Don't sweat the pet

Two police officers stood outside the Dash residence, sipping at coffee as they watched a young filly restrained in hoof-cuffs struggle and wiggle on the inside floor of the house. Several other officers were searching around the house, taking pictures and rummaging through papers strewn about. One of the officers finally broke the silence.

"I never knew that turtles could dial phones" said officer McCloy.

"Me neither," said officer Brundy, " I didn't know they could communicate that they were about to be raped through telephone."

"yeah...I was in the room you know, when we got the call." said McCloy.

"You were? what was it like?"

"Just imagine playing charades, but blindfolded and no matter what you lose."

"Ah" said Brundy in an 'I get what you're saying' fashion.

The filly was wriggling and squirming on the floor, crying and yelling.

"GET OUT OF HERE!" Screamed the filly, "WE WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER!!!"

Just then, officer Brundy delivered a quadrupedal flying back flip kick to the young filly's head, silencing her.

"Shaddap," said Brundy, "rapists like you make me sick, feeding off of defenseless turtles. You should be ashamed. Ashamed I say!"

Of course the filly heard non of this, due to Brundy's kick knocking her unconscious. Brundy returned next to McCloy, who had moved into the house at this time, and sipped at his coffee, enjoying the new peace and quiet.

"why did you come inside?" asked Brundy.

"to get a better view of that kick"

Brundy laughed and then motioned to McCloy with a wave of his hoof.

"let's get out of here."

The two of them silently opened up the door, got on the floor, EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR!!!