Gaming Online

by Xx-Sniper_Masters-xX

Rating: teen
Tags: Main 6, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Random, Shining Armor, Princess Celestia
Length: 6446

Luna's try at MW3 is full of rage, failures, and epic final killcams. Will she get through? Or will she end up utterly failing? Check this story to find out!

Luna's try at MW3 is full of rage, failures, and epic final killcams. Will she get through? Or will she end up utterly failing? Check this story to find out!
YES THE PLAYERS IN THE STORY ARE REAL FOR PS3

Do you hate Call of Duty? THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE YOU FUCKING MORON?!

Published 2013-07-27 01:20:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-16 19:36:52 UTC

Campaign first? Screw it multiplayer goes first!

As Luna turned on the console she saw the intro to the game... And found it quite amusing.

"Pfft wars don't start by the will of a single man and it's pony! NOT MAN." Luna said to the TV

Just as the menu came up Celestia poked her head in to check on her sister.

"Luna! I heard you got a new game! What is it?" Celestia asked

"MW3" Luna simply said

"What does MW3 stand for?" Celestia asked

"Well from what I saw in the intro I think it's Modern Warfare 3!" Luna said

Celestia just stared at the TV.

"So... CAN I PLAY?" Celestia excitedly

"You can buy it at Gamecorner for 60 bits!" Luna said

"REALLY?! I'm going there now!!!" Celestia said

Next thing Luna knew Celestia was gone in an instant.

'Ha ha... good thing the Clerk got extras...' Luna thought to herself.

"Alright... hm... campaign or multiplayer? lets see eenie, meenie, minee, mo. Multiplayer it is!" Luna said

Luna by now was ready to burst with excitement when suddenly a notice came up.

WARNING
WE HIGHLY SUGGEST YOU PLAY CAMPAIGN FIRST
OR ELSE YOU WILL NOT GET USED TO THE GAME.
WILL YOU STILL CONTINUE?
YES NO

"OF COURSE I'M GOING TO CONTINUE!" Luna yelled.

*10 minutes later*

"Ok... maybe i should've played campaign first..." Luna said as she REPEATEDLY DIED.

Turns out the other team was using PP90M1 customs and Luna stood no chance at level 1. The players on her team were complaining that the other team was hacking. Then Luna got shot in the face with a 44. Magnum. (LOL)

Then the game ended with a score of 125 to 200

Scoreboard: DOMINATION
SAS
[RP77]Spazed-OUT-921 20 kills 1 assist 11 deaths score 2020
[RP77]the-BAD_BEAST05 18 kills 2 assists 5 deaths score 1850
[RP77]Avalon_Triq 11 kills 4 assists 4 deaths score 1180
The_Swift_Lunar_Alicorn 1 kill 49 assists 50 deaths score 1080
[RP77]omgcookiesx5 10 kills 0 assist 1 death score 1000
[RP77]xX77RPyne77Xx 9 kills 5 assists 6 deaths score 900

(not showing spetsnaz cause I'm too lazy to add names lol)

"That was just pure luck!" Luna said

"No that was just you SUCKING AT THE GAME!" Spazed-OUT-921 yelled in the mic

"I DON'T SUCK" Luna yelled back

"LOOK AT THE NUMBER OF DEATHS YOU IDIOT" yelled THE-BAD_BEAST05

Indeed she did suck for her K/D was 1 kill 49 assists 50 deaths.

"But.. But... THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE IN THE SLIGHTEST WAY!" Luna yelled

"BUT IT IS AND YOU GOT KILLED AS THE FINAL KILL" yelled Avalon_Triq

Luna remembered her being shot in the face when she died...

"THIS JUST PROVES YOUR A SORE LOSER THEN!!!" Luna screamed

*Rage Quit*

"UGH IF I HAD MY HOOFS ON THEM I WOULD TEAR THEM TO SHREDS!!!" Luna screamed again.

(message received)
Sent to The_Swift_Lunar_Alicorn
From Spazed-OUT-921
Subject YOU SUCK BALLS

"WHAT THE HECK! WHAT'S WITH THIS STALLION?!" Luna screamed

Luna checked the message

"...If you think I'm a sore loser then come battle me in ground war with your clan oh wait YOU DON'T HAVE ONE HAH HAH NOOB BATTLE ME WHEN YOUR READY."

Luna just threw the controller on the ground "HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING CELESTIA I'M GOING TO FINDING YOU RIGHT NOW AND KILL YOU!" Luna screamed again

Then Luna just got ready for the battle ahead

Author's Note

Lol just Lol everypony gets mw3 next chapter :epicface:
Spazed-OUT-921 is my account don't worry this is not how i act it's how my friends act LOL
i think it's chapter 3 where she starts recruiting ponies... FOR GROUND WAR :D don't worry there'll be search and destroy as well! (in chapter 4)

One does not simply recruit ponies!

Later that day Online...

".....There message sent! Geez that was a pain in the ass..." Luna said partially tired

In Celestia's quarters

*BOOP*

"Oh? and who sent me that message?" Celestia wondered out loud

(message received)
Sent to: The_Solar_Eclipse
From: The_Swift_Lunar_Alicorn
Subject: Game Invite

"...I would like you to join my party... Sounds fine to me!" Then Celestia accepted the invite

*The_Solar_Eclipse has joined the party*

"Hey Sis you invited me for something?" ask Celestia

"Yea, I wanted to ask you... WILL YOU JOIN MY CLAN?" pleaded Luna

"Sure!" and Celestia typed in the clan name [????]

"So... is anyone else going to join?" ask Celestia

"Yep! they should be here in 3... 2... 1..."

And just like that 7 more players joined the party

"Hello fellow ponies!" Luna cheered

"What up Players!" said Rainbow Dash

"YAY! PARTIES" screamed Pinkie Pie

"Alright so when will we start... here........ what the WHY IS THERE 9 OF US?!" complained Shining Armor

"WELCOME EVERYONE! Now Shining don't worry we shall enjoy some Ground War! Oh, don't forget to join the clan." said Luna

"But your only level 1!" Said Shining Armor as he inserted the clan name

"Like my level has anything to do with game modes!" Luna said as she went to go to ground war

When Luna pressed the the button to go the Ground War nothing happened.

"What? Surely this was just lag." Luna said calmly

She tried again but nothing happened

"Just forget it you haven't unlocked Ground War yet" Shining armor advised

"FINE! We'll just go to Team Deathmatch" Luna said

"Uhh a team is 6 players, there is 9 OF US. 3 will gotta stay back." Said Celestia

"Me, Pinkie and Twilight can stay back we're already level 80" said Rainbow

"Alright. OK TEAM LISTEN UP. WE ARE GOING TO TRAIN ALL THE WAY TO LEVEL 80 EVERYPONY ALREADY LEVEL 80 CAN LEAVE THE PARTY UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. IS THAT CLEAR?" asked Luna

"WE UNDERSTAND!" said everypony

And with that Luna and the others (except Pinkie, Twilight and Rainbow) went off to Team Deathmatch

TEAM

[????]The_Swift_Lunar_Alicorn (Luna) level 1
[????]The_Solar_Eclipse (Celestia) level 1
[????]Xx-Shining_Aura-xX (Shining Armor) level 40
[????]~Golden-Apples~ (Applejack) level 30
[????]Animal-Saver (Fluttershy) level 33
[????]The-Diamond-of-Hope (Rarity) level 38
off-duty [????]Maximum~Rainbow (Rainbow Dash) level 80
off-duty [????]Party-All-Day (Pinkie Pie) level 80
off-duty [????]Infinite_Reader (Twilight) level 80

Author's Note

now if you say that there's more talk than description remember this is my FIRST STORY only got writing experience from the other stories on here. it took me awhile to chose their PM3 names..... sorry if it isn't long but this was a recruiting chapter it's never usually long :P BUT! game is long so yah :D

Prestige levels will be shown soon

TDM, Search and Destroy and 1 angry Alicorn

(FROM NOW ON THEY WILL USE THEIR PM3 NAMES SO DON'T SAY NAMES ARE WRONG)
(they'll only use short versions of each others names)

As Lunar's team went into the Team Deathmatch lobby they actually saw 1 of the RP77 clan. At least that was what they thought... turns out it was just one of those FaZe people... Luna never understood why they would call themselves that...
But before she could figure it out the game has already started. She remembered the votes...

Seatown 1 vote

Dome 11 votes

So the map was Dome... Lunar could handle this... If she knew all the hiding spots on the map...

"Alright I've known all the info about this from size to hiding spots... anyone need some help?" ask Shining

"ME AND SOLAR WOULD LIKE TO KNOW SOME TACTICS" said Lunar

"...Anyone else?" said Shining ignoring Solar and Lunar

"...umm... I think i would like to know... Hope and Golden too..." said Animal

"Alright I'll sent all 3 of you the information" said Shining STILL ignoring Solar and Lunar

"Now that's just plain mean Shining..." said Solar

"Pfft you gotta be level 10 or higher for this information!" said Shining

"I'LL SEND YOU TO THE MOON IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THAT INFO" Solar said

"Bah... alright here's what we have to do..."

*2 MINUTES LATER*

"LOOK OUT RPG!" Shining yelled as everyone ducked for cover

The game was (obviously) 2 minutes in and it wasn't going so well for Lunar and the others

"Come on... Come on... YES! YES! YEEEEEEEEES! I DID IT! I GOT THE REAPER!!!" Yelled one of the players from the enemy team

Announcer: ENEMY AGM ONLINE! SHOOT IT OUT OF THE SKY!

"What???" Lunar looked up and sure enough there was a uav above firing missiles at them. Shining was the first to get killed.

"DAMN IT I'M ALWAYS THE FIRST ONE DEAD"

Then time went on and their team was losing horribly when a miracle happened.
The whole entire enemy team timed out. Causing Lunar's team to win from enemy forfeit.

"That was such a fail... Haaaaa....." Shining said

"...HEY! I'm a level 5 now!" said Lunar

"AWW YEAH!" Solar was also level 5

MEANWHILE WITH PARTY, READER, AND RAINBOW

"So what do you wanna play?" Rainbow asked

"How bout' some Search and Destroy?" Reader suggested

"How about you Party?" Rainbow asked

"SEARCH AND DESTROY!!!" Party Said loudly in the mic

"Alright Search and Destroy it is!" Rainbow said as all 3 went to SnD

Back With The Team...

"Ba da ba ba dap ba dap ba dap ba da ba ba da-" Lunar was cut off before she could finish

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" yelled one of the people in the lobby

"Haters gonna Hate!" Shining said laughing

"GO FUCK YOURSELF BITCH!" yelled one of the players again

"MUTE HA HA HA HA HA SUCKA" Yelled Shining

"Ah' think your starting to let this game get into your head Shining." Golden said

"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT?"

"Well whenever you die you rage like crazy"

"PFFT YOU WISH!" As you listened in the background you could hear Cadence in the distance

"Shining! Dinner!"

"Ah crap, be right back!" Shining said as he put down his mic to join Cadence

If you listened closely to the mic in the background though you could hear an argument about dry salads and no mayonnaise... Everypony just laughed at this.

"L! O! L! Oh Shoot! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!" Lunar said

As they waited for the game to start you could hear Shining's and Cadence's argument...

"Why was this salad dry?!" Shining said

"DUH! To teach a lesson to you about not being addicted to games! If I hadn't told you to come to the dining room for dinner you would've stayed on the PM3 all the way to midnight!" Cadence said

"Forget this I'm joining this next game and I CAN'T miss it." You could hear Shining moving closer to the mic

"OH NO WAY MISTER! YOU HAVE HAD ENOUGH GAMES TODAY! NOW CLEAN THAT MESS YOU MADE IN THE DINING ROOM!" Cadence Yelled

"NOOOOOO-" the mic was then turned off and Shining disconnected from the game

Xx-Shining_Aura-xX has left the lobby

This just made everyone else laugh even harder

"WHAT A FAIL!" Said Solar

"...DAMN IT NOW WE'RE SHORT ONE PLAYER!" Lunar yelled

But just as Lunar said that a British came into the lobby. The only thing the Ponies heard the player say was... Bloody Hell...

Meanwhile in Search and Destroy

"HOLY CRAP! NO SCOPE HEADSHOT! NO SCOPE HEADSHOT!" yelled Rainbow as she got the final kill

"Look!!!!! IT'S SO LEGIT WOO! LIKE A BOSS!"

"DANG THAT IS GOING INTO MY VAULT!" Reader Yelled

"GODDAMN IT! COME ON GUYS LETS BAIL!" said one of the enemy team members

And just like that the who entire enemy team left the game leaving Rainbow's team to win by forfeit

"What a rager..."

BACK WITH LUNAR'S TEAM

"BLOODY HELL HACKS!"

"Um... Lunar?" Hope asked

"Hmm... Yes?" Lunar listened to what Hope was going to say

"Can we leave? This pony is creeping me out..."

"Ah' agree, all he says is Bloody Hell." Golden said

"Please don't say that Golden." Animal pleaded

"Alright" Lunar was about to leave when she heard the British player say something

"BLOODY HELL PONIES ARE FOR GODDAMN CHILDREN!"

"PISS OFF" Lunar yelled before leaving

"Seriously? You HAD to say piss." Solar said to Lunar

"Meh"

Nopony said anything after that...

BONUS VIDEO!

Author's Note

*shivers at the word Bloody Hell* why did i put that in? -3-
I think level 13 is when Ground War is unlocked right? if it is next chapter shall be Ground War the beginning :D

Team Juggernaut

As Lunar and the others joined the lobby they saw another clan except with JUGG for the clan tag

"Hey look guys some losers are ready for the beating of their life!" said one of the JUGG members

"Nice, fresh meat!" the second JUGG member chuckled at his own joke

Animal just gagged at the thought of meat.

"Ha Ha I'm just kidding we aren't that type of ponies." said the second JUGG member

"How about an introduction?" Lunar asked

"Sure. My name is CaptheKing."

Then she asked for the name of the second member

"Well they call me tnt"

"That guy below tnt is go_to_bungee and below him is Gongshow Chef and below him is...." and Cap just kept going on until he reached the final member.

"So is that good enough?" Cap asked

"Yah Pretty much" Lunar replied

"Your lucky, not many people are introduced to my team by the way i told you. Mostly it's by PWNAGE AND PAIN!" Cap said

"Oh Sheet. I Just LOVE this map!" Lunar said as she voted for Terminal

Votes

Mission Domination 0 votes

Terminal Team Deathmatch 18 votes

"YES! He He Perfect for noob tubing" Shining said

"Really Shining..." Solar just frowned at the thought of a member noob tubing. It would make their reputation look bad

"Don't worry I'm good at aiming! said Shining

"Sure..." Solar then trailed off when she noticed something

"Hey if your clan tag is JUGG does that mean you use the Juggernaut pointstreak? Solar asked

"Righty-o!" Cap said

"Pfft we'll destroy you before you even get a kill!" boasted Rainbow

"Challenge Accepted." and just like that the game started up

The JUGG clan was on the Spetsnaz team while the ???? clan stuck with Delta

"Hm... Hey does any member here have an RPG class?" Lunar wanted to know just in case the enemy team did get a Juggernaut

Everypony gave a yes for an answer.

"Alright just checking."

*3 minutes in the game*

"HA! I KNEW IT! YOU GOT 0 SCORE AND WE GOT 9100 SCORE! HA!" Rainbow boasted again

"Rainbow overconfidence will lead to failure." Reader advised

"Yeah right like i believe in that cr-" but she was cut off when she was killed

"NOOO I WAS 1 KILL AWAY FROM A M.O.A.B.!!!! OH MY CELESTIA!"

"Wow didn't see that coming" Hope said

Then soon after the team died over and over again all the way until the score was 9100 to 9900

"HA! ONE MORE KILL AND WE WIN!" Bungee yelled

"Calm your balls Bungee we still need to call in our Assault Juggernaut Suits" Cap said

"Oh yeah" and then the announcer came up and said the same thing 9 times

Announcer: Enemy has Juggernaut

"Damn it that was unexpected..." Rainbow just felt real annoyed that they dominated them in such a short time

"Hm... Oh! THAT'S IT! Everypony over here!" Lunar motioned everypony to go towards the burger town

"Ok I have an idea." Lunar said

"Then spit it out already!" Shining said

"Who has Predator Missile?" Lunar asked

"Oh uh... that would be me." Hope said

"Alright now everyone EXCEPT Hope kill yourself." Lunar advised

"What?! Why?" Shining said now irritated

"Change your classes to RPG and I'll tell you the plan." Lunar said

"Fine but you better have a good plan." Shortly after everypony except Hope suicided

"Ok here is the plan. It seems Team JUGG Is staying in a group and I noticed that Juggs are weak to missiles. So Hope will stay in Burger Town for Predator control while we spread out and find a spot where we can kill the 9 Juggs from a distance."

"Alright, let's do this!" Shining said

*30 seconds later*

~I'm in position Lunar~

~Me too~

~Alright let's wait for them to come out of the plane~

"Cap I don't see anything! Where are they?" said tnt

"Don't worry we'll find them. Ha Ha Ha Ha..."

~Alright Hope soften them up~

~Roger that~

Just then a Predator Missile was called in and it was aiming for the 9 Juggernauts

"Crap! Look out!" just as the missile hit 1 Juggernaut died while the other 8 sustained major damage

"SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!" Rainbow yelled as she fired the RPG along with 7 others

And just like that The JUGGS were defeated and Lunar's Team won 10000 to 9900.

"Alright! We won! WOOT! And look! an EPIC RPG kill!!!" Rainbow yelled enthusiastically

"Man we lost... oh well there's always next time... Good Game!" Cap said

"Thanks! You were awesome opponents to battle!" Lunar said

"Anytime." and like that Cap and his team left the lobby

"So what now?" Golden asked

"I think we had enough fun for today..." Lunar said as she turned off the mic and the console.

Author's Note

YEA! The Final Battle Is Still coming! Who will win Team ???? or Team RP77? time will tell...

Team Hype

(ok the players in this chapters are not real i just ran out of names to use)

*The Next Day*

As Lunar turned on the PM3 she noticed she received a message while she was offline.
As Lunar checked the message it was from someone else she did NOT know.

From: Hype_Snare
To: The_Swift_Lunar_Alicorn
Subject: Challenge Me!

"Hm...So I heard you beat my rival with rocket launchers...Pathetic. I have a challenge for you but it is NOT in Ground War. We'll quickscope in private match. When you join invite your members and I'll invite mine. You win the challenge if 1 of your members get the first place position." Lunar read it again to make sure she did NOT see quickscope in the message.

Sure enough she did. Lunar remembered the last time she quickscoped... she lost 350 to 1500.

"Alright I accept your challenge..." So Lunar sent a reply to Snare for the invite

*1 minute later*

From: Hype_Snare
To: The_Swift_Lunar_Alicorn
Subject: Game Invite

"Took you long enough....." As Lunar joined the lobby she noticed 9 other members that had Hype in their name.

"Alright don't forget to invite your members." Snare said

"I know." as Lunar sent all the invites Solar was the first member to join

"Hey sis! So wanna play some.....are we quickscoping?" from the tone of Solar's voice you could tell she was irritated

"We-" was all Lunar said before the rest of the gang joined

"Alright! Time to destroy some suckers!" Rainbow just ignored the fact that they were in a Private Match

"Please don't tell me were quickscoping..." Shining pleaded

"...Yes we're quickscoping... BUT! we're only quickscoping b/c we were challenged."

"Damn challenges." and just like that the game started

"Ha Ha i put all the default classes to sniper rifles and blocked custom classes." Snare said

"Yea I see that." Rainbow said with a glum voice

"LET THE SNIPING COMMENCE!"

Announcer: Free For All. Trust no one

"Alright I can do this..." as Lunar went ahead the announcer came up again

Announcer: We've lost the lead!

"Pfft easy as crap." Shining said as he took the lead

"This is why I hate quickscoping... IT'S NOT A SKILL!" Rainbow complained

"That's it your going to get it now!" Snare was mad now he knew no one was allowed to make fun of quickscoping

"Oh really? What are you going to do? Destroy all of us in one minute?" Rainbow said sarcastically

*1 minute later*

"Me and my big mouth..."

"No shit"

Snare was already at 1450 while others were at 500-600

"Wow he's at 29 kills and he hasn't even died yet..." Lunar said

"Oh crap I think he just got the M.O.A.B." Rainbow just imagined what it would be like to die from a M.O.A.B as the final kill

"SOMEONE DON'T LET HIM CALL IN TH-" But it was too late. Snare already called in the M.O.A.B

"LIKE A BOSS!" and so Snare won the game for his team while Lunar's time lost...

"Dang it... well there's always next time..."

The_Swift_Lunar_Alicorn has left the game

"DON'T EVER MAKE FUN OF QUICKSCOPING! YOU HEAR ME?!" Snare warned everyone

"Fine...."

*Thus the final battle is coming soon... only one more clan to battle and the final battle will start*

BONUS VIDEO

Author's Note

The reason why i have bonus videos up is b/c some the videos i like sometimes need to be added...*chapter 9 is final chapter*

Can't touch this

*yawn* "Damn I'm too tired to go on the PM3... wonder what the others are up too..." said Lunar as she went back to sleep

"Where's Lunar? She's Late!" Shining tried inviting her again but she didn't join at all

"Uh...Shining I think Lunar is offline..." Golden said when she checked the friends list

"Damn... now we gotta do this without Lunar... oh well... Solar you'll be the temporary leader." Shining said

"What? Why?"

"Because you're Lunar's sister."

".....Fine..."

*Later that day*

"Alright lets do thi-"

*The_Swift_Lunar_Alicorn is online*

"LUNAR'S ONLINE! LUNAR'S ONLINE!" Solar yelled

"INVITE HER THEN!" Shining was pretty much annoyed by that point

"Nah. She needs a break. For now."

"FINE!"

*Later*

Announcer: Friendly AGM Online

Reaper

"What the how did you?" Solar was confused it was only 30 seconds in the game

"I got it that fast because I AM AWESOME!" Shining was now probably praying that nobody killed him while he was using the Reaper.

*AC-130 Ready for Launch*

AC-130

Announcer: Friendly AC-130 in the air

"LIKE A BOSS!" *Fires 105mm round at 5 enemies*

"What the F-" *Explodes*

*Osprey Gunner Ready for Launch*

Osprey Gunner

"HA HA! AWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"

Announcer: Friendly Osprey Gunner Inbound

"1 KILL, 2 KILLS, 3 KILLS, 4! I STILL NEED TO KILL 5 MORE!" Shining was now freaking out

*Care Packages*
Assault Drone
Assault Juggernaut
Pave Low

"YEA GET SUM!"

*Reaper ready for Launch*

"Wow! Shining is on fire!" Golden was shocked with awe from the epicness

Maximum~Rainbow "BEST MATCH EVER!"
Assault Drone
Drone

The_Solar_Eclipse "EAT TEH BULLETS!"
Juggernaut
Jugg

Animal_Saver "Uh..Heh... um... Yay?"
Pave Low
Pave low

Announcer: We're winning this battle! Keep going!

"CHECKING SCOREBOARD"

Ground War Domination Winning 150 to 56

Xx-Shining_Aura-xX 26 kills (and counting) 0 deaths 2600 score
The_Solar_Eclipse 14 kills 2 deaths 1750 score
Maximum~Rainbow 17 kills 1 death 1700 score
Party-All-Day 16 kills 5 deaths 1650 score
Animal-Saver 11 kills 3 deaths 1500 score
The_Diamond_Of_Hope 13 kills 1300 score
~Golden-Apples~ 10 kills 1000 score
Infinite_Reader 6 kills 600 score

"Dang it I need some kills" Reader was annoyed since she was on the bottom

Announcer: Friendly EMP. They're electronics are offline.

Party-All-Day "Ha! Epic win!"
EMP
EMP

Announcer: Escort Airdrop on the way

Maximum~Rainbows "Free Packages! Come and get them!"
Escort Airdrop
Escort Airdrop

"Man I wish Lunar was here..." Solar was disappointed that Lunar had to miss this game.

"What's the status on Lunar?"

"It seems her recruits are doing very well. Our scouts are gathering as much information as possible."

"Ha Ha good. Then her team is worthy... Send the Challenge. We got some destruction to do."

Author's Note

Chapter short? don't care Rp77 chapter will be longer

The Final Battle: RP77

*shoots Magnum*

"Weakling..."

"What the hell dude!"

"What?"

"You just killed an innocent man!"

*makes Yao Ming face*

"Bitch please."

*Shoots guy in head*

"LUNAR!" Shining couldn't keep his excitement in

"What is it Shining?" Lunar was already busy with something

"YOU MISSED THE ...best game ... ever....HOW ARE YOU LEVEL 80 ALREADY?!" Shining was shocked

"Hacks." was all Lunar said

*Facehoof*

"Hey, can I tell you all something?" Lunar asked

"Sure." Rainbow wanted to hear what she wanted to say

*takes a deep breath*

"The reason why you are in this clan. Is because another clan challenged me a long time ago."

*Silence*

"Well... that clan is RP77... When I lost horribly in a game... the leader sent me a message... it said to battle him when I have my own clan..."

"Well then why don't you battle them now?" Hope asked

"I dunno..."

Message Received

From: Spazed_OUT_921
To: The_Swift_Lunar_Alicorn
Subject: Game Invite

"...He invited me..."

*Silence*

"...I would like you to join my lobby. Bring your clan members with you. I'll be waiting..." Lunar just sighed at this

"C'mon Lunar lets destroy them!" Solar said

"You don't understand. His friends are unstoppable. One of them is a sniping pro. Another is an ACR killer. One more is a sniper with dead on accuracy. And the others are just way too good to beat." Lunar was really nervous now

"Don't worry. We'll take care of them. As long as you battle with us that is." Golden said

"If it wasn't for you we wouldn't have gotten so far! Lunar you are an awesome leader! You can beat this clan!" Animal urged

"Wow. Those words coming from your mic... makes me feel better! Thanks!" Lunar was confident again and now she was ready to take on RP77

"This is it. The final battle. Let's do this!" Lunar said as she accepted the invite

"Sir. We've gathered enough information about the members."

"Well then say it!"

"Well the Animal person will stop fighting is a chicken hostage is involved. The Hope person will stop fighting is there is something shiny. The Golden person will stop if you blow up a tree with a frag. The Shining person will stop if you keep killing him. That Reader person will stop if you shoot a book. That Rainbow person will stop if you say you hate rainbows.
That Solar person will stop if you shoot the sun. And finally The Lunar person will stop if... actually we don't know..."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW?!"

"Well...Lunar wasn't in the game that time..."

"That's it! You're out of the group!"

"Wait!"

*shoots guy in head*

Back with Lunar

"Phew. LETS DO THIS."

*Accept invite*

"Yo that's a pile of cr-"

"Hello!" Lunar said cheerfully

"Oh hiya. So what I was say-"

"SILENCE! I KILL YOU."

"eep."

"Welcome Lunar. We've been expecting you."

"I know. Looks like we're doing infected. Ha."

"You Accept?"

"Yeah. But I need my clan to decide which 5 players will join."

*Smirk*

'This is going to be too easy'

"Okay so Lunar sent me a message saying that only 5 of us will join her." Solar wanted to send the best

"I VOLUNTEER!" Yelled Shining

"ME TOO!" Yelled Rainbow

"I would love to go!" Said Hope

"Hey! Don't forget me!" Said Golden

"Hm...." Solar couldn't decide if she should go too or let someone else go

"Don't worry Solar. You can do this!" Reader said

"Thank you." Solar said as she joined Lunar's game

"IMMA FIRIN MA LAZAR! BLARGH!"

"LOL! Good one!"

"Hey it says gullible on the ceiling."

"Oh so it does - and you stole my gun."

"OH WAIT I GOT ONE!"

"Wanna know how SLENDER was born?"

"Sure"

"Ok BAD_BEAST and I already practiced so we will do it."

"So true Avalon." Said BAD_BEAST

"Ok alright alright. Nice Hat."

"Thanks!"

"I was being sarcastic."

"Well I stole your face!"

*facehoof*

"OH MAN GOOD ONE!"

As everyone else was laughing at their own jokes Lunar was still waiting for her teammates to join.

"What the heck is taking so long?"

And just like that 5 other members joined

"Hey Lunar!"

"Hey Spaz. Looks like the reinforcements are here!" Avalon laughed at his own joke

"Dude now is not the time" you could tell Spaz was serious from the tone of his voice.

"Aw what? Infected?" Rainbow HATED Infected just as much as quickscoping

"As long as there is no sniper rifles I'm good." Shining said

"GOOD IDEA!" And like that Spaz changed the weapons from ACR to MSR

"My God, you're so stupid." Said Xplodingbomb

"Heh...Um...Oops?"

*CLIFFHANGER* You'll find more out on in 1 month!

JUST KIDDING

As the match started Lunar prayed that she would not be the first one infected.

"The first team to have ALL their members infected loses." said Spaz

"Agreed" said Lunar

*10 seconds in the match a person is infected*

"Man it's always me!" Complained Xplodingbomb

*knife*

Maximum~Rainbow
Infected!

"NOOOOOO! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!"

*knife*

Avalon_Triq
Infected!

"DAMN IT!"

*knife*

Xx-Shining_Aura-xX
Infected!

"Meh."

As time went on the members kept infecting each other until Spaz and Lunar were the only ones left.

"Come on! Die already!" Spaz was annoyed that the team didn't reach Lunar yet

"NEVER!" Lunar just kept sniping and Sniping

*knife*

"NO!"

Spazed_OUT_921
Infected!

Time limit reached
The_Swift_Lunar_Alicorn
Survived!

"WAHOO! LIKE A BOSS!"

"NOOOO! Grr..... You win this time but next time I WILL BE VICTORIOUS!"

"Shut yer trap!"

"eep!"

*and thus Lunar won the game for her team. Unfortunately Lunar had to leave for her job was finished. All we know is that Lunar was a great leader*

CONTINUE TO The Afterstory: Campaign?
YES? NO?

Free video

Author's Note

Afterstory cancelled it failed moderation... So I'm deciding to make a new story called Stranded. *If you watch the Syfy channel and seen this series then you should know what happens* It'll be done in 5 weeks. (1 chapter per week)

Don't you dare hurt the chickens! (bonus chapter)

Have you ever wondered what would happen if chickens were taken hostage? Nothing right? Well not today!

*Saturday*
"Hum dee dum..." Animal was looking at the flowers killing the enemies as they tried to kill her

She overheard a fight in the mic at the other end of the map (Seatown)

"I'm going to kill them! I'M GOING TO KILL THE CHICKENS! I'M KILLING THEM!"

"DON'T HURT THOSE CHICKENS! NOOO *shot*"

"Not the chickens!" Animal then rushed over to the other end of the map killing everything in her path that dared to harm her.

"STAY AWAY FROM THE CHICKENS!" *Shoots guy in the head with shotgun*

"Are you okay?"

*bawk bawk baKAAAA* *Dies*

"NOOOOOO!" *Headshotted*

So that's pretty much about what would happen if Animal was involved.

Author's Note

Bonus chapters are not allowed to be long. Not unless you have an idea for one.

WHAT THE F- *Boom* (bonus chapter)

WHAT THE F- *Boom* (bonus chapter)

Pretty much a normal day if you are in a match without booby trapped packages. Right? Not today.

"Hey looky here some idiot forgot to take his care package." Rainbow went up to the package

"Wow skipped a Juggernaut... Such an idiot." As Rainbow took the package constant beeps were heard

"WHAT THE F-" *boom*

"HA HA! Who's the idiot now?!"

"Gr... go fuck yourself."

"Woah we got a badass over here! NOT"

"Just shut the fuck up."

"Aw... Little filly want it's bottle?"

*Rage quit*

Wanna listen to a good song? click this link. *lower volume* (will be on repeat)

Author's Note

Has this happen to anyone?

For your enjoyment and laughs. Click this chapter

Not really a chapter people er... ponies. Just a hilarious video of reactions to failing and getting the M.O.A.B

Author's Note

LOL

Snipe? Check. Throwing Knife? Check.

"Hey Luna! Look at this video."

"What? What is so important on this video that I had to stop playing MW3?"

"This video I found. Also you should start sniping."

"Wow... How do they pull it off?"

"I don't know but they're skilled. You need to snipe more."

"Sure."

*5 minutes later*

*Luna comes back into the room screaming*

"CELESTIA I JUST GO 6 KILLS WITH THE SNIPER BY QUICKSCOPING!"

"YOU DID?!"

*both start screaming*

"Okay I'm going back."

"Alright."

*10 minutes later*

*Luna comes back into the room AGAIN*

"CELESTIA I JUST GOT A THROWING KNIFE KILL ACROSS THE MAP!"

"YOU DID?!"

(We can all see where this is going.)

*both start screaming AGAIN*

"Whoa Deja Vu."

"Really?"

"Yeah..."

*both turn to you slowly*

(Say Hi)

[I lied they can't hear you]

Author's Note

I could add more videos... But there's already a bunch in the blog I made called "Pointless Blog Don't Click Me"

So what's MW3?

It was a sunny day in Canterlot. Birds were singing, frogs were croaking, deer were grazing, and 1 particular Alicorn was bored.

"THERE IS NOTHING TO DO AT ALL!" yelled Luna "Ugh, I've played all the games 100 times now and there's nothing to do!"

She was really desperate for some new games but GameCorner never had anything new... Until today...

LATER THAT DAY AT GAMECORNER

'Well I guess i could just find a game that satisfies me...' Luna thought to herself.

"Let's see... Super Pony, Super Pegasus, Super Unicorn, Super Griffon... Hey! What's this?"
Luna picked up a game that said "MW3" as the title and saw a creature holding a weird thing in it's hands.

"Um... Clerk what game is this?" Luna asked

"What? Oh! We got that game just a week ago." the Clerk said

"Is it a good game?" Luna really needed a new game so she figured this might be the one.

"Are you kidding? We sold millions of these games!"

Luna just gawked at what the Clerk said THIS GAME WAS SOLD TO MILLIONS AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT!

'Wow how did i not know about this?' Luna thought to herself 'Ah forget it I'll just buy the game.'

"So you wanna buy it? its 60 bits!" the Clerk said

"YES!" by now Luna was jumping for joy!

Later in Luna's Quarters

"FINALLY A NEW GAME! Let's see if it's really a good game though..." Luna said as she turned on the PM3

Author's Note

A/N this is pretty much my first story so the story might be messy but at least I'm making the story i had planed out in my head! :D (Celestia will be seen in the next chapter) oh yea PM3 stands for PLAYMARE 3 :DD
if it is messy tell which is messy and i will edit it!

Congrats! Your Level 20!

The next following day after the awkward moment with Shining...

"Alright... Let's see check everyone stats..." Lunar said to herself

TEAM

[????]The_Swift_Lunar_Alicorn Level 20 Prestige 1
[????]The_Solar_Eclipse Level 18 Prestige 1
[????]Xx-Shining_Aura-xX Level 40 Prestige 2
[????]~Golden-Apples~ Level 35 Prestige 1
[????]Animal-Saver Level 38 Prestige 1
[????]The_Diamond_of_Hope Level 40 Prestige 1
[????]Maximum~Rainbow Level 80 Prestige 5
[????]Party-All-Day Level 80 Prestige 20
[????]Infinite_Reader Level 80 Prestige 3

"Wow Party is doing real good at this game... I wonder what's her secret..." Lunar wondered

Just as Lunar said that the whole entire clan joined.

"HA HA HA! BUT I STILL GOT NO SCOPE HEADSHOT! Rainbow boasted

"Please just shut your mouth. I'm tired of your constant boasting." Reader pleaded

"Fine!" you could hear Rainbow mumble something under her breath but nobody cared

"Hey Party! How did you get to prestige 20 that fast in a week?" asked Lunar

"Hacks." was all Party said

".....oh....." was all Lunar said

'And here i am thinking she plays legit.' Lunar thought to herself

"Ubb cabb youbb hebb mbb?" Shining said

It was clear to everypony that Shining took a real beating from Cadence last night

"Wow... I do NOT want to be on Cadence's bad side..." said Lunar

"What? Oh I'm just trying a new voice system that changes my voice." Replied Shining

Lunar just facehoofed at the fact that she got her guess incorrect.

"So i just found out that we can do Ground War now that me and Solar are a high enough level!" Lunar said to everypony

"SAY WHAT?!" Shining was surprised by this

"So who wants to join? We can take down whole clans!" Lunar waiting for the replies

"YES!" said everypony

And thus they went to Ground War for their first challenge.

Author's Note

Guess what? NEXT CHAPTER WILL INCLUDE JUGGERNAUTS
this chapter is pretty much like a check up on this like the names of the players and levels/prestige

Protect Burger Town! (bonus chapter)

*one day on a Private match in Terminal*

(Using they're real names now)

"So how much Cheese with your C4?" Luna asked Rainbow

"Just 1 slice." Then Luna went inside, shot the cheese, and came out with a C4 pack. Covered in cheese.

"When I said 1 slice I didn't mean blow up the cheese all over the C4." Luna still gave the C4 to Rainbow who sat down next to Fluttershy. Who was not doing anything at all with the C4.

"Hey Fluttershy got a tactical insertion?" Fluttershy then replied -

"Yes. Why?" Rainbow then pointed to the wall opposite from the table they were sitting in.

"Place your tac there. Just in case you blow up into pieces by accident." Fluttershy nodded and placed her tac over to the wall

"Time for some munchkins!" *knife* *blows up* *spawns near the wall*

"C4 surprise. Works every time." Luna laughed at her own joke and continued to wait for the next customer at the Burger Town

*On the other side of the map*

"Ha Ha! I've managed to blow up the plane! And rob the accessory store... and the library... and Burg- WAIT I FORGOT TO ROB BURGER TOWN!" Shining facehoofed himself and then started to move towards Burger Town to rob the money.

*Burger Town*

"Celestia! Celestia! What are you doing back there?!" Luna then into the cooking room and found Celestia eating all the food.

"Uh... It's not what you think!" Luna then gave a cold stare and said

"Celestia. Your fired." Celestia then went over to her Tactical Insertion, picked it up, and left.

"Dang it and to think I could have gotten away with all that food!" *Shining pops out of nowhere and mugs Celestia*

"Give up. You have no defense. Now give me the money." Celestia didn't do anything except just stand there.

"You leave me no choice." *Shoots Celestia in the head*

*Shining then moves towards Burger Town*

"Hey. Can I get a double C4 deluxe here?" Luna then gave a yes and started to walk into the kitchen. But was stopped shortly after Shining aims the Desert Eagle at Luna's head.

"THIS IS A ROBBERY!" Shining then shot 3 bullets in the air which pretty much scared everyone out of Burger Town

"Give me the money." Luna said no in return

"GIVE. ME. THE MON-" *gets shot through the head by a sniper bullet*

"Screw Yolo. I'm Celestia." Then the game ended.

Author's Note

Lol. I JUST HAD TO PUT THIS IN.