me my friends and ponys?

by stabs

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Alternate Universe, Human, Comedy, Romance, Adventure
Length: 2366

me my friends go on a walk down a bath in the forest and we hit something big!!

my friends find a portal and we go.though it.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-17 19:39:00 UTC

Ponyvill

So by now you know all my friends and what they are like and how dum we are so in joy this chapter.

WARNING THIS BOOK HAS SEX AND ADULT CONTENT IN IT.

Ponyvill

I woke up to herring Conner' s voice. "THE FUCK WHY ARE WE PONYS!?!"

"Idk dude this is so FUCKED up". CB said.

I got up to see that everyone even me were ponys! We all had different things like me and Mason has wings. While Conner had a horn. And CM and CB had nothing. CM was a night blue color and had a gold mane and tail. Conner was red with a black mane and tail. CB was a yellow and had black hair like CB. Mason was white with a blue tail and man. I was red and had  wings too. My mane an tail was like a sunset color and my wings were the same.

"Cool look at us were amazing looking". Conner said with a smile.

"Well I have to say I look good" CB said with a laugh.

"Hey Staps you look cooler than anyone here" CM said.

"I know right". I say with a smile.

"So what now?" I asked.

"I don't know hey Conner do you know we're we are?"CB asked

But Conner was not paying attention to CB he was thinking

"I got it" Conner said with a smile.

"Got what?" Asked Mason.

"The answer du ok we're ponys right?"

"Ya so what?" Said me.

"Well if we are all bronys than that means we're in Ponyvill!"

"Wait what we're in Ponyvill?"

"Yep".

We all looked around to see that we were in a big library. We then herd voices from the door. There had to be like 6 of them at least. So we armed are self with things around the room. I found my knife on the floor next to me and picked it up. It must have come through the portal. Mason found a stick, CB found a pan, CM found a rock,and Conner found a chair. We all waited for the door to open. The door started to open and Twilight walked inside. Conner ran up and CM had to through the rock at Conner to stop him from hitting her. Conner fell to the floor with a loud thud. Twilight was shocked to see us. Then the rest of them came in. We saw them and they saw us.

"Ow what the fuck was that for you ass!?" Conner yells.

"Hey your dumass what going to hit Twilight." CM said.

"Oh sorry" he said to Twilight.

"It's ok we're did you guys come from?"

"Uhh..Earth." Mason said.

"WHAT YOU GUYS CAME FROM EARTH!?"

"Um ya". I replied.

"Is that ok?" CB asked.

"Yes it's ok that means that my magic spell worked!" She said with a huge smile.

"What magic?" I asked.

"The portal was the sleek that brought you here."

"Oh..ya sorry."

"So can we stay here in Ponyvill."

"Ya sure let's gust get you a house and tell Pinki Pie to get a party ready."

Yaaa I will be right back."

So we all talked about Earth and they all talked about Ponyvill.We were all very excited and waited for Pinki Pie to come back.

Well I think that Pinki Pie has found you a house. Twilight said.

"Ok." We were then following Twilight and here friends.

The Party

We all arrived at are house to find Pinki Pie with a cannon standing at our front door.

"Wow wow wow what is with the cannon Pinki?"

"Oh this is my party cannon." She says and then lights it and it fires. Well the first thing that popped into my mind was well great are house is know destroyed with party decorations all over it. When the smoke clears I see that our house is still intact. There was party decorations all over the place. There was cupcakes in the corner with beers and drinks. There was a DJ place next to that. And there was so much cake.

The party was going to start around 6 so we just got ready and all. Twilight and here friends went to go get ready to so it was just me and the guys.

"Hey so is there a drinking age here." I asked.

"Don't think so there is beer on the table." CB said with a smile.

We waited for the party to start. At around 5:30 they started coming in. At around 6:00 almost everypony was there. The DJ pony was playing music while they danced others were drinking. Some played 7 minutes in heaven. And others just sat around and talked.

"Well I'm going to get a beer you guys want some?" I asked.

"Sure I will go." CM said.

"I'm going to find Twilight seya." Conner said running away.

"Ya ummm in going to go help Pink bye." CB said.

So me and CM went to go get us some beers. We had no idea we're Mason was but he was probably was some were having fun. I got a beer and so did CM. We stood there drinking when CM said.

"Man dude this is the best beer I have ever tasted." He said with a smile.

"You have never had beer before." I replied.

"Oh Staps you don't know everything about me."

"I don't want to know everything about you.

We both laughed and finished are beers. That's when Mason showed up.

"Hey there Mason were have you been? CM asked.

"Oh I have been hanging out with the mares." He replied.

"Oh hey look Staps look at that mare." CM says like a creep.

What I saw was the most beautiful mare I have ever seen. She had a rainbow mane and tail. She was light blue and had purple eyes.

"Wow she is beautiful." I say aloud.

"Well way don't you go talk to her?" Mason joked.

"Well I don't know I mean I'm not that good at talking to girls."

"Well this can be good practice." CM says laughing.

"Well ok I'm going." I turned and walked away and started to walk to her. I then start to think. How am I going to pull this off. Well 1 I'm not good at talking to girls and 2 it's even harder to talk to them when they are that pretty. The next thing I knew is that I'm 2 feet from her and I start sweating. She looks up at me and I ask.

"Um can I sit here?"

"Sure way not."

So I sit down and now I'm 6 inches from her. I start to sweat again. Then she starts talking to me.

"So um.."

"Staps." I say almost choking on my name.

"Well ok Staps can you go get me a drink please.

"Um ok what do you want?"

"Can I have a beer please?

"Um ok I'll be right back." I then get up and walk to the cooler. I run into Manson on my way.

"So how did it go?" He asked.

"I'm getting her a drink."

"Oh I see your plan your going to get her drunk and have sex with her I see now." He says with a grin.

"What fuck no I just want to talk and see we're it goes.

"Mhmh ya ok." He then walks of. So I get a beer for her and a beer for me and head back.

"Here you go."

"Thanks so um Staps how did you get the name Staps?" She asks.

"Um.. Well I'm good with knives I guess."

"Oh I see well I'm Rainbow Dash and I'm really good at flying and I'm trying to get into the Wonderbolts. She then smashes down her beer. I do the same. We then started talking about us and were we live and were we grew up I had to make up my story a little such as I live in Indiana grew up in the country. Now I use to live by Ponyvill in the country. Now I live in Ponyvill.

We talked and talked about stuff what she likes and what I like. We then stop talking and she gets right in my face and whispers in my ears.

"Come upstairs to the room that is the last on on the right." She gets up and leaves. I wait for 30 seconds and go. I walk up the stairs and turn but stop because I here something coming from behind a door. This is what I here.

"Oh oh oh OH CONNER YES YES OH YES!" It was Twilight I knew that those two would hook up. I then walk to the door to we're Rainbow told me to go. I open the door and walk in. What I see is Rainbow on the bed with her legs apart. This makes my dick really hard and makes me sweat. She looks at me with that face that people give you when your really sick and they fell sorry for you. Well that was the face she was giving me. She then starts talking.

"You want me don't you Staps?" She says in a lushis tone.

"Come here." She says so I do just that and walk to the bed. I then stand there like a fucking retard.

"Lay down with me." I again do as I'm told and lay down by her. She then starts kissing me I wasn't ready for it but I soon got the hang of it. My mouth was exploring hers and she was exploring mine. This went on for about 2 minutes before Mason walked in.

"Yo Staps you in here I saw Conner and Twilight doing it and oh." He looks a both of us.

"Oh umm sorry I will leave you to alone." He says blushing and leaves and shuts the door.

We then start again and this time she starts getting lower and lower and lower. She finally stops at my ragging dick and looks at me.

"You ready?"

"Um.. surrreaaaaaa!! Before I could finish my sentence she was already balls deep and going. She was amazing and her mouth felt so damn good. Ohhhhhh I moan in pleasure. I was getting there really fast and she must of known because she stoped and started licking from the bottom to the top. I was almost there and with on final one balls deep I unload into her mouth she left's up and I'm still unloading. She swallows almost all of my sperm. I lay there trying to catch my breath. She then gets close again and says.

"Ready for round 2?"

"Sure." She then gets on top of me and starts grinding me. "You like this?" "Mmhm." Well get ready" she then goes faster and faster and I just buck every other second. Her moans make my dick harder. I buck really hard and she moans even louder. "Oh yes fuck yes!" I then realize that I'm about to cum. And she is too. I buck on more time and we both orgasm. Her juices flowing down my lower body. She gets of and lays next to me and we both fall asleep.

Jobs?

When I woke up the next day I remembered everything that happen. I remember have you know what with Dash. I also remember CM starting a fight but can't remember why. I got out of bed making sure to not wake up Dash and walked down stairs. I then realized that the house was clean. I turn to see my friends eating breakfast. CB was eating pancakes with a muffin. Mason was trying to eat a bagel. CM was cooking of course. Conner was still asleep upstairs most likely with Twilight.

"Hey guys."

"Hi Staps" they all said.

"So I see you got down with Dash." I knew it that was your plan the whole time."

"No mason we were both sober."

"So what was this plan of yours?" Conner asked scaring me a bit.

"Oh well Manson thought that I was trying to get Dash drunk so I can have sex with her."

"Oh well did you?"

"What no well ya I had sex with her but we were both sober." Then both Twilight and Rainbow Dash came down the stairs.

"Hi" everypony said.

"Hey guys hi Conner". Twilight said. Conner just blushed.

"Hey Staps want to go flying today test out your wings?"

"Sure."

"Ok come to my place when your ready"

"Ok" and she left. So before I head out Mason said something.

"Hey guys we need money bad so we need jobs."

"There is a job listing bored at the center of town." Twilight puts in.

"Ok then we all go to there to get a job and earn some money." I say as I eat my last bagel.

"Well if you guys are ready then I'm ready." Conner says.

"Ok then we're leaving."

We left and as Conner went out the door Twilight said to meet her back at her house tonight. He nods and turns around blushing.

"Do you think she likes me?" Conner asked as we walked the dirt bath heading to town.

"Oh I don't know she invites you to her house to have sex most likely of course she likes you dumass." Said CM. We all laughed. We finally got to the center of town and we saw the board for the jobs. We looked at it and one of them caught CM' s eyes. Need help at the bakery from Pinki Pie.

I'm taking this job I'm good at cooking. He takes the sheet off and walks to the bakery. The next one was Need help on the ranch from AJ.

"I will take this one" Mason said and took of to find the ranch. The next one was need help at Rarity' s. "I will take this one" said CB. He said. He ran off to help her. The last on was Knife battles tomorrow night at 6. Now that was something I wanted to do so I signed up and went to Rainbow' s house for flying lessons.