Exie meats Neck Beard
credits
Previous Chaptermany thanks to "imjustanotherbrony" for making such an amazing OC and providing me with great material for a new and exciting story. i also thank the academy and my great mind for cumming up with such a detailed plot and a great charecter as Neck Beard i hope to rite moar stories about Neck BEard and maybe Exie if i relly give enough fucks to write more about her and amybe if i win some phat loot ill write more about her idk yet im lazy and its late and shit. I ALSO THANK THE GREAT AND POWERFUL BANE BLADE FOR MAKING THIS ALL HAPPEN. i lso thank shrek for being my true inspiration for everything and anything and i thank him for being there all these years. which reminds me, i really hat ehow dreamworks ahsnt made a shrek 5! i mean sure shrek 3 sure as hell wasnt taht good but taht doesnt mean that they couldnt just go and make a 5th one for profit and fillers. It would absolutely make my dreams come true if they jsut went and made more shrek material. you know what! i think ill just go and make my own shrek movie, yeah that'll show em. and it will be ten times better than all the other shreks. ill even make so many that it will turn into a TV series, except it wont end 
up like shitty kung fu panda's mini series ittl actually be good, and then maybe ill get some kind of reward or something and then ill make more charecters and movies about side charecters from the shrek series and ill become a millionare in no time. oh shit i jsut realized the majority of this amazing sotory isnt even about trixie and im probobly gonna lose this damn competition. all i want is some freaken steam credits or some free art. oh damn it i even forgot to spell exie i accidently spelled "trixie" well whatever im too lazy to go back and fix my mistakes so that'll have to do, damn i speant a whole 25 minutes on this shitty story, thats more time than my other 2 stories which couldnt be published because they were too good for this website! anyway its like 3 am and i have no idea when i should go to sleep first i was palying dark souls then suddenly i find myself here jsut trying to write fillers because i dont care how many words it is as long as it is at least one thousand woprds i wouldnt even usually spell out one thousand just this time i want it to be more words. god what should i talk about now? OH I KNOW. i think im gonna have an egg omelet with ham and cheese for breakfast, i kinda wanna make it now but people are alseep and im naturally loud so that would mean waking up the house. and if i wake up the house that means my house is alive which isnt a good thing. i wonder what my cat is doing right now...probobly dreaming about cat stuff like fish or maybe how much he loves or hates me or something. oh god i just realised in an hour and 30 minutes my father is gonna wake up to go to work and wonder why the fuck im awake and i wont have a valid excuse then im gonna oversleep into tommorow and waste another day of my life as always
i actually feel like that last pic took a LOT of time and dedication because all i really see is shrek but anyway im not even tired right now but ill probobly jsut go lay down and stare at a wall for awhile till my brain gets stumped. ha i jsut realized im actually getting kinda drowsy writing this so ill prob go to sleep after submitting this crap and all that jazz god is this over yet?
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