Cutie Mark Crusaders: TARDIS Travellers
World ChaoZ
Previous Chapter"It's Time To rock and roll..." Pewds said preparing his chainsaw to cut on zombie flesh. "Time to hoard this shit.." He walked in front as the leader of the group. "Everybody, split up! 5 Hours remain, survive and we win th-"
"AAAAAH THIS HURTSSSSSS." Shouted Isaac, being eaten by a zombie. Then Isaac teleported asleep.
"Well, that, I can predict that would happen...." Bethany said "Poor Isaac. Good thing he's back at the Tardis." she grabbed her crowbar, walked beside Gertrude "Lets crowbar this." Both of them killed the zombies in front and behind of them. Pewds quickly sawed a zombie in half, guts flinging around. Yami and Mark, used their mops Knives with dangling cloth that can absorb liquid.
Lol, Markiplier and Yamimash AHAHAHAHA!!!
Yami and Mark both looked at the sky and said "We Heard that!" in a unison. They went back to action, using their really powerful squirting water guns that shoot water...
"Are You seriously going to use those in a zombie battle.... Atleast Maxwell wasn't here, I have to use a weapon that is really hard t-"
"GHOSTLY VOICE!!!!" A Bicycle appeared infront of Papa Acachalla.
"Oh darn, Sierra, dumbells!" Sierra threw Dumbells, specifically for Papa, but the bicycle got hit instead. "Hahaa!" Papa exclaimed in a voice declaring that he had defeated Maxwell.
"Nooooooo!!!!" Maxwell screamed and left the bicycle. Billy then set the bike on fire. Sierra used a Hd Tv to kill all the zombies while Freddie-o was eating them(Good thing Freddie-o had his shots.)
Bethany and Gertrude were driving trucks. Oh no
"HERE WE GOOOOO!" Killing 9000 times than the whole team (Excluding Markiplier and Yami)
"We read THAT!" Mark and Yami said in unison while using their powerful nerf guns.
"GIVE US GOOD WEAPONS!!!! AUTHOR YOUR'E THE WORST!" Yami said, then their nerfguns transformed into swords(KnockBack V)
"Ehem... Thank you." Mark said "Time to kill some zombie PEOPLE!!!" It's nether time...
Nether surges Everywhere. Minx played this, Mark too, Pewdie Three. IDK With Cry and Ken,
"That's it, Guys, run... The only way to do this is to sacrifice myself.." Pewds said, holding a mini MOAB, preparing to shoot it. "These zombies won't give up, go away as far as you can, I can kill them..... Goodbye. GO!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHhHH!!!!!!" The group teleported to a nuke bunker while he was left, the hoard surrounding him.
*Bang* In slow motion, the bullet, about to hit the Mini Moab, 30 seconds left.... 20..... 15..... 10.... 9. 8.7.6.5.4.3.2.......*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB* The explosion rewinds before it engulfed Felix. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!!!"
Shut your pie hole human.
Felix then looked at Discord, then a split second, the group appeared. Doug, Mark,Yami,Minx,Cry,Ken,Doug,Bethany,Sierra,Gertrude,Papa,Billy,,Rainbow D, Rarity,AppleJack & Marzia.Wait, Wha?
"Mmarzia?" Felix said to her. She preceded to hug her. "Oh, Marzia, Why are you here, you should be at the Tardis."
"You should actually try and make a metalproof vest out of raspberry pies."
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Idk why but that's better than Markiplier and Yami's
"Why do you have to be italicized, Discord, we're here now..."Mark said.
"Did you just break the-"Discord spoke but closed his mouth.
"Nah, I read the text on my eyelids, It's like Oculus Rift"Mark said.
"Oh, I haven't noticed I have a HUD. This is so cool."Pewds realized then the others started to fade excluding him "What?"
"You have won, they cheated because they teleported to a safe place. What Is Your wish?" Discord said, awaiting for a response.
"I Wish for....... The Tardis to work again." Pewds said.
Discord then snapped his finger and everyone including Discord are now gone....
As Felix's surroundings started to form, becoming the Tardis. Everyone's sleeping, and new friends are gathered. then Discord's voice was heard saying: "Thank You For Playing: Discord's Survival....". Felix was now tired so he sat down on the couches inside the Tardis. Then the door opened, with a blondie and a brownie. Jordan woke up, he looked around but the first thing he noticed was the Doctor standing there.
"HOLY CRAP ITS THE DOCTOR!!!! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!" A 22 year old man ran up to him for a hug. Then he asked Rosat to turn into a taser and tazed Jordan. The guys went up to Jordan and helped him onto the couch.
"You, are you the ones who stole the Tardis??.." The Doctor said in a deep and serious voice. Everyone pointed at the 3 kids... Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom and Scootaloo.......
"Sweetie, AppleBloom & Scoots?!" Derpy said in surprise.
"Derpy!?" The three said in unison.
"What?!" Pewds said.
"Superman!?!?!" Isaac said.
"Freddie?!" Sally said.
"What is happening!?!" Scoots said.
"Allons-y?!" Said Jordan
"Hey that's my line!" The Doctor exclaimed. "Anyway how did these three manage to steal the TARDIS?"
"We we're curious of what will be the content of this contraption you call the Tardis. We thought it would be evil so we opened it with the key you dropped...." Sweetie said.
"Well, If you're trying to act smart, then convert 29 degrees Fahrenheit to Celsius."The Doctor said.
Sweetie then was writing in the air, then she got the answer"1.66 degrees Celsius."
"I Don't actually know if that's correct, and I'm actually to lazy to ask ROSAT. So, here's an easy one. What is God?"
One talk later.
"You ruined my religion, Sweetie...." Everyone said.
"So, can I have it back??"
"Yeah, you can have the Tardis back."Pewds said. "Well, I wish that I could have another one." Then they all wen outside.
"Bye now humans." The doctor.
"Wait!!!"Jordan Exclaimed "I want your autograph!!!" He grabbed his pen and paper, gave it to the doctor.
"Jees, am I that popular, I'm just an extraterrestrial with a humanized pony." Then they all disappeared. Yo mama is so fat that when she theyturned around, It's her birthday.Another Magical sex box Tardis was there.
"What the Fuck?!" Pewds said.
