Don't sweat the pet

by Scootalootrue

Rating: teen
Tags: Scootaloo, Sex, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Tank, Romance, Comedy
Length: 1443

Lil 'ol Scoots (not me, the actual scootaloo) has a bit of a crush. read the magical acoounts from her diary as we retall the tale that would change two lives forever.

Lil 'ol Scoots (not me, the actual scootaloo) has a bit of a crush. read the magical acounts from her diary as we retell the tale that would change two lives forever.

Published 2013-07-21 16:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-21 16:40:02 UTC

I want him forever

Day 7

Ever since that dream I knew that we were meant to be together. I have officially decided to make him my ssp. he can't speak so technically he can't say no, and those eyes clearly say that he wants it too. I visit him every night and send him lots of love. thank Celestia that Dash put the little turtle door on her front door, or else I would have to visit him through the window. Luckily I fit through the little door, so I get to snuggle and kiss him every night. He wants to take it slow, but I keep edging him to listen to Eminem and Royce Da 5'9 and live life in the fast lane. I learned the soft spots on his shell and the easiest and fastest way I could pop it off. Should make it easier when we finally decide to take it all the way.

I want him always

Day 16

I asked him yesterday if he wanted to do it, and his silence was all the yes I needed. I could see the fires of want burning in his heart through his eyes. I told him that I would set everything, since if he set it up it would take weeks. you know, because he's a turtle. I just hope he knows how to work it~ I have been reading books from twilight's secret stash, and they have been teaching me a lot about what to do. It's great that most of her pictures are of fillies, it really helps me understand better. she must use these pictures for this kind of situation. She is also really talented, because she drew some of these herself. She must know about me and Tank, because she had drawn one of me. She is so nice.

I bought some rose petals from Roseluck's stand, then went and got some scented candles. I have been so excited thinking about tomorrow night I can barely think! I'm so giddy! I am not sure what he wants me to wear! I have to go rub ice cubes on my nipples and try and look up the meaning of a rim job. I heard Pinkie say she was going to give big mac one once. I hope it isn't hard, I suck at basketball.

He wants me too

hey sexay

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g8JADUkjwM

like the note on your bed? I knew you would. I know you so much better than anyone else and you know it. see the rose pedals? They lead to me. I also put on this nice music I got from Vinyl. Tonight is our night to make love without anyone to argue. I hope you're ready babe, I'm waiting. Now come on and sex me up ;)

I have lube and buffer grease for your shell, even though that will be off for most of the time. But I have an idea of something else I can buffer ;P

get up here! XOXO

I want him

Entry 1: sometime, who knows the fuck when.

I saw him again today. OMG every time I look at him I get weak in the knees. He was walking with Dashie down to the market square and I got a look at him. I didn't talk to him or anything, every time I try I just stutter and can't think of anything to say. He looked at me and I instantly remembered why I love him so much. Those eyes are just so incredible. you can tell he's a deep thinker, even though he doesn't talk much. Or really ever. I know he understands me though. I can tell, because I understand him. I am determined to make him notice me, I have my special costume ready for him. I sowed it together myself.

Tank will be mine

I want him now

Day 2

I got all dressed up in my turtle outfit today and headed to see Tank. Dash was out flying, so it was just me and him for the rest of the day. I sneaked over and just like I expected there he was, sitting in his little turtle bed by the window I stood by. I eyed him sexily, making sure he got a full view of my turtle costume. I had to hop a couple of times for him to see it, but I think he understood. He looked at me with that same soul-searching look that he always gives me and I knew he loved the costume..... But then I saw something I hadn't expected.

In the Kitchen there was a yellow pony, her back turned to me as she cooked something. That is when I realized that Tank must have been secretly held captive while Dash had been gone. somehow Fluttershy got here before me and was planning to have hot and wild sex with my lover. I looked at Tank and saw the pain and hurt in his eyes. That is when I knew what I had to do. I threw a rock, breaking the window I was standing by. I jumped into the room, ignoring the broken glass. I ran to the kitchen, picking the rock back up as I passed it, howling a death shriek so loud the club couldn't even handle it. I scared her so bad that she didn't move from where she stood, looking at me with a horrified stare. I smacked that ho across the face with the rock, causing her to emit a quiet grunt as her body hit the floor.

I continued smashing the rock against her head until she was splattered all over the floor, then walked back into the living room to see my lover. He was still siting right where he was when I left him. "Puuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrfect~" I said sexily as I walked towards him. once I reached him I picked him up and carried him out of the house, deciding that we shouldn't make love in such a gore fest. I took him to the town square, everypony hustling around us. time stood still for me as I looked at the one thing mattered in my life. I carried tank to the middle of the square, then undid the crotch flap I had built into the costume. I set him down and got behind him, murring sexily as I stood on my hind legs like I had been practicing. I slowly and without shame looked as everypony watched me grind against Tank. I ground and ground and ground, raising one hoof in front of me and slowly smacking my other front hoof on his rump side to side. The looks on everypony's faces as I lived my dream.

The next thing i knew I was awake in my bed, the sheets soaked with sweat and liquids there weren't sweat but insteead something else....something sexual...something...Tank-like

serious crimes are serious

Two police officers stood outside the Dash residence, sipping at coffee as they watched a young filly restrained in hoof-cuffs struggle and wiggle on the inside floor of the house. Several other officers were searching around the house, taking pictures and rummaging through papers strewn about. One of the officers finally broke the silence.

"I never knew that turtles could dial phones" said officer McCloy.

"Me neither," said officer Brundy, " I didn't know they could communicate that they were about to be raped through telephone."

"yeah...I was in the room you know, when we got the call." said McCloy.

"You were? what was it like?"

"Just imagine playing charades, but blindfolded and no matter what you lose."

"Ah" said Brundy in an 'I get what you're saying' fashion.

The filly was wriggling and squirming on the floor, crying and yelling.

"GET OUT OF HERE!" Screamed the filly, "WE WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER!!!"

Just then, officer Brundy delivered a quadrupedal flying back flip kick to the young filly's head, silencing her.

"Shaddap," said Brundy, "rapists like you make me sick, feeding off of defenseless turtles. You should be ashamed. Ashamed I say!"

Of course the filly heard non of this, due to Brundy's kick knocking her unconscious. Brundy returned next to McCloy, who had moved into the house at this time, and sipped at his coffee, enjoying the new peace and quiet.

"why did you come inside?" asked Brundy.

"to get a better view of that kick"

Brundy laughed and then motioned to McCloy with a wave of his hoof.

"let's get out of here."

The two of them silently opened up the door, got on the floor, EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR!!!