Poo Poo My Doo Doo Part 7
Bronify in da Hd
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aka Tom Cruise Sex Tapes
Bronify was crying in his Power Ranger Costume again. Sperm was driping from Santa’s eyes. Bronify had to lick each droplet up until he pissed himself.Now Bronify was crying with himself for doing that. “Potatoes are a drug and so is pissing the bed” he thought. Tom Cruise came (stop thinking dirty) with a camera and rainbow colored wine made from Twilight Sparkle’s Anus. When he walked in Bronify was crying and clopping so hard that even Rainbow Cracked Up had to stop and think.
Tom Cruise then jumped onto Bronify rock hard pineapple and said “Black Jesus” this made Bronify cum twice I might add! The Black Jesus himself walked in and had sex with Tom while Bronify recorded. But the camera ran out of Battery and Bronify had to go to Walmart to Buy some more didos n stuff. Micheal Jackson then twerked to the song Jesus Loves you This I know......
Bronify didnt care because he has sweg and u dont. RideTheMagicDragon pissed the bed for da first time. Pokemon is da shew a boot a bunh of animas dancin on top of men. Bronify then became a poni and then became black again. He cried then masterbated to Two Girls on Rarity. Rainbow Dash would stare at him do this because she learned to stare from Fluttershy because fluttershy has sweg and u dont. Spike pissed the bed because hes to kewl. Tom Cruise ended up Waiting 1000000000 Light Years for Bronify and even then Bronify didnt cum or have the batterys. Mario faked 400 orgasms and puked out bloody tampons everywhere.Ewwwwww i like potatoes now.
Bronify then realized in order to spam everyone in da world wrote this.......
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM IS DA BEST FOOD.......sweg
he did this because he has sweg and u dont
PS i wasnt high when i wrote this meth doesnt kount
i like ponies and potatoes and sweg
i only wrote this because i have sweg and you dont
crap i pissed the bed
Alright back to da story so santa claus was a human this whole time......and so was bronify it turns out that he ate so much fried chicken because he’s black and ur not. So ppl like rainbows other like pinkie so like rarity cloaked in luna.....but no likes those stories cause there sort of gay
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