Once You Go Black You Don't Go Back

by sparkfyre

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random
Length: 249

FLUTTERSHY GOES NIGGA

Fluttershy has had enough. She's tired of everyone seeing her as this meek, hapless pushover.
It's TIME TO GO HARDCORE NIGGAH

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-25 07:55:54 UTC

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Dan the fat greasy brony was sitting at his computer, jacking off to some weird pinkie pie fetish porn when suddenly Princess Celestia showed up in his room.

"This cheap ass weed (which was the only thing i could afford because i dont have a job and i live in my parents basement) must be really fucking good because Princess Celestia is in my room" Dan thought.

"No, you fucking tard I'm right here" Celestia said. She knew the moment she saw his room and all the jizz covered stuffed animals she had come through the wrong portal.

"You can read my mind?" he asked.

"No, fucktard, you said that out loud."

"Oh my god this is so cool can I see your clit"

Celestia had been high and dry for almost 50,000 years now and was more than happy to comply.

-30 seconds later-

"Wow that was really great!" said celestia panting

"Yeah I'm proud I lasted a really long time, longer than I ever did with my sister!" Dan gushed

"Do you want to get married" Celestia asked

"Fuck yeah" Dan said knowing he'd get to go back to her universe and jizz all over all of the my little ponies.

-1 day later-

It was time for the flower girl to walk down the aisle. Dan sat (he was too fucking fat to stand) in anticipation.

Twilight Sparkle walked down the aisle naked and Dan jizzed everywhere and Celestia got really mad the end