This is who I am

"So, how was school today?"

"It was fine we in math we learned long division using the Gahndi principle." I often said something like this every now and then to see if they were paying attention.

"Oh really!" Good old dad for you!

Me and him use to play baseball together he would help with homework give me advice when I needed it and I guess I took it for granted but the day mom died it changed permantly we use to take the dog for a walk. But then he "gave Molly away to another family". If I talked to him without his permission he would scream and cuss at me, he made me quit school, make me find a job and the only one i could find was for working in a sweatshop for 10 hours a day, that changed over time but I missed so much that my dream of becoming an engineer went straight out a window. I don't know why I didn't run away after he stabbed me in the back literally, I guess I felt a little responsible for what happened to mom, after I left my house I bought 2 boutiques of flowers one I left on a girl that I liked doorstep the other I planted on my mom's grave then headed for Chicago.

I woke up woozy instead of screaming.

"Good your awake, I don't have to break my back diggin your grave" a voice I guess Zecora's told me

"Why would it?" I asked still felling groggy.

"There was a complication with the motion of the potion"

"What does that mean?"

"You don't want to know."

I looked at my hands but they weren't human hands they were hoofs! (Dun Dun Duuuuuuuuunnnnnnn!)

"The potion should wear out in a couple days that should be long enough to make an amulet so you can switch back in forth between forms."

"Thank you miss Zecora could you give me directions to the nearest town"

So with that I was off to Ponyville (good god who thinks up these fucking names!!!) it took a hour or two before I reached Ponyville and I was super hungry when I spotted a bakery. I haven't even walked two into when...

"Hi!! I'm Pinkie Pie!! Your new here aren't you?!?! Hang-on a second!!!" Says an extremely bright pink pony who I think was hanging from the ceiling who seemed to drink nothing but those energy drinks that have no crash later on in the day. It has only been 5 seconds since she left and she's already back." I'm Pinkie Pie!!! What can I get you?!?!?!?!"

"I'll take a muffin." I said as calmly as possible

"Ooooh! Muffins!!! You should get the blueberry muffins there so good!"

I turn around and see Gray Pegasus staring at me with one eye while the other one was staring off in space

"Now now Derpy, don't startle this fine bloke we just stopped here to get muffins of our own then go back to the tardis"

"O.K Doctor"

I was just about to grab my muffin when a purple unicorn busts in "Alan Force?!?! Has any one seen an Alan Force?!?!"

"That's me!" I say startled by my own words

"Come with me!" And she grabs me by with her Magic.

"But my muffin!!" I start to protest