Strawberry Kiwi's First Breakup
Strawberry Kiwi's First Break Up
Yesterday at noon, it was very sunny. Strawberry Kiwi had just broken up with her long-time boyfriend, Steven Magnet. She’d had enough of his luscious, awe-inspiringly caufed facial hair. She was in search of a new lover, one whose facial hair didn’t contradicked the type of animal kingdom his predecessors had come from. Not only should Steven have had less facial hair, but he also was a terrible performer in bed. She needed someone who could handle her sexual standards, someone who had a little more........ girth. Actually, a lot more. ;)
Whilst flaunting her plot at the market, all of the stallions offered to buy her plot for personal pleasure. However, after examining all of their penises, Strawberry decided that none of them had the girth she needed in order to feel comforted at night. Or even during the day. As she cuntinued flaunting she happened to pass the local Ponyville adult store. That, by the way, was where everypony in town went to get their adult toys, dildos and porn to be specific. Looking inside of the store, she spotted the Annihilator XXXL. It had been on her Christmas list ever since she was a little filly, yet unfortunately she never had enough bits to afford it.
“What in the fuck could you possibly need that thing for?” exclaimed the store clerk.
“For my EXTREMELY large vaginal region, thank you very much,” responded Strawberry.
“Ring ring!” said the door as Derpy entered; she was the shop’s most valuable customer. She usually bought three to four dildos a week along with some porn magazines.
“Whatcha lookin’ at there Strawberry?” questioned Derpy.
“Oh, just this huge fucking dildo.”
“That one definitely looks good! Why don’t ya buy it? I totally would.”
“I would get it in a vaginabeat, I just don’t have enough money right now.”
“I could totally help you out with the cost; I’ve made a lot of money recently sucking all sorts of different ponies’ testicles. It makes great pay!”
“No way! Really? That sounds like you’re living the dream! You wanna split the cost with me? I think there’s enough fun to go around with something that big. ;)”
“Totally!”
As Derpy repeatedly thrusted the Annihilator XXXL into Strawberry’s vagina, Strawberry screamed in pleasure. She cuntinued thrusting and Strawberry screamed some more. She then moaned in between each of her screams. She had never felt such massive stallionhood inside of her before. There wasn’t actually anything stallionly about it, except for the fact that it was a giant fucking penis, literally.
“Hey Strawberry, I’m having a lot of fun repeatedly thrusting this giant dildo into you. You wanna switch soon though? It looks like even more fun to be on that end of it,” asked Derpy.
“It certainly is DerpAHHHHHHHHHHHHHy!” exclaimed Strawberry.
“So, um, uh, can we switch now?” asked Derpy approximately 3 hours later.
“NO! KEEP THRUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSTING THE Annihilator XXXL INTO ME!”
“No! I’ve been thrusting the Annihilator XXXL into you for several hours now and quite frankly, I’m getting quite tired of it.”
Derpy removed the Annihilator XXXL from Strawberry’s now aching, stretched-out vagina with a popping noise similar to this one → link.
“Teehee,” giggled Strawberry. “That tickled. But seriously, put it back in me right now, bitch.”
“Oh, you want me to put it in do ya? I think I will! But in MYSELF!” exclaimed Derpy.
And then Derpy took the Annihilator XXXL and shoved it into her own vagina, yelping with pleasure. It didn’t go into her as easily as it did for her friend since her vagina couldn’t even cumpare in size to that of the ridickulously loose Strawberry Kiwi.
Because Strawberry was so sexually aroused, she decided to help her friend out despite the fact that the giant dildo that she wanted for herself was now in Derpy’s vagina. Strawberry took the straps from the Annihilator XXXL and tied them around her waist before thrusting the giant dildo into the eagerly awaiting Derpy.
“FUCK YOU, DERPY!” screamed Strawberry.
“FUCK ME, STRAWBERRY KIWI!” screamed Derpy in response.
“‘Kay!” screamed Strawberry in response to the response.
Then she thrusted and thrusted and thrusted. And then she thrusted some more. Each thrust gave Derpy more and more pleasure until she almost couldn’t take it anymore. But then she kept taking it. This fuck session cuntinued for 6.9 hours straight, or should I say, lesbian?
Yes, I should definitely say lesbian.
Because they are both female.
Reasons.
Anyways, they eventually passed out due to a thrusting-dildos-in-vaginas overdose. Steven Magnet happened to be cumming over to Strawberry Kiwi’s house that day to return her thong. When he found the two mares lying there unconscious, he was quite cuntcerned. He decided to watch after them to make sure nopony took advantage of them in their vulnerable state. He put them in bed and tucked them in and made sure they were okay.
Two days later, Strawberry woke up and realized that her thong that she had left in Steven Magnet’s river was on the table right next to her. She couldn’t believe that Steven had been in her house while she was asleep so she set off on a journey to kill that perv. She ventured for seven minutes to Steven’s river where she whipped out her Annihilator XXXL and started whacking him with it across the face. She shoved it all of the way down his throat until he started to choke. He eventually passed out because he choked on the Annihilator XXXL’s massive dildoness. Once he was unconscious, she rammed the Annihilator XXXL through his eye socket, embedding it in his brain stem. Thus, she left Steven Magnet paralyzed, alone to die in the Everfree Forest with a giant dildo penetrating his skull.
Strawberry went back to her house where Derpy was playing with a brand new toy. She had just gotten the Annihilator XXXXXL.
Then they fucked.
The End.
