Gilda's Pony Snack

by Nostalgia Schmaltz

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Gilda, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Anthro, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Rainbow Dash
Length: 3831

Shameless fetish fuel clopfic. Anthro, Vore. Gilda has some fun with Rainbow Dash and Twilight after a night of drinking.

After a night of drinking at Applejack's, Gilda hangs out with Twilight and Rainbow Dash, and though she seems perfectly friendly, the gryphon has other plans for the two ponies...

Shameless fetish fuel clopfic. Felt like writing some fetishy stuff, so I scribbled this together. Didn't care much for the story because it's rather hard to justify the fetish I'm writing, so it's rather simple and straight-forward.

That being said, this story contains:
-Anthro
-Vore(soft)
-Futa
-General fetishy weirdness

Published 2013-07-23 21:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-23 21:40:02 UTC

Tastes like...pony?

"Y'all come back now!" Applejack's voice echoed to the three visitors who had just left, walking down the dirt road towards the farm's entrance. Twilight, Rainbow Dash and Gilda had spent a couple hours there hanging out and drinking the hard cider that had been produced that day, of course, leaving them quite intoxicated. Gilda, however, was only slightly tipsy, compared to the two clearly drunk mares walking with her.

Her body was more used to the stronger alcohol available in the Gryphon kingdom, so a little apple cider wasn't enough to really get her drunk. With one arm around Rainbow Dash, she helped the mare walk straight, chuckling softly from the sight of her friend so completely smashed. "Heh, you're still as weak as I remember, Dash." she teased, smirking playfully at the pegasus.

"I can't help it, G! That cider's delicious." Rainbow Dash grinned back at the gryphon and giggled a bit, wobbling lightly against the arm around her side. "And usually, I don't get very much because of all the other ponies wanting some too."

Twilight giggled softly as well, walking alongside them, not as drunk as Dash, but still quite tipsy. "Good thing Applejack reserved that barrel of it for us, then." she added with a grin, glancing forward to see her library just down the road. "I guess we should head back to my house? I don't want Rainbow Dash flying home in that condition."

Gilda nodded and chuckled softly, pulling Rainbow Dash a little closer to her feathery body. "Fine by me. I wouldn't trust her flying like this, either." she glanced forward to see the big tree-library as well, smirking in her mind. "Perfect...with Dash drunk and Twilight poisoned, this will be easy." While Dash had gotten herself drunk, Gilda had secretly slipped a bit of Poison Joke into Twilight's drinks with hopes of dulling or disabling the unicorn's magic. "So far, so good."

The three arrived at the library just after sunset, the sounds of Spike's snoring coming from upstairs with the little dragon already fast asleep. Twilight groaned softly at the sight of scattered books on the floor and desk, blushing a bit.

"Sorry, I was on a bit of a studying spree before I left." she explained, her horn glowing as she began to levitate the books back into their positions, walking over towards the desk. "Give me a second and I'll have this place cleaned up."

Meanwhile, Gilda and Rainbow Dash stood by the center of the room; Gilda's eyes watching as the books floated around precisely, while Rainbow's eyes were fixated somewhere else...namely, Gilda's cleavage, which was rather exposed by her shirt.

"Whoa, G...I never realized how big your tits are!" she blurted out drunkenly with a grin, staring at the pair of feathery breasts behind Gilda's dark green tank-top, which revealed a decent amount of her cleavage. The gryphon had to be packing at least an F-cup, much larger than most ponies, mostly due to her muscular Gryphon body being able to support such a size.

Gilda raised an eyebrow to the sudden comment, smirking a bit towards the pegasus. "What do you mean you never realized? I've always been this big, ya dweeb." she teased with a chuckle, though she gasped as she felt Dash's hands squeezing at the soft melons through her shirt, a light blush crossing her cheeks.

"I knew you were big...but not this big! Damn, girl!" the pegasus smirked back and pressed up against Gilda, her hands continuing to squeeze at the big melons on the gryphon's chest, pressing them together.

With a playful smirk, the gryphon wrapped her arms around Rainbow Dash's body, pulling her in closer as she enjoyed the squeezing to her soft breasts, still blushing softly. "I never knew you were this much of a perv, Dash." she chuckled a bit, though her eyes widened as she suddenly felt Dash's snout press against her beak, the pegasus kissing her deeply in her drunken lust.

Twilight hadn't exactly taken notice of them, focusing on her magic to put all the books back in their proper locations. "Ah, much better...hm?" she blinked a bit as she heard soft groans and panting coming from behind her, turning to see Gilda and Rainbow Dash passionately making out, roaming each others' bodies with their hands as well. "Hey! There shall be no making out in my library!" she blushed fiercely to the sight despite her protesting, quickly working her levitation magic to separate the two.

...At least, that's what she thought she did. Her magic aura enveloped Gilda's body for a brief moment before fizzling away; the gryphon blinking a bit and pulling back from the kiss, shuddering softly. "Huh? What's going on?" Twilight raised an eyebrow in confusion, completely unaware of the Poison Joke that was hampering her magic.

"I was about to say the same...ngh!" Gilda grunted a bit, feeling strange tingles coming from between her legs, only moments before a feeling of tightness in the front of her pants, glancing down to see a swelling bulge in the nylon fabric. "What the...?" her pupils shrank as she saw what appeared to be a male gryphon cock growing out of a newly-formed sheath above her lower lips, which was accompanied by a pair of decently-sized balls. "What'd your freaky pony magic do to me?!"

Rainbow Dash smirked to this revelation, moving her hand down and squeezing Gilda's growing shaft, making her gasp sharply again. "Heheh, I've seen Twilight do this before! Feeling kinky, are you Twi?" she chuckled a bit and licked her lips, stroking her hand up and down the length of Gilda's new gryphonhood, feeling it hardening quickly.

"Ahhh...D-Dash..." Gilda could only groan from the new feeling of ecstasy between her legs, her cheeks flushing a deeper shade of red while her eyelids drooped slightly while her member throbbed in Dash's hand, quickly hardening up to a full size of roughly seventeen inches as the soft hand continued to jerk it steadily.

"Oh wow, it's so big! I've never seen a gryphon's, either...it looks kinda weird!" Rainbow Dash giggled a bit, jerking the gryphon's shaft a little faster as she looked back up again. "Whaddaya say we take this for a spin, G? I bet I can make ya cum in ten seconds-"

"Alright, you two, cut it out! We're not here to do those kinds of things!" Twilight groaned as she stepped up behind Rainbow Dash and grabbed her shoulders, trying to pull her back while she worked her magic, trying to cast a levitation spell again. Her spell was altered again from the Poison Joke though, and this time, her aura enveloped both herself and Rainbow Dash, only to fizzle again just as she finally pulled the pegasus off of Gilda. She gasped and fell back against the table in the middle of the room, Rainbow Dash landing on top of her and groaning a bit. "What is wrong with my magic tonight...?" the unicorn rubbed her head gently, blinking a bit as she thought she was seeing everything in the room getting bigger around her.

"What'd you do that for, Twi?" Dash growled, struggling out of Twilight's grasp and getting up to her feet again. "We were just trying...trying to...huh?" she rubbed her eyes and looked around as she too could have sworn that everything around her was quickly getting bigger, including the gryphon standing a few feet in front of her. "What's going on? Am I really this drunk?"

Gilda however, smirked to the sight in front of her, laughing a bit. "Well! This is working out better than I had planned." she taunted, keeping her smirk as she watched Twilight and Rainbow Dash shrinking in front of her, already roughly half their size and still shrinking. "I guess disposing of you will be a lot easier, now."

Twilight shook her head, feeling a bit dizzy from the sudden change of proportions all around her, but Gilda's change of attitude caught her attention even more. "Dispose? What are you talking about, Gilda?" she stared in disbelief up at the gryphon, now looking quite massive due to her own rapidly-decreasing size. She also got a full view of the rock-hard gryphonhood between Gilda's legs, her cheeks blushing deeply in her mixed state of fear and sudden arousal.

With a huff, the gryphon crossed her arms, glaring down at the two very small ponies. "You think I'd just forget how you humiliated me in front of all those ponies? You destroyed my entire reputation!" she roared, the force of her shout enough to knock over both of the little mares, sending them flying back onto the piles of clothing that were now too big for them; their shrinking having stopped when they were only a few inches tall. "I can't even go to Cloudsdale anymore without being teased about it!"

Rainbow Dash only groaned muffledly into her shirt, the combination of shrinking and intoxication making it quite hard for her to pull herself back up, but Twilight managed to get back up after a moment, gulping as she gazed up at Gilda again, the gryphon now seeming like a giant to her. "Gilda, wait! Can't we just talk this over?" she shouted, hoping that the giant gryphon would hear her.

"Too late for that, little ponies. The damage is done, and now I'm hungry for revenge." Gilda's glare slowly turned to a smirk as she thought of a rather fun way to 'dispose' of the two tiny mares. "It's been a long time since I've been able to taste pony, ever since the Gryphon kingdom made it illegal to eat them. How convenient that you've shrunken down to...bite size." she teased, causing Twilight's heart to sink with fear.

"Did she just say..." the unicorn barely had any time to think before she shrieked as Gilda reached down and grabbed both her and Rainbow Dash in her talons, bringing her up towards her beak. "Gilda! Put us down right now!" she shouted, squirming and pulling against the gryphon's claw, but her grip was too strong. "Ohh, what a time for my magic to be on the fritz!" she bit her lip as she was face-to-face with the giant gryphon now, watching as a tongue slurped across that big beak.

"Put you down? Heh, I'll certainly put you down...in my stomach!" Gilda taunted with a maniacal laugh, before she opened her beak and dangled the two tiny mares right over it, wasting no time in dropping them both right in.

"Aaagh! Whathahell is going on?" Rainbow Dash cried out suddenly as she felt herself falling, quickly hitting Gilda's tongue with a grunt, before the beak above her snapped shut, making everything dark. "Twilight! Where'd we go? Why's it dark?" she groaned, struggling to stand up against the wriggling tongue beneath her. "Ugh, I knew I shouldn't have drank those extra four mugs!"

Twilight grunted lightly as also tried to stand, but the huge tongue started wriggling below her, making her shriek as she fell back again, landing against the side of Gilda's beak. "Oh, good Celestia, Gilda’s trying to eat us!” she cried, desperately trying to grab onto something, finding that everything was quite slick with the gryphon’s saliva.

Gilda meanwhile sighed happily, working her tongue over the two ponies in her mouth as she sat on the edge of the table in the middle of the room, finding the taste rather enjoyable. “Mmm, it’s been too long...” she thought while she leaned back on one arm, moving her other arm around her and grasping her magical endowment, idly stroking it up and down. “A nice pony snack and some kinky magic too! Heh...almost makes me not want to eat the unicorn, if she can do things like this.”

As Gilda continued to tease the shrunken mares with her tongue, muffled screams and shouts of protest came from within her beak, only making her feel that much more satisfied with this turn of events. With a smirk, she closed her eyes and jerked her magical member a little faster, enjoying the feel of it throbbing in her talon. After another minute or so of slurping her tongue over the two ponies in her mouth, Gilda closed her eyes and tilted her head back, feeling both of them sliding down her tongue and towards the back of her mouth, still shouting in protest and desperately grabbing at the slick tongue.

"Twilight, do something!" Rainbow Dash shouted, squeezing at Gilda's tongue as best as she could, only managing to slow down her sliding a bit, but Twilight slipped further down, both of her hands grasping onto the big uvula hanging in front of her. "Get us the hell out of here!"

"I can't! Something is wrong with my magic!" Twilight shouted back, mostly out of frustration and panic, seeing as her lower half was already starting to sink into the hot gullet below. "Both of the spells I tried earlier produced completely random results! I don't know what will happen if I use my magic!" she added, before gasping as she felt a couple bursts of air come up from below her; the giant gryphon coughing a bit from her uvula being pulled on.

With a bit of a grunt, Gilda leaned her head back further and gave a strong gulp, her throat clenching around Twilight's legs and pulling her down; the shrunken unicorn gasping again as she was yanked downward, her hands slipping from the fleshy bit that she was holding on to, before she was pulled into Gilda's throat, her whole body surrounded by the hot, soft gullet. "Mmnh, damn ponies..." Gilda grumbled a bit in her mind as she tilted her head back down a bit, feeling the squirming bulge moving down her neck.

Rainbow Dash gulped a bit as well, feeling her feet pressing into Gilda's throat now as she kept slipping down further, unable to keep a firm grip on the slippery tongue. "Gilda! Let us out you bitch!" she shouted, though her words were only met with the gryphon tilting her head back a bit and giving another strong gulp. Rainbow's hands finally slipped off of the gryphon's tongue as she was pulled downward just like Twilight was, quickly finding her body being squeezed and forced downward by the soft gullet.

"Mmnh...not a chance." Gilda thought out loud, rubbing a claw over her neck to feel the squirming bulge moving downward, Rainbow Dash soon joining Twilight in the gryphon's stomach. "Hah...that was easier than I thought it would be. Well then..." she glanced down at the throbbing cock in her talon, licking her beak gently. "Guess I'd better finish what I started, heh." she chuckled softly, resuming her stroking with a content sigh, sliding her other talon down and fondling the two soft orbs that hung below.

Meanwhile, Twilight groaned as she landed face-first in the gryphon's stomach, struggling a bit before managing to sit up slightly, leaning back against the squishy wall behind her. From where she was, she could hear nothing but the churning of the gryphon's other organs, as well as the constant thumping of Gilda's heartbeat. "Ugh...please just let all of this be a bad dream!" she groaned, before her horn began to glow, the unicorn instinctively using her light spell as it was pitch-black, of course. Just as the gryphon's stomach illuminated, she looked up to see Rainbow Dash being squeezed down into the stomach as well, landing on her back and panting a bit. "Are you okay, Rainbow?"

Rainbow Dash winced a bit before opening her eyes, glancing up at the unicorn above her. "I don't even know anymore, Twi. Where the heck are we?" she rubbed her head softly with one hand, glancing around at the pink-ish walls and ceiling of the gryphon's stomach. "Is this some kind of messed up dream?"

"Sadly...I don't think it is." Twilight frowned a bit, reaching down and helping Rainbow up, leaning her back against the other side of the soft stomach. "It appears Gilda has eaten both of us...I tried to use magic to separate you two but something went wrong and we both shrank down." she explained with a bit of a blush, feeling quite guilty.

"She...did what now?" Rainbow Dash shook her head a bit, not quite believing Twilight, but as she felt the squishy stomach wall against her body, combined with the sights around her and the now ominous-sounding heartbeat, her mind quickly changed. "Gilda ATE US?" she gasped, before glaring angrily, her wings spreading a bit. "I refuse to be gryphon food!"

Gilda continued to enjoy herself while the two ponies conversed inside her, their voices too muffled for her to hear. "Mmnh...damn, this feels great...I gotta get Zecora to make me something that'll do this!" she grunted happily while she continued to jerk herself off, her member oozing copious amounts of precum from all the teasing to the two hefty balls below, only slicking up her talon to help her stroke even faster.

She gasped softly though as she felt a sort of 'thud' from within her, glancing down at her stomach as she felt it again, this time accompanied by muffled shouting. Within her stomach, Rainbow Dash was repeatedly slamming against the stomach walls in a futile attempt to break free. "Ngh, you're not getting out of there, now shut up and digest, you dweebs!" she groaned, bringing her talon up from her balls and pressing it onto her stomach, squishing the two ponies against her stomach walls.

"Aagh!" Twilight gasped as the stomach wall pressed back against them, squishing them between the two soft walls. "Oh, this is bad...how are we going to get out?" she glanced over at Rainbow Dash, starting to really panic now to the thought of a slow, painful death via digestion.

"Duh! Use your magic! You ARE the smart one, aren't you?" Rainbow raised an eyebrow as she met the unicorn's gaze, Gilda's talon slowly releasing them both as it returned to fondling her sensitive balls; the two shrunken mares being given some breathing room again. "Teleport us out or something, I don't know!"

Twilight bit her lip gently, leaning back against the soft stomach wall as she glanced up at her horn, managing to at least keep the light spell going steadily. "I don't know what will happen if I try to use a more advanced spell..." she replied, closing her eyes for a moment. "But I guess trying is better than sitting here and getting digested."

Meanwhile, Gilda grunted softly from the pleasure of her masturbation, laying back on the table now with both talons servicing her shaft and balls. Her member throbbed harder as her orgasm closed in on her, driving her lust through the roof as well, only making her that much more eager to reach climax. "Ahh, yeah..." she groaned, forgetting about the two ponies in her stomach as she focused on her impending orgasm.

With a deep breath, Twilight focused her magic on both herself and Rainbow Dash, her aura surrounding both of them for a moment before they disappeared in a flash of purple magic, managing to teleport out of the gryphon's stomach. Where they both ended up, however, wasn't much better than where they were.

"Did it w-ohh, sweet Celestia what is this?!" Rainbow Dash shouted, finding herself no longer in Gilda's stomach, but instead cramped in a smaller space that seemed to be filled with a hot, viscous liquid. Getting a good whiff of its scent immediately clued her in though, recognizing that scent immediately. Twilight's teleportation had worked, yes, but it had teleported her and Rainbow Dash inside Gilda's balls!

"Rainbow Dash! Where'd you go?" Twilight shouted, finding herself in quite the same situation, squirming around desperately inside the tight space, while the gryphon's steamy seed splashed all over her body, soaking her coat thoroughly. "Gah...am I where I think I am?" she too recognized the scent, along with the viscosity of the liquid, quickly figuring out where her spell had teleported her to. "Ugh! Talk about 'out of the frying pan and into the fire', this is disgusting!"

Gilda however didn't seem to notice the two shrunken mares' squirming from within her balls, the added pleasure only pushing her orgasm even closer. "Mmnh...!" she panted softly, before leaning her head back and squawking blissfully as the mindblowing foreign pleasure of the male orgasm coursed through her. Immediately, the two testicles between her legs squeezed and contracted, forcing out their sticky contents, including the two tiny mares inside them.

"Ffffuck yeah!" she growled, feeling the gushes of seed erupting from her twitching shaft, her talon still rapidly jerking it throughout her orgasm as the hot seed splattered down onto the two piles of clothing that Rainbow Dash and Twilight had left behind, fortunately shooting both of the tiny mares onto the soft clothing. The gryphon kept cumming though, making quite a mess of the ponies' clothes, to the point where one could barely tell the cum-soaked mares apart from the globs and splatters of seed.

After a good thirty seconds of cumming, the magic-fueled orgasm finally died down, leaving Gilda panting heavily as she lie on top of the table, her talon still resting on the base of her softly-throbbing shaft. "Mmnh....damn...I haven't cum that hard in forever..." she grinned a bit, feeling quite satisfied after a delicious snack and a powerful orgasm. As she sat up though, she noticed her cock glowing purple, becoming a good deal brighter for a moment before the entire thing- shaft and balls- disappeared in a flash of magic. "Well...that's a relief, I guess. Would'a sucked having to hide that thing."

With a soft yawn, she got up off of the table and pulled her pants back up, before adjusting her shirt a bit, returning it to its previous state of showing a teasing amount of her sizable cleavage. "Well, that's two down, one to go!" she thought out loud with a smirk, licking her beak gently. "I wonder if Pinkie tastes like pie...heh!" she chuckled as she headed out the front door of Twilight's library, spreading her wings and taking off into the night sky.

"Mmngh...what the hell just happened?" Rainbow Dash groaned, feeling a bit more sober now as she sat up, blinking her eyes open to see her whole body soaked in sticky seed. "This better not be what I think it is."

"From what I can tell, it most certainly is." Twilight grunted softly, shaking her head a bit, though with her mane stuck against her body, it didn’t help get much of the sticky fluid off of her. “Well..that’s one thing I hope I’ll never have to do again.”

THE END, since I can’t think of any way to properly end this. Not that it particularly matters in terms of this kind of shameless fetish fic.