Just a bit too much whiskey

Lyra woke up at 8:30. She woke up so late because 8 was just too early. She was used to waking up at 5:30 remember? Ok whatever, I'm sidetracking, lets get back to the story. Lyra went into the kitchen, Bon Bon was still sleeping. Lyra was a little more rotund than a few months ago. She went into the fridge and started digging around for an apple. She had to reach to the way back. She had to bend slightly to get the apple. The effort of bending was a little painful. She wondered why, but that was the least of her worries at the moment, her top priority, eat breakfast. She bit a large chunk off the apple. Then Lyra sat on the couch and turned on the TV. She finished her apple, but still felt hungry. Lyra started thinking, and lately she has eaten more than she used to. Oh well, such is life. It does happen to everypony some time in their life, male or stallion, but that's a different story. Lyra was sitting on the couch for a while. She tried to get up to find more food a few minutes ago, but it was difficult for her to get up.

Bon Bon walked in.

"Good morning Lyra." Bon Bon said with a yawn.

"Morning Bon Bon." Lyra replied.

Bon Bon went over to the fridge and starting looking for breakfast.

"Hey Bon Bon, can you get me an apple please?"

"Doesn't look like we have any." Bon Bon said after a couple seconds. "But we have plenty of carrots."

"I'll take 5 carrots." Lyra said readjusting her position. Sitting down just wasn't as comfortable as it was.

"Here." Bon Bon gave Lyra a few carrots and they both ate in silence.

When they were done, Bon Bon spoke up.

"Hey Lyra, you've been acting odd lately."

"Yeah I know, I don't know why, so don't ask."

"Oh, ok then."

"Hey wheres the remote?"

"You're probably sitting on it again."

Lyra pushed her mid section into the air withe a groan and stuck her hoof in the space she created and searched for the remote. She eventually found it and turned the volume up after laying back down. She put the remote on the coffee table. She turned her full attention to the TV.

"Lyra, its girl's night again. You want to go or are you not up to it again?"

"I don't really want to go."

"Aww come on, you haven't gone in 6 months! heck, you haven't done much of anything in the past six months!"

"Yeah, I know, you can go tonight, but I just don't want to."

"But it will be so lonely without you!" Bon Bon complained.

"You could always call up Rarity."

"Yeah, but shes not as fun as you."

"Well, I don't care what you do tonight, but I'm staying home."

"Ok Lyra, I get you."

"All right, so you going to go?"

"Yeah, I guess I'll call up Rarity."

"Ok, phone is over there." Lyra pointed to the phone on the wall.

"All right, you sure you don't want to come?" Bon Bon asked dialing Rarity's number.

"I'm good."

"All right." then Bon Bon hit call and waited for Rarity to pick up.

Bon Bon started talking to Rarity through the phone. After a few minutes, she hung up and trotted over to the door.

"Well, I'm going now. If you need me, you know the bar's number. Just tell Chill you need me, I'll come home that instant."

"Ok Bon Bon, you can go now. Bye" Lyra said struggling to wave to her friend, but refusing to show her pain.

Bon Bon left the house and shut the door. Lyra heard some talking from outside, probably from Bon Bon and Rarity. Then the two voices faded. Lyra was alone. Then she realized. Her monthly 'thing' hasn't happened this month, it hasn't happened for 6 moths! Don't question my language, I'm trying to keep this as appropriate as a story involving sex and pregnancy can be! Lyra thought to herself. Oh god. All the signs point to it. I'm pregnant! I don't believe it! Who was it that got me pregnant? She started sweating heavily. This can't be, oh Celestia help me! No, this is all just a bad dream, I'll go to sleep and when I wake up, everything will be all right. So Lyra put her head on a pillow, shut her eyes, and drifted off. Lets not get into the dream conversation again.