The Pie sisters work with a professional photographer to model for Rarity's line of fashionable lingerie! But when things get heated, well... Sex. Yeah.

Essentially this is straight-up clop, involving a threesome with the Pie sisters and a nameless, voiceless photographer. I feel absolutely terrible even thinking about posting something so brainless, but you know what? The old account's been collecting dirt, I need to put up a new story! even if it's mindless tripe

It's been rolling around in my head for googladonked months (ever since I saw the cover pic, essentially) and I was just like "Fine! I'll write this shish! Whatever! It's done, look, it's done! Finally wrote it! In one night! Scratch that off the ERRKin' bucket list!"

Alright, I'll just wrap this up and let you mindless ponyfappers fap, fap, fap away. Because I'm just a tool that works tirelessly to help you idiots masturbate more efficiently. Late night caffeine-placebo-induced cynicism, ahoy! I'll be like Dorothy Parker with more Doctor Pepper and a penis! no I won't

Where's the ERRKin' soda bar?! I'm not old enough to get drunk yet, so I'll just get more caffeinated. Stay up all night doing abso-buttERRK-nothing, remember that my friends might be free but stay a hermit anyways and write horseporn. ERRK it. Read this shish.

Inspired by art by Longinius-II, cover art by tt-n.