A Different Kind of Party

by Silver_Wolf

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy
Length: 1945

Everypony likes parties, and I mean EVERYPONY, just some like different kinds of parties.

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Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-17 04:59:27 UTC

Chapter 1

Pinkie Pie bounced down the streets of Ponyville with glee, waving to all her friends with the same cheerful smile on her face as usual, but she stopped dead in her tracks at the sight of the pony walking down the street towards her, Pinkie Pie's cheerful smile turned into a full blown grin...

The colt walking towards her had a long, spiky mane that was grey with a white stripe through it, his coat was snow white, and so were his feathers, he had dark sunglasses on shielding his electric blue eyes from the sun, he glanced over at Pinkie Pie and stopped directly in front of her.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE HERE!" She shouted with joy.

"What's going on my reality bending friend?" He said holding out his hoof that she bumped.

Pinkie Pie sniffed the air then looked at him frowning.

"You smell funny..." She muttered.

The colt smirked, then lifted up his sunglasses to reveal his eyes were bloodshot red, Pinkie Pie instantly started snickering.

"You know, we should have a party to celebrate you being here Wake!" Pinkie said excitedly.

"Sounds fun." He said putting his sunglasses back over his eyes.

"I'll go set it up right now!" She said, before she could dart off, the colt grabbed her tail and made her turn around.

"Actually, I'll set it up, just come to my place later tonight, around midnight." He said grabbing a piece of paper from his saddle bag with his wing, then handing it to Pinkie.

"Great! Can I bring my friends?" She asked grinning.

"Sure, as long as you can trust them." The colt replied walking away.

"I don't know about this..." Fluttershy muttered hanging her head down.

"Don't worry! This guy's a party animal!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed skipping with her friends.

"That's what I'm afraid of..." Fluttershy said nervously.

"What do you mean? I'm a party animal too!" Pinkie Pie replied.

"Well... I uh... Nothing." Fluttershy muttered.

"I think she means this colt sounds like he likes completely different parties than you." Twilight said.

"Don't be silly Twilight!" Pinkie Pie said chuckling.

Pinkie Pie knocked on the door to the colt's home, after a few moments, but the door swung with the snow white colt standing in front of her.

"Six of you? Awesome, we can try out my new... Toy." He said smirking.

The six walked into the house, it looked rather peculiar, the walls looked like puzzle pieces placed together, all the pieces different colors, the floor was a soft white carpet, and not a single piece of furniture matched the house, the coffee table was ancient looking marble with a dark wooden frame, the couch's cushions were all totally different colors, but that was the entire point, the house was supposed to look insanely designed.

"Your home looks rather... Interesting." Rarity said with a slight nervous chuckle.

"Thanks, took me a few weeks to get it just how I want it." He said smiling proudly.

"C'mon! Lets get started already!" Pinkie said excitedly.

"Alright, I'll be right back." He said walking away into another room.

"Pinkie, what type of party is this...?" Fluttershy asked nervously.

"You'll see!" She exclaimed.

The colt came back a minute later carrying several peculiar items, one of them being a long, slick black pole with 6 tubes hanging down from the very top were a cone was, the other item was a large, clear plastic trash bag, stuffed with a green plant...

"What you're looking at right now my friends, is over about a fourth pound of marijuana, nothing special about it, but this isn't all we're smokin tonight." He said proudly.

"AWESOME!" Pinkie Pie cried out with glee.

"So lets get started shall we?" He said setting the pole down.

Pinkie Pie instantly ran over to the pole and wrapped her lips around one of the tubes.

"I always wanted to try this!" Applejack said grinning, then placing her mouth around the next tube.

"Sweet!" Rainbow Dash said, and without hesitation took her place on the line of tubes.

"Well... I suppose it couldn't hurt to just try..." Rarity said and walked on over.

"If everypony else is doing it... I guess I will too." Fluttershy muttered and put her mouth around a tube.

"Unicorn, spark it up with some magic for them." The colt said sitting on a bean bag chair.

Twilight looked up at the pole then the door, she swallowed hard and took a step forward.

"Why are you hesitating?" He asked smirking.

"I just... Don't normally do this..." She said nervously.

"Neither does anypony else aside from me and Pinkie here." He replied.

"I guess it couldn't hurt..." She said then wrapping her lips around the last tube.

The colt packed the top full of marijuana, Twilight lit it with her magic, and he laughed senselessly as they all had a coughing fit and the entire small house got covered with marijuana.

"Alright, let me show you how this is done!" He said standing up from the bean bag chair.

Pinkie and the colt each grabbed three tubes, opening their mouths wide, they placed the three tubes in their mouths, the marijuana on the top was still burning, so they took the biggest hit imaginable, they continued inhaling until there wasn't even a gram of marijuana left!

Pinkie Pie started coughing out the immense amount of smoke, while the colt held it in without a problem, all six of the ponies watched in awe as Wake kept the smoke in his lungs for a solid thirty seconds without even the slightest cough, until he simply couldn't hold it in anymore and exhaled the incredible amounts of smoke.

"How did you do that?" Pinkie asked.

"You're the one here who bends reality, not sure why we're the one asking that." He said with a slight chuckle. "My body's enchanted, unlike most living beings, I can live on this stuff, literally, I can breath smoke like it's oxygen."

"Anyways, you all might want to find a seat, because once this stuff starts to kick in, you won't want to even blink, it's nothing special, but you all seem like light weights." He said smirking.

After all the ponies got comfortable, the marijuana started to kick in, Pinkie and Wake both sat on the same bean bag chair next to each other, staring up at the red ceiling, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash all sat together on the couch, Applejack was laying on the floor still awake, while Twilight sat on a wooden chair with her mind drawing a blank.

"Hey, what's your name anyways?" Rainbow Dash asked him.

"My name's Wake and Bake, most ponies just call me Wake in public, Bake in private." He said proudly.

The seven ponies all sat in the smoke filled house without moving an inch, aside from Bake, who kept going into the kitchen to grab plenty of desserts while the marijuana slowly wore off.

"I'm hardly buzzed now." Bake said frowning. "I'll be right back."

It took him no more than a minute to come back with two new items, one was a glass water bong, and a normal sized baggy stuffed with white marijuana.

"What's that?" Pinkie Pie asked.

"It's called Cloud Kush, only grown in Cloudsdale, and it's watered with rainbows." He said with a wide grin.

He packed the water bong and had Twilight light it for him, he didn't hesitate to smoke it until it was nothing but ash, the six watched in awe when he exhaled rainbow colored smoke! As they based the bong repacking the marijuana, the once gray smoke was replaced with perfectly arranged rainbow colors.

"This is absolutely incredible!" Rarity exclaimed.

"Gotta love rainbows, though the secret is kinda kept on the downlow, when you water it with rainbows, it doubles the THC, and lets out awesome rainbow smoke." Bake said grinning.

"So Bake, how do you know Pinkie Pie?" Twilight asked him.

"Oh we go way back..."

~

Pinkie Pie was always a talkative filly, especially in class, she just didn't know how to keep quiet or stay still, and she'd always get in trouble... On a special day though, I had finally gotten my cutie mark, and I realized how chill and calm I got from smoking marijuana, Pinkie Pie was stuck inside during recess for talking during class, so I thought I could try and help her out, I went inside and instantly befriended her, next thing you know, we're blazing everyday on our way to school.

~

"I'd always make sure to buy the highest quality pot, because it takes a TON to tame that beast." Bake explained.

"You've been doing this... Sense you were a foal?" Rarity asked in disbelief.

"Yep, best part is, it's legal for me, I'm immune to being told to stop by anypony." He said proudly.

"What? But... Why?" Twilight asked astonished.

"It's my special talent, Princess Celestia didn't even bat an eye when I asked her to smoke with me." Bake replied.

"You've smoked with Princess Celestia!? I don't believe it! She's too powerful and kind to even consider it!" Twilight barked.

"Well you all seem pretty nice and we're smoking right now, plus, how do you think she stays so calm?" He said grinning. "But yeah I have smoked with her, it's kinda one of  my life goals, to get high with every single powerful pony and creature out there, bad or good." Bake explained.

"So darling, what was it like to do... This... With our princess?" Rarity asked.

"Well..."

~

I had just finished school, and I had almost just made all the list's of my life goals, and at that time I was working on creating the best possible Marijuana, I had gone to Cloudsdale to find out the secrets of Cloud Kush, when I was going to one of my buddies that sold the stuff, and when I got there I actually ran into Princess Celestia who was getting some herself! After a short discussion, we ended up getting half a pound of Cloud Kush, and we didn't pay a single bit thanks to her being the princess and all.

We flew to her castle to smoke it, and little did I know Luna was actually waiting there too! We blazed all day and all night until there wasn't a gram left of that half pound! The entire time we were stuffing our faces, especially Celestia, she had her face buried in cake while Luna and I just ate it like normal ponies, overall it was fantastic, the food, the Cloud Kush, all of it...

~

"Best time of my life really." Bake said smiling proudly.

"But why would Princess Celestia smoke... This stuff!?!?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"She's a princess, she has a stressful life, sometimes princesses need to take a break, just like everypony else." Bake replied smirking.

"When you say life goals, what do you mean by that?" Twilight asked curiously.

"Well I'm a bit of a dreamer, I have so many goals I'll likely never complete, I've got a suitcase packed with scrolls of all my achievements I can only hope to grab onto, and thanks to you all, I just completed one of my favorite." He said grinning.

"How did we help ya?" Applejack asked confused.

"You six are the Elements of Harmony, some of the most powerful ponies out there! And now I can cross that off my list, I've officially smoked with Equestria's strongest creatures." Bake said proudly.

"What? Really? That's wonderful!" Rarity said now laying on the ground.

"Haha, yeah thanks a ton." He said smiling softly.