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A faint alarm was hissing in the background of the spaceship Vulcan. This ship was old, very old as was the owner. "JOHN!" a slightly British woman called."ugh 1-800 er, they'd cant have my brand?"  A EXTREMELY drunk and sleepy man mumbled to himself. "JOHN WERE UNDER ATTACK" stunned and shocked he jumped out of the messy bed and looked over to the helmet on the desk. He cringed for a minute at the thought of the last time he wore it. Snapped out of his self pity He jumped and slid the polished Chrome helmet on. "Armor" he whispered to him self. "Big daddy, no". Looking at a large aged suit.

         "To heavy, maybe the-" he was cut off with objectives filling his HUD "welcome back sir" the same frantic voice from before but more calmly announced. "Alice why did you wake me up". "Oh I'm doing fine thank you" Alice replied with a snippy accent. Shes a level 7 VI assistant. John picked her cause of his lucky number a few years ago. The two soon became best friends.  "We'll whats the emergency?" "Well someones teleported on the   there way on science bay." 4 contacts he could handle but why have they come here? " Stealth suit recommended." "There making there way to the cockpit." "Not in my ship" grabbing a gun he ran out the door, the door open right before making contact with him. Running down a narrow hallway he asked  "Alice whats the date?" " Did you lose track of time when you were a drunk mess John." He didn't reply ."oh come on I was joking." "Whatever" the hallway came to a end at a large wooden door.

        "Password." Shit what was it. "You're going to make me say it John" OH RIGHT he named it something ridicules so he could make Alice say it."APPLE TITS!"his statement was fallowed with three beeps. "Permission  granted". Wait how did they know that password, John thoughts were gone when the doors opened. There was  a large man looking at John as he enter the room. He was almost a exact copy of John the only flaw was his masked was cracked and a trail of dry blood leaked out of it. Almost in unison John and Alice yelled "MASON!" He let out a evil giggle. "Now how is that a way to say hello to a old friend. How's Maya oh right DEAD" John was thanking of shooting out the window behind him."It wood kill me but it would also kill him"

"What are YOU doing here" Alice helped John snap out of his suicide plan.

       "Oh little old me, don't worry. I was just leaving." He seemed to vanish in thin air. "I HATE TELEPORTERS!" "Um John we have much bigger problems." Confused he looked up. He saw a huge dark spiral surrounded by stars. "WHAT. THE. FU-" before John could finish a large boom followed by the sound of snapping metal. "ALICE?!" "MUTABLE BREACHES, WE JUST LOST A WING!" "SO THE ONLY WAY WE SURVIVE THIS IS GOING THROUGH THAT BLACK HOLE?!" "JOHN?!" "WHAT?!" "IF WE DON'T MAKE IT OUT OF THIS ALIVE-" "IT WONT COME TO THAT ALICE!" The football field sized ship was quickly sucked in to the vortex. The last thing John saw before blacking out was a bright planet, geting larger by the second.