Star Wars: Equestria

A meadow. A luxurious meadow. The perfect meadow. Flawless in every conceivable way. The air whispered in my ears with a warm breeze that soothed me from muzzle to tail. A butterfly tickled my nose before leaving to join its flock in the water. Overhead birds sang a beautiful melody that practically forced you to hum along to the tune. Morning dew dropped from a nearby leaf and la-

"DING DING GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE, WAKEY WAKEY, TIME FOR CLASS!"

I fucking hate droids.

"DING DING DING"

"Shut the hell up H9."

"DING DING DING"

"H9."

"RINGA-DING DING"

"Shut UP!" A swift buck sent the worthless ball of scrap metal right into the metal wall making a ding that surely woke everyone.up.