me my friends and ponys?

When I woke up the next day I remembered everything that happen. I remember have you know what with Dash. I also remember CM starting a fight but can't remember why. I got out of bed making sure to not wake up Dash and walked down stairs. I then realized that the house was clean. I turn to see my friends eating breakfast. CB was eating pancakes with a muffin. Mason was trying to eat a bagel. CM was cooking of course. Conner was still asleep upstairs most likely with Twilight.

"Hey guys."

"Hi Staps" they all said.

"So I see you got down with Dash." I knew it that was your plan the whole time."

"No mason we were both sober."

"So what was this plan of yours?" Conner asked scaring me a bit.

"Oh well Manson thought that I was trying to get Dash drunk so I can have sex with her."

"Oh well did you?"

"What no well ya I had sex with her but we were both sober." Then both Twilight and Rainbow Dash came down the stairs.

"Hi" everypony said.

"Hey guys hi Conner". Twilight said. Conner just blushed.

"Hey Staps want to go flying today test out your wings?"

"Sure."

"Ok come to my place when your ready"

"Ok" and she left. So before I head out Mason said something.

"Hey guys we need money bad so we need jobs."

"There is a job listing bored at the center of town." Twilight puts in.

"Ok then we all go to there to get a job and earn some money." I say as I eat my last bagel.

"Well if you guys are ready then I'm ready." Conner says.

"Ok then we're leaving."

We left and as Conner went out the door Twilight said to meet her back at her house tonight. He nods and turns around blushing.

"Do you think she likes me?" Conner asked as we walked the dirt bath heading to town.

"Oh I don't know she invites you to her house to have sex most likely of course she likes you dumass." Said CM. We all laughed. We finally got to the center of town and we saw the board for the jobs. We looked at it and one of them caught CM' s eyes. Need help at the bakery from Pinki Pie.

I'm taking this job I'm good at cooking. He takes the sheet off and walks to the bakery. The next one was Need help on the ranch from AJ.

"I will take this one" Mason said and took of to find the ranch. The next one was need help at Rarity' s. "I will take this one" said CB. He said. He ran off to help her. The last on was Knife battles tomorrow night at 6. Now that was something I wanted to do so I signed up and went to Rainbow' s house for flying lessons.