"Huh? Whats going on? Where am I? Why is it so cold?" Twillight asked herself
"Twillight! Finally you're awake I thought I had to 'Spikes Mind: hump you to wake up' take you to the hospital but yeah its cold down here..."
"Where are we?"
"Some kind of temple.."
"The Temple of Frost!" Twillight said very excitedly and happy.
"The what?"
"Nevermind..."
"So Twi, It says here... Some random symbols..."
"Hmm... Move that atlatl to that key hole there."
"A what?"
"An atlatl!"
"Uhhh.."
"It looks like a dart."
"oh...."
"Well what are you waiting for?"
"Wait do I grab the atlatl by the top or the bottom"
"Well do you want your hand cut?"
"No..."
"Then the bottom."
"Ok you lazy bastard..."
"I beg your pardon?"
"Hehe... Your highness..."
"Well then GO!!!!"
"OK!!!!"
"So I just put it in this hole then"
A secret door emitting a bright cyan light opens blinding Spike.
"Thanks Spike"
Twillight simply runs over Spike the blind.
"Are you serious?"
"Eeeyup."
Temple Of Frost
"Come on Twillight, Rest! Even for a minute you look tired from all that digging." Spike sugested
"Dont have time to rest Spike! There's a Temple with treasure in here! somewhere." Twillight said
"I'm just going to remind you that you've been digging for 1 hour straight"
"I KNOW THAT SPIKE SHUT UP!!! I AM A PONY AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE!"
"That quote seems familiar.. You know..."
"Just shut up Spike I do not need your help at the moment."
"Hey im a dragon and I'm digging a hole." Spike whispered to himself
" What was that Spike?"
"Nothing..."
As Twillight kept digging she felt a slight chill upon her body...
"Hey Twillight do you know 10 pounds of cupcakes can kill you?"
"No. Wait really?"
"Yeah it says here on the newspaper"
"Wait... What time is it?"
" 5 am in the morning."
"WHAT?!?"
"I told you you were a bit obsessed."
"Shut up."
"I kept on telling you to rest but no you just kept digging like a dwar-"
"SHUT UUUUUUP"
"Oh hey look! A flock of birds"
Twillight did nothing but simply facehoof herself and faint.
"Um Twillight?"
"That's one weird Big Mac saying there Twillight."
"I know Spike. I know."
"So have you heard about this video called Cupcakes?"
"No. What's it about?"
"Its about Pinkie Pie killing Rainbow da-"
"Look Spike guard statues!"
"Woah! Check that frozen throne over there!"
"I have a feeling there used to be some kind of lord who used to rule here."
"Why?" Spike asked.
"Duh, petrified pony + bat wings + a horn =?"
"Uh.. sandwich?"
"No, A alicorn used to rule here. A thin stallion alicorn.
"This is the first time I saw an alicorn with bat wings."
"I know. Well then lets start searching!"
"Uh hate to put you down Twillight but I'm just gonna stay here have a little tobacco and make things interesting."
"Um... How excactly?"
"Puns Twillight, puns."
"Ooook." Twillight said in a sarcastic way.
10 HOURS LATER
"Found anything yet Twillight?"
"Nope, except for a button that has weird symbols around it."
"Push it."
"No I think its gonna trigger a trap."
"Do I have to do everything myself Twillight!"
"Wait no don't push it!"
"Balls to it I wanna see daylight again!"
*Spike pushes the button still with a cigarette in his mouth*
"See Twillight told you nothing will happen."
"I guess so... Wait wheres the lord statue thing that was on the throne?"
Who are you supposed to be Alicorn and Dragon!?A misty voice asks.
"M.m.my name is Twillight Sparkle... And this is my dragon..."
"Yo yo yo the name's Spike yo I wear total swag yo this alicorn Princess Twi-Twi here is uncool in your cool temple here and is the a consequence for entering your cool,deep and awesome temple here yo?"
"No there is no consequence but I thank you for releasing me from my stone prison."
"Your Welcome but is there a way out of here Lord.." Twillight asked.
"Dark Frost. Lord Dark Frost."
"Lord Dark Frost is there a way out?"Twillight asked again.
"You're an Alicorn. Dont you know simple teleportation?"
"Oh yeah sorry... Silly me."
"Yo yo can I get a favor from you Lord Dark Frost yo" Spike said.
"1 simple wish. Spike 1 simple wish for releasing me."
"yo yo yo i wish Princess Celestia blows up into pieces yo."
"Spike what? Why would you wish for that?" Twillight asked worried.
"Wish done"
1 second later Spike and Twillight hear an explosion from Canterlot Castle
"Was that the explosion?" Twillight asked scared
"Yep it was." Dark Frost said.
"Yeah ye ye ye The Lunar Republic shall rise yo!"Spike said
"I-aa-me-celest-princess-explode-spike-temple"Twillight stuttered
"See ya" Dark Frost said.
Spike and Twillight found themselves outside of Canterlot and they can already hear the peril of Canterlot. Ponies running everywhere shouting "What shall we do?!?" "The kingdom is lost!"
"Did that just happen Spike?"
"Yes it did Twillight. It did."
The End.
