Chapters Chapter 1: GO DIE IN A HOLE!
I awoke from my morning slumber, my ex-girlfriend bitching about the laundry I got up.
"Felix get your sorry ass up before..."
I got up and slapped her with my hand. I held in the warm air ready to get a response slap, instead she cried. She's usually tough like nails, but she cried I grabbed my moring bowl of sloppy goop out of the fridge still admiring the look on her face. My lip quivered but then I grabbed my suit and right before the door squeaked to shut...
"I hope I'll never see you again Felix!"
"your're a crazy bitch!" Anger raged in me breath, by breath
"GO DIE IN A HOLE!"
I knew she was horny. Before the break up she always was mad before sex. I then walked to the car
. "oh shit..."
I looked back my keys.. In the hands of a crazy bitch. I looked back to see a hand at the door. I seen the keys jingle with her panties on her wrists.
"Looking for something big boy..." She said in a silky voice.
I walked in
"Samantha im not..."
She grabbed my genitles.
"let go!" I squelled,
She angrly said " you were alwalys the soft one in the relationship."
She grabbed my penis and shoved in her tight hole. we soon had sex.
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I woke up and looked at my phone.
"only one message?" I picked it up
"OH SHIT!" I anwsered it.
"Felix, you're my best employee. I pay you double then you should, but seeing you miss work like this?... Ok how about we take a camping trip? for old times?"
I called my boss
"I'll go."
"great."
I got in my my stuff together and got in my hummer. I followed my GPS to the location, Goddamn it felt like a 100 mile drive.
"FELIX! You came!"
"Are... are those prostit..."
"PROSTITUTES? YES!"
I didnt ask why but I set up tent and fell asleep. then I heard moaning and laughing.
"Oh yes!, YES BABY!"
I flipped in rage. see I'd keep usually calm but not today! I jumped out of my tent with my 22. from my job. And shot his tent up. I
then fell on my knees...
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I put my armor on, and happily graduated to the team,
"Ok, someone of you little maggots wont survive this harsrh war!"
I zoned out looking at the war medic, a white and purple mare. She was stitching patients.
"Johnson" General called in a meaningless voice.
"READY!" he replied
"Zen"...
"ZEN!"
"huh?!" I was startled in my imagination.
Everyone chuckled
" "well we know who's gonna die first." Johnson cracked.
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I walked on the hot sand in Saddle Arabia, calm and collective I then heard a huge explosion... A shard of metal pierce straight through a soldier, cutting him in half, I was assigned as field medic number 2. I grabbed his unstabled limbs and stuffed them in the sockets of his pelvis.
"AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!, STOP, STOP!"
I stuffed his pelvis and connected it back to his waist.
"Dont worry youre gonna be okay!"
"YOU FUCKER YOU FUCKED ME UP, FIX ME!!"
I yanked the dog tags off his neck and realized he wasnt going to make so I shot him. On the mic I said
"Johnson down!"
I continued to run to the war zone, I shot everyone in sight. the terrorist of course. they had a RPG out
"GET DOWN!" I screamed.
Sergent Machintosh's hoof was shot by the missile leaving nothing but a stump,
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Rarity ran over there and stitched his hand together. We had to go on, it cant end beacause of plenty injuries. We then contacted the Uniforce force team to help us out the were out there like ninjas! But sadly died, No one was alive, Guts, blood, and limbs every where. Sergent M. whimpered and was shot up I whispered into the radio.
"THEY'RE FUCKING DEAD!"
"Well abort!"
"No they might be still alive well atleast..."
I dropeed the radio. I ran pass the corner. BOOM a bullet pierced into my stomach.
"Die fucker!"as he pulled out a RPG.
"AHAH..." A 12 inch blade appeard through his chest.
"Looking for me?"
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"Oh my, you seemed to be injured..." She said in a baby voice,
" Please, just help!"
"Ok"
she then loosened my jacket to my pants.
"what are you..."
"Shhhh.... I'm gonna take the pain away."
she put her hoofs on my penis, the put her lips around it, sucking. It felt good but wrong but why stop? After 5 minutes of sucking she then got up,
"Where are you going!"
"No where baby!"
She then lifted my cock into her tight ass.
"Oh, Damn!"
"what's the matter big boy, can't take like a man."
she than made the wound worse, everytime she bounce the bullet when deeper into his stomach, he then passed out durring his sex.
Chapter 4: Retirement ti the Spa
I then woke up back at the base,
"Jeez private you got youre ass saved by a nurse" she then laughed,
"here take the bits, Im gonna let you go retire for 5 days, got that? you are now sergent Zen youre free."
"thanks Ma'am."
I then flew out of camp and headed to the spa for a 50 bit treatment Angel's kiss? i then stop to see the beauty of Lotus. Her Blue fur and her pink mane.
"Hey, Sergent Assfuck. what treatment you want!" Aloe said angerly
Lotus then looked at me with blush. I left the rgister
" HEY FUCKER!" she continued.
I then walked up to Lotus.
"you... You are the most beautiful pony of all equestria!" I know I lied but hey! worth a shot.
"youre handsome yourself."
"I know we just met but... do you want to go out with me??"
"Sure why not" She got excited.
"I never had a boyfriend before!"
"so do you wanna meet at Hoofs n' Dance?" She continued then I got to speak.
"I'd love to but I have to go change first." so I got to change.
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I waited at the front door, there she was in a skirt with heels on,
"hi"
she said in a shy voice. I then open the door on for her. we then enter. as we seat a strange man walks by. with his son, who seems to look like a, PIRATE!? A early halloween party? The man reaches for his jacket. pulling out a .22 could it be? I then reconize the voice, It was my old boss who I killed?! he shot 8 rounds at my table
"WHAT'S GOING ON FELIX"
"He's trying to kill me is going on."
I jumped over the seat realesing 6 CZ75 rounds into his chest... he then bleeds then, the little boy cries
"Why'd you kill him you murder!" he punches me and tries to push me.
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I began to cry as I collapse to the floor i'm becoming who I tried to avoid...
Me... I remember in March 18 1992 my father took care of me ever since my mother died in the birth process.
He was my only person I depended on, March 18 2001 he was killed in a stabbing. on my birthday we walked to the store so I can choose what I wanted. we walked out and all I saw was black... I woke up on a chair and my father was across. the took a knife and cut out his his tongue. and repatidly stabbed in the stomach then chest...
the cops busted them out in time before they killed me...
As I snap out to realitie I started to cry. slowly shedding a tear...
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A man sliced through the bars as I realized im in jail.
"Psssstt!" he whispered holding down his hoof.
I grabbed it and was pulled onto the roof.
"dont talk just follow" he said.
I then found myself at a warehouse with high grades military weapons.
"Youre a bandit now"he said as I gasped.
Chapter 5: Is this how it ends
"we realize a bomb is above equestria you must choose, should we save it or let you go back to reality...."
Felix then chosed to save the world he was in. he latched onto a rocket in the ware house...
"Im in"
he then latches on the rocket and lifts straighr into the nuke... he then remember everything that came with and without the adventure
"this is the end" he said 100 ft. in the air he left go falling in in air.
he fell to the floor and amazingly lives the fall but he lost his wings saving equistria over himself. the bandit stood over him...
"oh you chose the wrong choice" he the released 5 rounds into the dimembered wing and disinigrated bone peaguses...
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R.I.P Felix Princess Sparkle stood on his grave....
"I must rezerect him. for his sacrifice....."
"Felix get up you lazy fuck!"
"Sammy?"
"you got me worried we found you Naked in the graveyard with bullet holes in you!"
"Well, you might think im crazy but let me tell you how it happend..."
he often then visits Ponyville in his dreams. in another world.
THE END
I awoke, with... HOOFS!? AND WINGS!?..
"Hey! You!..." A cyan horse asked.
I looked back.
"Never seen you around? Did you transport?" She questioned me for 10 minutes.
"Everyone, seriously stop fucking around with me!?" I got scared from the reality I was in.
"Shhhhh.... we dont swear here or else you or anypony get can get locked up!"
"Is this real?" I asked in a scared tune
She hoofed me in the snout...
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"ugghhh?" I mummbled
"Ummm Rainbow I think you killed him" a soft voice said.
"No he can't be dead!" Rainbow paniced trying to keep her cool.
"Lets find out!" Another voice has squeaked.
"PINKY NO!!!"
She did snout to snout. I awoke with mouth full of spit and air. I choked on spit and cold air.
"Who are you guys what do you want?!"
"You know what we want!"
"sex?!"
"I dont know what that is I can probably search it in my book?"
A purple mare said flipping pages.
"You seriously dont know?!"
"Is it bad?" I laughed
"IT'S PLEASURE!"
"OH BOY! I love pleasure!" Yelled the squeaky voice.
"Do you want me to show you?"
"I... Supposed?.."
"Let me warm up..."
Felix's penis began to erect.
"OH! So thats what thats for!?" she nervously acted, Face blush and red.
I hopped on her pounding her in the Vaginal area,
"Ow! That... Feels... So GOOD!!" she moaned
Everypony gasped
"I WANNA TRY! I WANNA TRY!" The pink one went one.
Felix went on for 30 minutes straight. Twilight let out a sigh,
"and it's has only been 50 minutes since we known each other!" I let out a laugh and everypony joined in the laugh.
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I then go look for a house. I purchased it with these weird coins that I found in a bag,
any way I need a job to support it so I signed up for the Pegus.w.a.t