Poo Poo My Doo Doo Part 7

by FanboyWritesThis

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Princess Celestia, Zecora, Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6, Gore, Trixie, Apple Bloom, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Romance, Adventure, Sex
Length: 1100

Bronify is the Only Black Pony in Ponyville and Jesus is back from the dead here to kill SuperMegaDeathNintendoSegaSwag 1.0 in a battle to the death.

Bronify is da only black pony in ponyville. He then must learn what its like to be a black pony in a pony world. This story has mature themes such as why you should not piss the bed and dont think twice about having sex with Tom Cruise. This story is not meant to be taken seriously. Do not read unless your a heartless person trust me.

Published 2013-07-21 16:40:03 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-21 16:40:03 UTC

Poo Poo My Doo Doo Part 7

Poo Poo My Doo Doo Part 7
Aka Yo Mamma Be Gay

Bronify turns out to be the only black brony in pony. Zecora even makes fun of him. Calling slang words like white little faggot cracker. Bronify cried to sleep for thousand luna years (makes sense in my head). Bronify decides to stop fapping to pictures of Daring Do for one night. He then meets Slenderman and Trixie,and then Slenderman gets naked. Bronify then falls asleep and Tom Cruise walks faps Bronify in a circle jerk fashion and leaves.

Then Bronify wakes up to cum and piss all over his bed. Tom Cruise pissed and fapped to fluttershy panstu all night long. He penis then falls off and implodes on the ground 7 times in row just like a long fart. Bronify then realizes that Tom Cruise has point in the storyline but decides to fap to him anyways. Pinkie Die then had sex with Daring Do and TheMuffinManHD (the hd is necessary because he uploads pornos in hd).

No one know what Trixie until Rainbow Crash walked in. Rainbow Smash had 22 Group Clopfest with Applebloom,Flutterdick,Pinkie Die,Appleshit,and a bunch of other random ponies who ended up leaving before cumming. TheKillerWeb had something inside of him it was burning hot just like love for Old Greg. Old Greg has a vagina but is a man so he ends up leaving because he left his muffins back home.

RideTheMagicDragon ended up clicking link that Bronify sent him, he pissed bed again. Appleshit walked and had to change the sheets.Applebloom cried and Tom Cruise died of No Cell Phone Coverage. Bronify then with power of He-Man turned into a Celestia and pissed the bed. BA Rainbow Dash (not confused with Rainbow Crash but a raging fanboy) then screams at the top of his lungs “I know how big your dick is Rainbow Dash so stop fapping to Trixie”

Pink Fluffy Unicorns then shoot out of MuffinMan’s anal cavity and dies of stepping on a lego. Bronify pisses the bed again. TheKillerWeb then becomes a famous pony stripper and writes the “The Rainbow Factory”

RideTheMagicDragon and Derpy Muffin then meet TheLivingTombstone but he’s not living anymore because tombstones cant breathe. Derpy Whodafuq then cries herself to sleep and RideTheMagicDragon pisses the bed.

THE END

Bronify in da Hd

Bronify in da Hd
aka Tom Cruise Sex Tapes

Bronify was crying in his Power Ranger Costume again. Sperm was driping from Santa’s eyes. Bronify had to lick each droplet up until he pissed himself.Now Bronify was crying with himself for doing that. “Potatoes are a drug and so is pissing the bed” he thought. Tom Cruise came (stop thinking dirty) with a camera and rainbow colored wine made from Twilight Sparkle’s Anus. When he walked in Bronify was crying and clopping so hard that even Rainbow Cracked Up had to stop and think.

Tom Cruise then jumped onto Bronify rock hard pineapple and said “Black Jesus” this made Bronify cum twice I might add! The Black Jesus himself walked in and had sex with Tom while Bronify recorded. But the camera ran out of Battery and Bronify had to go to Walmart to Buy some more didos n stuff. Micheal Jackson then twerked to the song Jesus Loves you This I know......

Bronify didnt care because he has sweg and u dont. RideTheMagicDragon pissed the bed for da first time. Pokemon is da shew a boot a bunh of animas dancin on top of men. Bronify then became a poni and then became black again. He cried then masterbated to Two Girls on Rarity. Rainbow Dash would stare at him do this because she learned to stare from Fluttershy because fluttershy has sweg and u dont. Spike pissed the bed because hes to kewl. Tom Cruise ended up Waiting 1000000000 Light Years for Bronify and even then Bronify didnt cum or have the batterys. Mario faked 400 orgasms and puked out bloody tampons everywhere.Ewwwwww i like potatoes now.

Bronify then realized in order to spam everyone in da world wrote this.......
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM IS DA BEST FOOD.......sweg
he did this because he has sweg and u dont
PS i wasnt high when i wrote this meth doesnt kount
i like ponies and potatoes and sweg
i only wrote this because i have sweg and you dont
crap i pissed the bed

Alright back to da story so santa claus was a human this whole time......and so was bronify it turns out that he ate so much fried chicken because he’s black and ur not. So ppl like rainbows other like pinkie so like rarity cloaked in luna.....but no likes those stories cause there sort of gay

DA END

Bronify and the great big.....

Bronify and great big........
aka Clopify

Bronify was taking the place of Celestia because he currently looked like and recently skinned,killed and raped her,in that exact order. It would be up to Twilight Spamle to save the day, and her trusty sidekick Nightmare Penis. Twilight Sparkle woke up like it was a average day clopping to ponies. The bed was wet not because of all the clopping but because she pissed the bed. Twilight was Supposed to meet Appleshit today but something made that impossible. It was her specail time of month and she had to.......use the great big thing.

The Great Big Thing was a large big thingey that controlled something but whatever it was Twilight loved controlling it even through she had no idea of what it was or going to be. RideTheMagicDragon died from pissing the bed. Trixie went to go eat cake at the cake shop or somethin like dat. When Micheal Jackson walked over slowly raping 22 6 years olds at the same time (he's talented at his work). Spike was stalking Pinkie Die. MuffinMan became a human again. Twilight Spank Me harder grabbed the great large thingey.....

It spoke to her “do you love me?”.”fuck no” said Twilight Pie. Then the great big thing turned into a car. She used the car to drive to Celestia’s castle. She entered to see cum and blood everywhere. RideTheMagicDragon pissed the bed in heaven. Trixie went to go see World War Z and ended up masterbating with the scenes were the girls were crying. Twilight enter the door to see Bronify posing a Celestia. Twilight didnt care and still had sex with him.

Bronify got pregnant and named his baby Molestia

And thats how Equestria was made

The End

ps:Bronify is still black