Off to a Human Adventure.

Chapter VIII

Deliciously Devious

Vinyl couldn't see what was going on, but she could hear.

“What did you do?”

“Nothing, just told her a little about Humanity and some of it’s many conflicts.”

“You do know telling her about two or three would have been enough, right?”

“Yeah, you know how I get when it comes to history and thing alike.”

“Okay, that shit right there may fly in Canada, but not here!”

“It’s old English.”

“Yeah, old!”

“Canada sti- Never mind, will she live Doctor?”

“Fuck you, but yeah, she just needs some time to herself and some sleep.”

“How are you, out of all people, a doctor?”

“Before the war, I got my PhD.”

“But in the Canada/America War you were a Combat Medic.”

“Yeah? So?”

“Nothing.”

“Now, everyone, get out of my house, I still need to clean and fix up my A.I.”

“You still have one?”

“Yeah, it never malfunctioned nor died due to power loss.”

“What ever, I need sleep, good bye.”

“Bye.”

“Yeah see you.”

“Remember, keep her in that bed.”

“Got it. Good night Doctor.”

“I hate you when you call me that.”

You tossed and turned in the night, your sleep was restless, but yet in a way, right. You awoke with your head under the pillow, at first it seemed like everything was back to normal, but then you wiped your face down with your open left hand. Conrad was on your back during this time. He was now in the next country.

“Good morning, I was wondering when you would wake up.” Said Gil as he walked in with a tray in one hand and a glass of what looked like orange juice in the other.

“Gah, morning. What happened last night?”

“Me and a few of my friends rutted you like there was no tomorrow.” Replied Gil with the most egotistical smile you have ever seen.

“Funny, what is that?”

“Well, I thought it’s time you ate some barbarin food. Eggs, Bacon, Toast, and a glass of Orange juice.” Said Gil as he placed the tray on your lap and the glass on the tray.

“What is this?”

“I just told you.”

“Yeah, but WHAT is it?”

“Eggs are what they sound like, Bacon is made via cow meat, toast is just burnt bread with butter on it, and you know what orange juice is.”

“B-b-but I can’t eat this!”

“Your human if you like it or not, at least try to act like it.”

“Fine.” You reluctantly ate the food that was given to you, and even though you hate to admit it, it was delicious. The next few hours were mainly trying to get you to accept that you are human for the time being, and chances are that Octavia has gone to Princess Celestia and they are looking for a way home for you. Gil said something about talking about the current world, what ever that means.