You walk through the night, hands in your pockets as the trees sway in the wind. Only one thing lights up the dark night. The moon. You sit yourself down on a park bench, staring up at the moon. It glows with an almost unnatural colour, a white aura that envelopes everything and gives light to the otherwise black night. You shiver as the wind blows once again, and you hug your chest for warmth.

You squint as a strange light appears on the other side of the park, like a beam from a torch. You stand up, still covering your eyes as you walk towards it. You call out to anyone who may be there. Nothing but silence. You continue moving towards, walking behind to see where the light comes from. But there is nothing. The light simply floats in the air.

You move your hand towards it, but hesitate. Hang on. What the hell is this thing. You think to yourself. You look underneath it but again, there is nothing. You get fed up with standing around doing nothing, so you reach into it. You instantly regret your decision as you are sucked into the hole, your vision become blurred, and before long you black out.

‘Hang on. He’s waking up.’ The voice is rough, unfamiliar. ‘Wakey wakey, the Princess wants to see you’

‘Huh. Where am I?’ You are still gaining consciousness, and your voice comes out muffled ‘What princess?’

‘Just get up’ The voice, you presume him to be a guard, pulls you up roughly. You shake your head, your vision finally returning.

‘Ah!’ You jump back startled by what you see. The figure before you is indeed a guard, but not a human. He is covered in soft, white fur, with a horn protruding from his head. Which, is not a human head. It points outwards, ending in a muzzle, like a horse. More specifically, a unicorn. ‘What the hell are you’

‘All questions must be asked to the princess’ He pushes you along into a large room, illuminated by multiple chandeliers, with a large throne at the far end of the room. A figure is sitting on the throne, a female, with white fur. She has a horn sprouting from her head, and wings folded neatly on her back. You stand there, taking in what is happening around you.

You try to speak, but all that comes out is an unintelligible ‘hubbah?’

‘Hello there. My name is Celestia. Princess, Celestia.’ She looks at you, studying your body. You notice that her gaze stops when she reaches your crotch, causing you to blush. You decide it best to show some courtesy, so you bow to her. You look up at her, and she smiles. ‘You may be wondering why you are here’

‘Considering you stole me away from my current life, yes I would like to know, exactly why the FUCK I am here!’ You start panting, suddenly realizing what has happened. You grit your teeth ‘Send me home. Now’

‘My my, you’re quite a feisty one aren’t you? I’m sure dearest Luna will love you’ Celestia grins. She stands up, revealing her full form. She is about 3 feet taller than you, with hands and feet like a human. However, she is covered in fur, and like the guard, she has a horse like muzzle. She walks behind you, placing her hands on your shoulders. You flinch at her touch. She starts to massage your back, and you relax. ‘There there, just calm down. Sit on that chair and we can have a nice talk about your future.’ She waves a hand at her guard, dismissing him from the room. He bows, before shuffling out and closing the door.

‘So. What is my future then?’ You glare at Celestia, trying to stop yourself from punching her in her stupid royal face.

‘Simple. I brought you here as a... present, for my sister. You see, she gets so lonely at times and she really needs someone to help her.’

‘And why don’t you keep her company? She’s your sister after all. Why drag me into this. Why not just fucking leave me be, let me live my life and STOP FUCKING AROUND’

Celestia flinches slightly, but remains calm. ‘I cannot visit her because she will not let me. I sent her to live where she currently does, and she has never forgiven me since. Besides. I will not be able to, please her, in the way that you can’ Again Celestia’s gaze drops to your groin.

You blush deeply and cover yourself with your hands. ‘Well you can think again. From what I understand I’m just gonna be a little plaything for your sister. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, you have stolen my life from me, and I want to be sent home.

‘IF YOU DON’T START ACTING LIKE A MAN AND LEARN TO ACCEPT YOUR FATE, THEN YES, YOUR LIFE WILL BE RUINED’ Celestia’s outburst causes you to jump in your seat. She shuffles in her chair, regaining her composure. ‘Well. Now that I’ve gotten to you, and can finally explain exactly what’s happening.’

‘I know what’s happening. You’re sending me of to be with your sister and we live happily ever after’

Celestia smiles at you. ‘Good. See, quite simple when you accept it.’

‘Well. It’s not that simple. I’ve never met her before, and you, well, you’re like a horse or something. What are you, again?’

‘Ponies. Well. Our ancestors were ponies, but we evolved, our spines became straighter, and we started standing. We developed hands and feet, but retained our fur.’

‘Uh-huh.’ You are still baffled ‘And where are we on earth right now?’

Celestia looks at you with a puzzled expression ‘Earth? We’re on Equis’

‘Equis?’ The name sound’s strange. ‘Never heard of that country before.’

‘Not country, planet. We are in Equestria, but we live on Equis. Equis is our planet’

You groan. It’s all too much for you to take in. ‘Look, just, send me to your sister. I’ve had enough stress for the day. Where does she live anyway?’

Celestia frowns. ‘There’s just one problem with that. She lives on the moon’

Author's Note

My first story so please, constructive criticism rather than hate. Tell me if you like it and I might continue.