Ingress: Spooning Silver

Josh shifted fitfully, arching his back and then giving a long sigh as consciousness began to flood his mind. A helpless, reflexive groan left him and he squirmed in place as he felt something wonderfully warm, wet and soft dragging along the tip of his achingly, throbbingly hard cock.

Sitting up slightly, he lifted the blankets, gazing into the shadowy recessed under the covers to find a pair of pink eyes peering up at him from behind a pair of delicate silver glasses.

Silver Spoon smiled, slowly dragging another lick against the stiff spire of his cock. “You’re awake…” she purred, giving his base a squeeze, kissing at the very tip.

Josh gave a soft groan, his back arching and feet clenching at the mattress. “W-what’re you doing? Your father is supposed to be back this morning!”

“I’ll be done before he gets home,” Silver Spoon promised, eyes narrowing slowly as she closed her lips over the very, very tip of his cock and gave the gentlest of sucks.

Josh’s protest died in his throat, and he collapsed onto his back, hands sliding down to find the silky mane of the filly, fingertips wending through the strands. “F-fuck.”

The filly purred eagerly around the end of his length, velvet tongue swirling slowly against the sensitive tip, closing her eyes as her soft, young lips slowly consumed more of him.

Josh bit his tongue, squirming under her ministrations, his fingers clenching in her mane, at once trying to tug her off and force her further down. “Jesus Christ!” he hissed between clenched teeth.

Silver Spoon opened her eyes just enough to stare up at him, drawing back to drag a long, heated lick against his underside, one of her hooves slipping down her form to push between her legs and grind against her already-moist filly cunt. The little filly ground her hoof against herself heatedly, tongue swirling over the tip of his cock as she mouthed and kissed at it distractedly.

With a heady moan, Silver Spoon pushed herself to her hooves, and slowly crawled up Josh’s form, her belly brushing against the underside of his stiffened cock, pushing it between their forms. The filly slithered up until she could sit against him, with the entire length of that little underage cunt grinding slowly along his cock, covering him with a light sheen of her moisture.

Silver Spoon flushed faintly, rocking her hips back and forth against him, soft tail flicking against his thighs as her hooves kneaded his chest.

Josh bared his teeth, hands slipping down to squeeze the foal’s rump, adding a little pressure to her grinding with a firm push of his palms. “Fuuuck…” he groaned, unable to help but peer between their bodies to where the soft, pliable lips of her little cunny were grinding against his throbbing member.

“Do you like it?” Silver Spoon asked with a soft little moan, biting her bottom lip, cheeks flushing faintly, grinding all the more intently against him.

“Yes,” Josh admitted willingly, nodding and staring, a palm sliding down her smooth stomach to allow his thumb to lightly rub over her clit.

Silver Spoon whimpered and arched against him, shuddering hard as she spilled a fresh coating of her slick liquids over his cock, panting through her nose, her glasses askew.

“Roll over onto your back…” Josh murmured breathlessly, releasing the filly.

Silver Spoon’s ears pinned back, and she nodded quietly, slowly slipping off him and crawling out from under the blanket, dropping onto her side. She rolled over onto her back properly, spreading her hindlegs, biting her bottom lip with her cheeks flushing, and slipping a hoof down between her thighs to grind eagerly at the moistened lips of her cunt.

Josh watched this with wide eyes, rolling onto his side, propping himself up with one arm.

The filly slowly ground against herself, working the edge of her hoof right against the soft, pliable lips of her plump pussy. She watched him as she did it, staring, flushing deeply.

Josh watched with unguarded interest, one of his hands slipping under the covers to begin eagerly stroking along his stiff, filly-liquid-covered cock.

“L-let me watch…” Silver Spoon half-demanded, eyes fixed on the faint motion under the blanket, rubbing at herself even harder.

Josh lifted his gaze to her own, wrenching his eyes away from the slight deformation of her tight, grey-lipped cunny as her hoof eagerly ground against it. He could see a certain eager hunger in her gaze as she stared at him, and he shivered slightly. With a quick twist, he shoved the blanket off, not even caring that it fell off the bed, baring his form to her gaze. His pants were tugged down around his thighs, no doubt from the filly pulling them down as he slept, so she could access the proudly-standing spire of throbbing human flesh he was currently eagerly stroking.

Silver Spoon licked her lips, eyes narrowing as she stared at him, panting faintly, her hoof grinding against herself all the more intently, pushing up slightly to rub at her clit. Her entire form spasmed, and a splash of liquids spilled from her clenching underage cunt.

Josh could only stare, stroking and squeezing his cock rapidly, slipping a hand over to rub his palm slowly against the filly’s stomach. “You are so fucking hot,” he growled.

The filly flushed faintly at that, curling around without warning and taking his tip into her mouth.

Josh gasped in surprise, stroking once or twice more, his thumb and forefinger thudding against her lips and nose before releasing his cock and lightly rocking his hips into her eagerly suckling muzzle.

“Mhmmnf!” Silver Spoon exclaimed, hoof pushing against her drooling cunt eagerly as she consumed more of his stiffened cock. Her soft lips sank down the length of him, pushing further and further until she was almost half-way down.

Squirming faintly in delight, Josh leaned over the filly and rolled her rump towards him, pushing her over onto her back further. Silver Spoon whimpered faintly, twisting her mouth around his cock with the motion, refusing to relinquish her prize, her hindlegs spreading on reflex as she was splayed out on her back.

Josh bent in without hesitation, dragging an eager lick right against the drooling spread cunt, making Silver Spoon gasp and arch in surprise. Her forehooves wrapped around his hips, squeezing hard as she quivered and kicked a hindleg with the firm lick to her soft, supple cunny.

Smirking, Josh leaned in and kissed at her little clit, and then took it between his lips, giving it a gentle suck.

Silver Spoon gave a muffled scream around his cock, hindlegs spasming and squeezing around his head as she jerked her hips against him reflexively.

“T-teeth!” Josh gasped, slapping her side in rebuke.

Silver Spoon tugged off his cock with a gasp, panting for air, mouth hanging open, a streamer of saliva hanging from her lips to his wet cock. “S-sorry…” she murmured, before pushing back in to give a gentle kiss and even more gentle lick against his stiffened cock in apology.

Josh gasped faintly, his hips rolling as he slipped a hand down to stroke through her mane. “You are such a sexy little filly…”

Silver Spoon flushed at that, closing her eyes and lapping at his cocktip eagerly, hooves squeezing around the base of it, slowly stroking up and down it as she began to suckle at his tip.

Gritting his teeth, Josh returned his attention to her quivering little filly cunt, grasping her hips in his hands, palms resting on her haunches. His thumbs could just barely reach the outer lips of her soft little cunny, letting him apply pressure to the pliable lips to spread her open, the softly-furred, plump grey lips parting to reveal the shiny moist pink of her inner flesh to him.

An eager sound left him as he leaned in and laved a lick directly against the exposed flesh, swirling his strong tongue against her, enjoying her taste.

Silver Spoon whimpered around her mouthful, faltering in her suckling to pant hard through her nose, her entire form quivering and spasming in delight. She released his cock, lapping at the tip in a heated frenzy, tongue rapidly swiping over him.

“Jesus fuck!” Josh exclaimed, a heel grinding into the bed before he buried his tongue back inside the clenching pink filly cunt.

A faint whimper left the filly, and she consumed his cock again, panting hard through her nose before beginning to rapidly bob her head, shoving herself up and down on him in earnest, hungrily suckling and swallowing around his stiffened cock.

Josh gasped, a free hand slipping down to her mane, resisting the urge, with difficulty, to just shove her down the entire length of his throbbing cock. His entire eager member started to throb and tense, getting close to his finish.

Silver Spoon pulled back entirely with a gasp for air, panting hard, tongue hanging out, wiggling away from him.

Josh pawed after her weakly. “Why did you stop?!”

The little filly growled lustfully, pouncing on him, shoving him back onto his back, straddling him with an intent stare down into his eyes. “Because I want it inside me,” she purred heatedly, shifting to slowly grind her soft, wet little cunt along the length of his cock. “I want you to do it inside me again, not in my mouth.”

Josh gave a faint groan, lifting his hips up into the motions of the lustful filly, his hands grasping her hips to apply a little more pressure to her motions. “Well… if you want to,” he conceded, squeezing her rump.

“I do,” Silver Spoon breathed, delicately taking her glasses off and placing them on the bedside table, before burying her face against his chest and slowly grinding her quivering cunt against the underside of his cock. “Want it inside me…” she hissed, arching her hips to try and catch the tip of his cock.

Josh gave an eager growl, a hand slipping down so his thumb could lift the tip of his cock to push right against that tight little underage cunt, making the filly gasp with the sudden perfect pressure.

“Yesss!” Silver Spoon hissed, wasting no time in sitting her weight down on his cock. The tip of his stiffened member pushed up against her for just a few moments before overcoming her not-insignificant resistance and then sinking inside her. Immediately, she sank down a few inches, consuming him in tight, wet warmth.

Josh bared his teeth, hands grasping her hips all the more tightly, squeezing firmly as the eager little filly rocked her hips against him. He pressed down with a little more pressure, teeth baring as he felt her tight depths inching down his stiff cock, squeezing him with every tiny bit deeper inside he went.

“Y-yes! Yes!” Silver Spoon cried, her hips grinding and rolling eagerly as her tight cunt consumed the first half of his throbbing cock. Immediately, she started to bounce, sliding up an inch or two, and then rocking back down just as far, starting an eager rhythm.

Josh grunted faintly in delight, wrapping his arms around the filly and pushing down on her rump, encouraging her to go deeper with each of her motions, each firm hump of her hips pushing him a tiny bit deeper inside her hungry cunt.

“Mnf… hah… y-yes!” Silver Spoon whimpered, forehooves squeezing at his chest as she shoved herself onto his stiff cock again and again. Her liquids were already making a mess of his thighs, coating him entirely and easing his passage into the tight channel of intense warmth and tight squeezing.

“Fuck!” Josh snarled, grasping the filly tightly and starting to hump up into her body in earnest, pressing deep, deep inside the eager underage female.

Silver Spoon bit her bottom lip, starting to bounce on him harder and harder, her tight depths squeezing around his cock, clenching around it in firm, rhythmic contractions, almost milking him as she bounced. “I-inside! Inside!” she whimpered, a breathless command.

Josh panted hard, wrapping his arms around her middle and rolling her over onto her side with a firm motion. He gathered a knee under himself, quickly forcing the breathless filly onto her back, sliding atop her, throbbing cock not even vacating her squeezing cunt. With her on her back underneath him, he was free to get his knees under himself properly, grasp her hips, and start humping eagerly into her squeezing spasming cunt.

The young filly fairly screamed at the new position, allowing the human to sink every eager inch of his lust-fueled cock deep inside her tight, grasping, hungrily-suckling cunny. His hips pushed up against her own at the end of each eager thrust, sinking as deep inside her as was possible.

Silver Spoon grasped around him with her forehooves, hips spasming and jerking towards his motions as she coated him liberally in her orgasmic liquids, tight insides clenching and rippling around him as she screamed anew in glorious orgasm.

Josh was barely aware of anything other than the tight, squeezing depths of the little filly so eagerly accepting each of his fervent thrusts, burying his face in her neck as he humped into her desperately, motions getting jerky with his approaching climax.

The tight pink depths squeezed around his cock intently, milking and coaxing at him, begging him to spill himself deep inside.

With a snarl, Josh buried himself hilt-deep inside the tight young filly, holding himself there and jerking against her with each urgent burst of human spunk that splattered across her inner flesh. Waves of gooey spunk flooded the tight young cunt, pooling deep inside her. Even before he was done spilling inside the clenching, milking depths of his underage partner, his spunk was starting to dribble and spill from around his cock with each jerk of his hips, drooling slowly down over the silky tail.

Josh groaned faintly as he slowed atop the filly, holding her tight to his chest, hips rolling slowly to work himself in and out of the tight little cunny utterly crammed with cock and human spunk.

“I can feel it…” Silver Spoon whined, rubbing a hoof against her belly distractedly. “W-warm… Feels so good…”

Josh grit his teeth, rolling his hips against the filly slowly, quivering all over as he tried to catch his breath, sweat beading on his forehead.

Silver Spoon gave a lustful little growl, leaning up to drag her soft, velvety little tongue across his forehead, tasting his sweat and giving an eager hum.

“Ugh, your father is going to be home soon…” Josh said with a long sigh, collapsing across the filly, wrapping his arms around her in a warm hug.

Silver Spoon nodded, lipping at his earlobe and rolling her hips slowly. “But it was worth it.”

“I concur,” Josh murmured, nodding once.

“Josh! Josh! Josh!” Silver Spoon whined, bouncing slightly in annoyance and pawing at the covers with her little hooves.

Josh rolled over with a soft groan, splaying out on his stomach and opening a bleary eye to peer at the filly. “Whasamatter?”

“I need help,” Silver Spoon said urgently, lifting a hoof to push some of her undone, moist mane out of her face.

“Bath?” Josh asked blankly, looking the moistened filly up and down tiredly. “I’m not a plumber.”

“I need help with cleaning,” Silver Spoon said emphatically, her cheeks slowly flushing. “I can’t get clean.”

“Is ‘clean’ a euphemism?” Josh asked, eyebrow raising.

“I need to get clean!” Silver Spoon growled, stamping a hoof. “Help me!”

“You’re just trying to drag me into more sex,” Josh said with a dismissive wave of a hand. “I’m all sexed out for now.”

Silver Spoon gave another growl, turning around and lifting her rump, a hoof slipping back to grasp her rump and spread herself slightly, revealing the soft little cunny. The pressure from her hoof spread her open just a little, a slick dribble of human spunk starting to drool from her. “It keeps coming out!” she protested with a whimper.

Josh blinked once, feeling his cheeks warming. “O-oh… well… Y-yeah… I should help you with that…” he said, cringing slightly as he started to roll out of bed.

Josh recoiled from the splash of water as Silver Spoon dropped into the tub, coming up out of the water and flicking her mane, sending a spray of water across the tiles.

“Mhmmkay, come here,” Josh said, patting the edge of the tub, perching on it carefully.

“You’re not hopping in with me?” Silver Spoon asked, pouting.

“Your father is due back soon,” Josh said with a deep frown. “I doubt he wants to find me naked, in the tub, with his daughter.”

Silver Spoon whined softly at that, but acquiesced to his logic, slipping over to the edge of the tub where he was.

“Turn around and lift your butt,” Josh said, making a motion with a finger.

The little filly nodded, turning around and lifting her rump until it was mostly out of the water, one hoof on the bottom of the tub and the other resting on the edge. She lowered her chest until just her nose was above the water, her tail flicking back and forth eagerly.

Josh winced slightly as he lifted her tail, pushing it to the side to reveal the used underage cunt to his attentions. He lightly traced it with a fingertip, before pushing deep inside without warning.

Silver Spoon gave a muffled, gurgled gasp and shudder, before panting hard through her nose, hips shifting slightly at the sudden penetration.

Josh worked the digit back and forth, curling his finger a little bit to try and ‘scoop’ out some of the mess he had left in that tight little cunt mere minutes previously.

The filly arched her back, her hindlegs tensing, hoof grinding against the edge of the tub as she lightly pushed back against him.

Josh could see small dribbles of their mingled liquids spilling from around his moving finger, clouding the water under her plump little cunny. He slipped his finger out, gathering a handful of water and then trying to wash her off with it. Finding that innefective, he grasped her rump with both hands and then spread her with his thumbs, revealing her slick pink interior to his gaze. One of his thumbs slipped inside, helping to spread her a little further, his other thumb trying to splash some water inside her.

“This is the most disgusting… gross… hottest thing I have done,” Josh murmured, shaking his head slowly as he pressed his digit a little bit further inside the filly.

Silver Spoon whined in delight, pushing back at him, soft little rump quivering with each of her little spasms, the moist pink depths of her underage cunt squeezing around his digits as he tried to clean her.

“Jesus,” Josh said with a shake of his head, laying one hand on her rump and then sinking a pair of digits inside her, starting to work them in and out with a firm thrusting motion. “I don’t know if I want to gag or fuck you again…”

Silver Spoon shuddered and then gasped faintly, her body rocking back and forth with the thrusts of the digits inside her squeezing cunny, clenching and rippling around him as she gave faint little sounds of delight, gurgling in the warm water. She pushed herself up a little higher with her forehooves, panting hard across the surface of the water. “I-I wouldn’t mind letting you f-fuck me again…” she murmured heatedly, fumbling over the naughty words.

“I’m very tempted,” Josh admitted, rubbing his thumb against her clit slowly as he sank his two fingers deep inside her over and over again, tilting back to watch with interest. His free hand found its way into his lap, grinding his palm against his stiffening cock through his pants.

Silver Spoon very carefully lifted her hindleg, sliding her hoof into his lap to grind eagerly against his growing length. “I-I want it again…” she breathed, biting her bottom lip, looking back at him over her shoulder.

“Pull the plug,” Josh said abruptly, sliding his fingers out of her and then quickly working his hand back and forth in the water, making sure they were cleaned of any residual mess.

A soft whine left the filly, and she sulked over towards the end of the tub, reaching down with a hoof to tug out the plug, throwing it across the bathroom.

Josh turned, picking up a soft white towel from the rack on the wall, before turning back to the filly. He spread out the towel in his hands. “C’mon, out of the bath.”

Silver Spoon huffed, pulling herself out of the water and stomping the few steps to him, taking the towel from him with a quick bite and twist of her head, throwing it over her back.

Josh dropped to one knee, starting to rub her down with the towel, starting with her mane and scrubbing firmly to get it dry. Immediately, her mane frizzed up, in desperate need of a combing. And then he moved onto her back, sides, and stomach, working backwards towards her rump. As one hand rubbed the towel over her back, his other slipped up between her hindlegs, starting to slowly rub his thumb against the soft little cunt.

Silver Spoon gave a gasp of surprise, lifting her rump slightly on instinct and then pushing back against the touch of his digits, leaning against him eagerly. “Yessss…”

The towel was left draped over Silver Spoon’s back as Josh slipped his free hand into his pants, stroking at his stiff, throbbing cock, even as he pressed a single digit back inside the tight, inviting little filly cunt. “We really shouldn’t be doing this…” he said, even as he added a second digit to her.

“But it feels so good…” Silver Spoon moaned, pushing her hips eagerly back towards him, the towel falling off to the side, forgotten. One of her hooves pushed down between her own thighs, rubbing eagerly at her little clit as she clenched and squeezed around his digits.

“Fuck me…” Josh murmured, watching her rubbing at herself, even as he sank his two digits a little bit deeper inside her, working the tips against her insides, enjoying the way she squeezed around him.

“N-no…” Silver Spoon whined, squaring her stance and lifting her rump a little higher, looking back at him over her shoulder with a lustful, nervous smile. “Fuck me…”

Josh stared, slowly sliding his two fingers out of her tight little cunt, watching the soft lips closing back up once they were vacated. He lightly traced her outer lips with a finger, feeling how soft it was, how pliable those plump little lips were. “Fuck…” Josh murmured, conflicted, before grasping her rump tightly and sliding up behind her.

In barely a second, Josh had his pants down far enough to reveal the length of his eager, stiff cock, pressing it right against the soft filly cunt and slowly grinding back and forth.

Silver Spoon whimpered faintly, rolling her hips back against him, smearing her own moisture against his cock. “Y-yes… please…” she whispered.

Josh growled faintly, shifting and then grasping her middle, just in front of her hips, hands grasping her tightly as he aligned himself and then started to sink inside. The soft, pliable little underage cunt spread around him, squeezing intently around each and every inch that sank inside, squeezing around behind his tip to almost coax him deeper inside her.

“Fuuuck…” Josh hissed between clenched teeth, lightly rocking his hips against her own as he got halfway inside, feeling her depths squeezing and milking around him.

“Deeper!” Silver Spoon whined, pushing her hips back against him insistently, forehooves pushing into the floor to add to the pressure. “Do it!”

Josh nodded eagerly, leaning over her a little further, putting more weight behind his motions as he slid back and then humped forwards. More and more of the tight little cunt spread around him, allowing him to cram a few more inches of his stiff cock deep inside her, spreading her around him inexorably.

Silver Spoon bit her bottom lip, her cheeks flushing, forehooves quivering before she collapsed onto her chest. She buried her face in her forehooves, arching her back to give him the best access to her eager little underage cunt. “P-please!”

Josh grasped her a little tighter, starting to hump powerful into her tight, wanton body. Inch after inch of eager human cock sank deep inside her, slowly working towards cramming every millimetre of the stiffened length into her accepting body. Each firm thrust pushed a little bit deeper inside her, spreading her plump lips a little further around him, and causing a slick dribble of her liquids to spill from her clenching cunny.

In just a few thrusts, he was coated in the filly’s arousal, easing his passage into her tight, clenching body. Her insides spasmed around him, squeezing and milking around him in almost a coaxing fashion, trying to drag out his orgasm.

“Silver Spoon gave an incoherent mumbled groan up at him, muffled by her hooves, eyes clenched closed and hips pushing back against him over and over again, offering herself to his eager humps.

Josh was spurred on by her incoherent encouragement, screwing the little filly harder and harder, until each and every last inch of his cock was buried inside her, spreading her around him to the very depths. Each hard thrust ended with a hard slam of his hips against her own. And in just a few moments, the little filly was screaming in delight.

Silver Spoon cried out again and again, at the top of her lungs, little voice wavering perfectly in time with the hard thrusts, even as she clenched and spasmed around him fervently, squeezing and milking hard against the thrusting cock while her liquids spilled around him in repeated bursts. She screamed her orgasm to the ceiling, pushing her hips back against him urgently.

Josh bared his teeth, feeling himself close to his own peak, brow furrowing. He grasped her rump with both hands, and then pushed, sliding back, slipping out of her and dropping onto his butt. A smear of the filly’s slick liquids drooled down the length of his incredibly hard cock, as he sat there, splayed out, panting and watching the twitching filly.

“W-why did you stop?!” Silver Spoon whined, slowly lowering herself to the floor.

“You just got out of the bath,” Josh said with a shake of his head. “Your father is due back soon… can’t make another mess of you.”

Silver Spoon gave a nod of understanding. “Not… inside me…” she murmured, rising to her hooves and slowly stalking towards him. She prodded his cock with a forehoof, giggling at the way it moved. “It’s so hard!”

“Yeah,” Josh said, frowning slightly as he watched her, but not discouraging her at all.

The little filly looked up at him, mischief sparkling in her pink eyes, before she lowered her head a little bit to be more in line with the height of his stiff cock, and then opened her mouth. The soft pink tongue lolled out of her muzzle, presenting her open mouth to him.

“B-b… d-d… Do you…” Josh stammered, staring down at her, feeling his heart thudding somewhere between his throat and ears.

Silver Spoon nodded slowly, eyes locked on his own.

Josh gave a soft groan of appreciation, clambering onto his knees in front of the filly, one hand finding her mane while the other grasped his cock and started to jerk it furiously, right in front of her open mouth.

Silver Spoon giggled naughtily, lapping teasingly at the tip of his cock as he stroked it, before opening her mouth again expectantly.

In just a few moments, the little filly got her wish, the human’s stroking getting jerky and desperate. She shifted just a little bit closer, giving a wanton moan, before squeaking slightly in surprise as a jet of warm spunk splashed across her lips and into her mouth.

Josh jerked slightly in front of her as he pumped bursts of spunk towards her opened mouth. Several ended up inside, with one or two coating over her little face, before the eager filly lunged forward and consumed the end of his cock, suckling hungrily over it.

He bared his teeth, jerking into her muzzle as the little filly suckled and swallowed eagerly around him, tongue grinding along his underside, spreading his mess across the entire surface of his cock even as she swallowed down mouthful after mouthful of his gooey load.

After several long moments, Silver Spoon pulled back, panting hard, tongue hanging from her mouth, showing a gooey line of his spunk dribbling off it and to the floor, her lips coated in a sheen of his lustful emissions.

“You are simultaneously the greatest thing and the worst thing I have ever done…” Josh muttered, watching her with wide eyes.

Silver Spoon giggled breathlessly, closing her mouth and working her tongue against the roof of her mouth, before swallowing thickly. “I know you like it…”

“Oh sweet Jesus do I like it,” Josh admitted, shaking his head slowly.

“You’re going to foalsit me again,” Silver Spoon said confidently, giving the softening tip of his cock a gentle lick.

“I think so…” Josh muttered, watching her with wide eyes.

By the time Sterling Silver, Filthy Rich and their wives came down the long, winding drive to the front door of the mansion, Josh was sitting on the front steps, idling sipping a drink.

“I see you’ve given my only child your utmost attention while you were here,” Sterling Silver said flatly. The four ponies watched him, and a little pink filly with a delicate tiara in her two-tone mane watched him with an intent gaze from behind Filthy Rich.

Josh raised an eyebrow. “She’s still alive. And fed. Inside somewhere, I think,” he said with a shrug of his shoulders.

“Neglect is better than active malevolence, I guess,” Sterling Silver muttered, shaking his head.

“Well, maybe you shouldn’t have blackmailed me into looking after your annoying, petulant little demonspawn,” Josh said with a shrug of his shoulders. “Now, our deal?”

“Fine, fine,” Sterling Silver said, holding up a hoof after a moment. “After I speak to my daughter.”

Josh rolled his eyes, making a motion with a hand. “She’s in there, somewhere.”

Sterling Silver pushed past him, into the mansion, and his wife followed after him, leaving Josh out the front with Filthy Rich, his wife, and what Josh could only assume was his daughter.

Silver Spoon and Sterling Silver emerged from the mansion a few moments later, and Sterling Silver looked from his daughter to Josh and then back again. “So… did he mistreat you while he looked after you?”

“He was fine,” Silver Spoon said, snorting once. “He didn’t hurt me. But he’s boring.”

The pink filly pushed forwards, eyeing Silver Spoon. “C’mon, let’s get away from these dumb adults,” the pink one said, and Silver Spoon nodded, following her away from the group.

“There, see?” Josh asked, raising a brow. “Your kid doesn’t hate me. I stayed out of her way, she stayed out of mine. I made sure she didn’t die and was relatively fed for the entire duration of my stay. A-OK, yeah?”

Sterling Silver deflated a little, nodding once. “That is fine.”

“So… our deal?” Josh asked, raising an eyebrow. “What say you?”

“Very well, I agree to your terms,” Sterling Silver said with a slight nod. “I’ll have my secretary draw up the contract and have it shipped to your father.”

“Good, good… and my payment? A thousand bits a night, remember?” Josh asked flatly, holding out a palm.

Sterling Silver frowned at that, but nodded. “Yes, yes, you are right. I’ll have that added to the contract.”

“Not going to rope me into any other menial tasks?” Josh asked bluntly, looking the pony up and down.

“Don’t pretend to me like you hated my daughter that much,” Sterling Silver said stiffly. “She actively hates all of her foalsitters. The fact that you managed to get off only being called ‘boring’ speaks volumes of your manner, in spite of the fact that you want me to think you’re some kind of aloof cool pony.”

“I’m a human,” Josh said with a shrug of his shoulders. “And I’m good with kids, so?”

Sterling Silver gave him an appraising stare. “I sense that you didn’t hate staying here as much as you’re acting.”

“It’s a mansion,” Josh said with a wave of a hand at the building. “A mansion. I live in a two-bedroom apartment with a TV, an xbox, and a fold-away gym machine. There are a lot worse ways to spend a weekend.”

“Thank you for your candour,” Sterling Silver said with a slight nod. “I trust you didn’t ruin anything?”

“Might have knocked one of your soap containers onto a towel. But it’s only a towel,” Josh admitted. “I threw it in the wash.”

Sterling Silver frowned slightly at that, before shrugging. “Indeed. Just a towel.”

“Welp, I’m off,” Josh said, pushing himself to his feet and placing the glass down on the step. “I’ll tell my father to be expecting the contract.”

“He will have it within the week,” Sterling Silver said with a wave of a hoof.

Josh nodded, starting down the driveway.

“Josh?” Sterling Silver called.

Josh paused, looking back over his shoulder, an eyebrow raising. “Yeah?”

“You aren’t looking to spend any more time in Equestria, are you?” Sterling Silver asked carefully.

“You’re trying to rope me into looking after your bloody kid again, aren’t you?” Josh asked flatly.

Sterling Silver gave an innocent smile. “Whatever makes you think that?”

Josh shook his head. “Fifteen hundred bits a night.”

Sterling Silver recoiled slightly at that. “Twelve-fifty.”

Josh frowned thoughtfully, before shrugging. “Fine. Twelve-fifty. You know how to contact me.” Without even waiting for a response, he continued down the driveway.

As he walked, he caught sight of Silver Spoon and her friend in the garden. Silver Spoon locked gazes with him, ears perking inquisitively.

Josh smirked, giving her a secretive thumbs-up.

Silver Spoon beamed.

The little pink filly looked back and forth between them both, perplexed.