I wish I could stay... But I’m giving the Princess’ student a tour and she has to meet...”

“Lightning, Hunter and Pinkie? Good luck with that... But it’s alright, I have to get back to work too... I hope we can do this again sometime soon....”

“I wouldn’t mind doing this again tomorrow.... But how about not on the floor...”

She laughed and kissed him, “Okay then Free-runner. Good luck with that tour. And good luck with Lightning...”

Herd Master

I arrived back at the Boutique just in time.

“And here is the new and improved Trixie!” Rarity exclaimed.

I had to force the laughter back. That didn’t work too well, “That *snicker* that looks” I burst out laughing SHE LOOKED RIDICULOUS!

“Laugh it up....” Trixie stated blandly.

“Sorry... sorry....” I said.

“Hm... I think it looks good...” Rarity stated.

“Well it’s not really... me...” Trixie responded.

Talon woke up then. He just made this worse, “HAHAHA YOU LOOK SO RIDICULOUS!”

Trixie looked like she was about to kill Talon.

“It isn’t that bad....” Rarity said hopefully.

“Come on then. Bring your clothes we have a little bit of time to kill.” I said walking back outside.

Trixie followed behind me with Talon bringing up the rear, “So what have you been doing for this hour?”

I mentally froze, “Um... seeing a friend.” That was the partial truth. I may have just had some public sex, and brought one of the mares in my herd to a climax through anal. Not much. It may happen with us sometime soon.

“Oh and who was this friend?”

“Fiery Forge. She’s.... one of my....”

“She’s one of the other mares?”

“Yeah.... she is....”

“I won’t ask anymore... But....”

“Hey. You can find out when you meet her. First you can.... change at my house. Right this way.” I said leading them to my house.

“So this is it?” She questioned looking at my non-extravagant two story house.

“Yeah. I call it home so thats what it is to me.”

“I didn’t mean it like that...”

“Yes you did and you didn’t mean it offensively. So none has been taken since none was given.”

“So can we go in?” Talon asked.

“Sure.” I said leading them inside, “You can use the bathroom or guest room to change.” I said showing Trixie to the guest room.

“Thanks.” She said walking into the room and closing the door behind herself.

I shrugged and walked into my room and was greeted with a full view of Lightning Dust just laying there peacefully asleep in my bed. Just laying there.... I silently shut the door behind myself and slipped beside her. I whispered to her, “Hey Lightning it’s time to get up.”

She muttered something.

I knew in order to get her up I had to get her off. So I slid one hand down her thigh and right to her marehood.

She moaned quietly as I began to grope her, “Mmmm. Coury don’t stop *moan* I’m loving this *gasp*”

“I know you are... but I have a guest over....” I stopped for a moment and in the heat of the moment licked the fingers I had just been using to grope her and kissed her. During that kiss I picked up where I left off.

“Ah!” She moaned. I could feel her tremble. She was always easy to get off when she just woke up. She moaned again this time a little more frantically. She came right after that.

She panted, “Fine I’ll get up but... we have to continue this later.”

“I agree....” I kissed Lightning again, “But for now please get dressed she wanted to meet you personally.”

“She?” Lightning questioned, “Oh so another mare to be added who is she?”

“Trixie.” I stated.

“Let me meet her. I may not want to fight for *cough* your honor *cough*.” She smiled.

“Haha just get ready. I’ll meet you downstairs.” I responded. My honor. I have enough. I really don’t need you to fight any more mares. After you got entirely humiliated by Derpy.

“Okay ‘big’ man.... I’ll meet you downstairs... don’t get started without me....”

I smiled and got up out of bed. Just as I left my room Trixie walked out of the guest room. “Okay so who’s next?”

“Lightning... She’ll be out in a few minutes. She just woke up.” I replied casually.

“She just woke up? Why was she sleeping so late?”

“I really don’t know.”

We made it downstairs without anything else happening.

I motioned for them to sit, “Do either of you want anything while we wait for Lightning to join us?”

“Um I’ll have water please.” Trixie said.

“Yeah me too.” Talon said.

I went back into the kitchen and got them both their drinks and placed it in front of them before going back in myself to grab a soda.

As I came back in Trixie seemed tense, “What’s wrong?”

“No... nothing....” She said. Oh great she could hear Lightning.

“Well it isn’t nothing....” I said, “So if you want to tell....” I was cut off by the surprise of her lunging and me.

She kissed me with a passion that was only met by the sex I had less than an hour ago with Fiery.

I rolled with it. I couldn’t see Talon but I bet he was thinking, ‘What the heck?’

She broke away just before Lightning came down, her face had become a deep scarlet. “Sorry... I couldn’t keep myself from doing that anymore....”

“From doing what? With MY Stallion?” Lightning questioned with a smile.

“Kiss...” Trixie began.

“Honest. I like that. Now...” Lightning began when she noticed Talon, “You're okay... Just keep the dragon away from me...”

Oh yeah Lightning is scared of dragons. He could be of use then... Some time away could be helpful for me.

“Okay!” Trixie said happily as she kissed me again.

“WOAH WOAH! Not just yet!” Lightning laughed, “Save that for the bed!”

“WHAT!” Talon yelled, “EVEN YOU ACCEPT THIS?”

“It is common around him. Without us every mare in town would be attempting to have him mount them!”

“Why?” Talon questioned.

Again Trixie broke away.

“He is the hardest stallion in town to get anywhere with. He’s always doing SOMETHING beyond just working or sex.” Lightning replied.

“Oh Lightning since you are the weather pony shouldn’t you get to work?” Trixie asked as she let go of me.

“Already done. It doesn’t take me that long to get dressed.” Lightning replied with a slight smile.

“And why not?” Trixie asked her.

“None of them wear any form of underwear.” I stated, “Well except Derpy.”

“I want to meet the entire herd....” Trixie said to me.

“Well you’ll meet Hunter by the end of the day. Same with Pinkie. Derpy and Fiery are iffy with new mares.” I said, “I highly doubt that any of them won’t like you. Fiery was just in a foul mood last time I introduced her to a mare...”

“What happened?”

“I had to spend a month in the hospital. She shattered my rib cage.”

“....”

“She is really evil when she gets neglected for over a few days. So that won’t happen. Derpy is easy to get along with. Just accept the muffin if it gets offered. Even if you aren’t hungry. ACCEPT IT!”

“Okay....”

Lightning already left.

“Well that went well... Time to get you to Hunter’s.”

“How long will that take?”

“A few minutes. Why?”

“YOU’RE MINE TONIGHT!”

Oh great. Her first time with me will be full of fiery sex fueled by lust. Fun. I hope I don’t end up scaring her with... my size. “Okay.”

“Do I get a say in it?” Talon asked.

“Not really. I do have some excellent sleeping pills that will help.” I replied.

“Fine.” Talon replied.

I shook my head and led them outside.