Derpy's terrible curse

by DerpytheGreat

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Dark, Sad, Romance, Adventure, Tragedy
Length: 1159

A story with Derpy trying to defend herself and friends as a maniac goes free in Ponyville

After a hard day at pizza delivery, she is met by three ponies she doesn't know who want to interview her, but they bring a curse, but once it begins, two of the interviewers are dead as Hintro has gone rapid in Ponyville, but, Derpy doesn't know that Hintro is actually somepony she knows but in disguise

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-17 17:50:02 UTC

Chapter 1: How it all started

“Another night of pizza deliveries done” cheered a grey coated and blonde maned Pegasus Mare

(As the Pegasus mare cuts the card at the ticket scanner as robotic hands come and take of the mares work clothes)

“Thank you Lyra” laughed the Pegasus mare

“I think it’s stupid, but it is better, right Derpy? Asked a voice as a pale Persian blue coated Pegasus mare appears with a blue coated unicorn

“Despite its stupid, Lyra did a great job” Announced the blue Unicorn

“I don’t care Minuette, its pure stupid” Laughed the pale Persian blue coated Pegasus Mare

“Oh Cloudchaser, what should we do with you?” Teased Minuette

“Shouldn’t you be going to your dentistry in the morning” Asked Cloudchaser

“Yes, and I know I’ve being working at this pizza place from 6:00 hours, and now it is 00:00hours, so, eighteen hours working isn’t that bad” Explained Minuette

“And the wages are quite high” Explained Derpy

(The two laugh back as Derpy becomes sad as she starts to tear up as Minuette yawns)

“Sorry Derpster, anyway, Mrs Chaser here is right, I do have to go, see you” Admitted Minuette

(Cloudchaser rolls her eyes as Derpy starts to walk as Cloudchaser runs as they start to walk to Derpy’s house as they soon enough get there as Derpy knocks on the door as a little grey unicorn filly with a blonde mane appears much to Derpy’s shock)

“Dinky, why are you up?” Scolded Derpy

(Dinky begins to cry as Derpy hugs her)

“Sorry darling, I didn’t mean to scold you there” Soothed Derpy

“Anyway, I have to get going home now; Flitter will be worrying about me” Announced Cloudchaser

“Okay then, huh? Who’s that?” Asked Derpy as she points to behind Cloudchaser

“I don’t know” Answered Cloudchaser

“Hello Ma’am” Greeted a brown coated and blue maned Earth Pony mare as a green coated and silver maned Pegasus Stallion and a black coated Unicorn Stallion with a brown mane appears as the mare coughs

“My name is Jour, this is Nao the Pegasus and this is Hintro the Unicorn, we are happy to meet you, we will be recording you and interviewing you for the next week, we’ll be resting in Ponyville Hotel, but we’ll be around from 7:00am till 23:00pm, and but not all three of us will be around, you see Nao will be for Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, the Hintro for Thursday, Friday and Saturday and I will give you the results on Sunday along with an autobiography” Revealed Jour

“Meaning you won’t have work next Sunday, yay you, see ya” Cheered Cloudchaser

“Thanks Cloudchaser” Thanked Derpy as she waves to Cloudchaser

“Excuse me, but who are you?” Asked an unknown voice

“You’re back sister” Cheered Dinky

“Sorry Amethyst, just let me chat to these, put Dinky to bed then you, yourself, go to bed, but don’t fall fast asleep” Explained Derpy

“Okay mum, some on Dinky, go and play in your bedroom, I’ll come in” Commanded Amethyst

“Right sergeant Star” Saluted Dinky

(Amethyst giggles as Derpy still chats to the three ponies)

“I’m fine with the first six days, but the seventh day on the other hand, that’s a huge problem” Explained Derpy

“Why?” Asked Hintro

“No talking Hintro, and me too” Commanded Nao

“Now I am totally confused, why no talking?” Asked Derpy

“Oh, before you accept, we also bring a terrible curse, Nao brings death, Hintro brings sex, well, these two do, but me on the other hand, I bring friendship, kindness, forgiveness, happiness and alrightness” explained Jour

“Right, I see, wait, alrightness isn’t even a word” Objected Derpy

“Pinkie Pie told me that word, ask her, not me” Explained Jour

“I see, cool, wait, can you tell me more about this, curse” Asked Derpy

“Sure can, I won’t, I’ll let these instead” Explained Jour

“Okay, my course, is the less dangerous, only one death per week, so you won’t have to worry about me, it’s usually a stallion that I kill, I never kill mares, Hintro is the mare one, not me” Explained Nao

“Cool, wait, is your brother Nitro” Asked Derpy

“I have a cousin named Nitro, he hanged out with this Mare, he’s a Alicorn Stallion, red mane and black coat, he broke the mares heart and made her pregnant when she was quite young, a foal, and she was in total pain, then he went back with her and broke her heart again, but this time, he brutally attacked her and her newest daughter and killed her cousin Doseydotes and father Zippy Zap” Answered Nao

“That was my boyfriend, I am that mare” Revealed Derpy

(Nao looks in shock as he runs off in upset as Hintro coughs)

“I am the worst, your worst nightmare even, I can have sex with three mares per day, but that’s not it, I don’t make them pregnant, and I can severely harm them in the process, it can split them up with their boyfriends, and yes, I am mainly talking about mares, I only know two that have loved ones, a straight couple, Cheerilee and Big Macintosh and a lesbian couple, the famous, Lyra Heartstrings and Sweetie Drops” Reveals Hintro as he walks away”

“Well, there you have it” Announced Jour

“And have this, see you”

(Derpy looks at the list as she looks at the list as she sees familiar mares as she reads them by name an in order)

“Amethyst, Minuette, Flitter, Cloudchaser, Raindrops, Daisy, Roseluck, Lily Valley, Rainbow Dash, Medley, Lavender Skies, Lightning Bolt, Berry Punch, Sweetie Drops, Lyra Heartstrings, Cheerilee, Lemon Hearts, Cloud Kicker, Golden Harvest, Apple Fritter and myself, yikes” Gulped Derpy as she falls asleep

(The next day, screaming is heard as Derpy sees Dinky running away as Derpy runs to the front door)

“DINKY” Screamed Derpy

(Dinky runs away as Derpy sees the dead bodies of Jour and Nao, their coats paler, the mane and tails gone, with Nao’s wings gone, the eyes sockets pulled out, and there was two notes, one saying “Hintro was here and has now killed himself” and the other one warning Derpy saying “Hintro is acting odd, this thing is called off, but you must stop him with all the might you have, and get the main six to help you, all but Rarity” as Derpy looks up in the skies)

“Rainbow Dash won’t be able to either, but Pinkie, Twilight, Applejack and Fluttershy can, oh, there’s more” thought Derpy to her head as she reads

“I’ve realised, just get Twilight, Pinkie and Rainbow to help you” Read Derpy

(Derpy rolls her eyes as she goes back inside as she opens the draw)

“Long time, no see, my friends” Smiled Derpy as she takes out pieces of paper

(As Derpy gets a pen, screaming is heard as Derpy rushes upstairs till she sees the sight, of something terrible)

“Mommy, help me” Screamed Amethyst Star